JUST WANTED TO RESTATE THAT DICK WOLF OWNS EVERYTHING! I APPRECIATE THE FEEDBACK!
CATCHING UP
It's been three months since Dickie and Olivia broke up and Elliot moved in. A lot has happened during that time. Little Kathy's real father surfaced – Peggy remembered that when she was working as an escort 4 years ago, some old black guy paid her extra to not use a condom and she agreed. She tracked him down, thinking she would get a payoff and demanded a paternity test. It came back positive and her plan backfired on her. Bayard Ellis was awarded sole custody of Kat but he allows Olivia to see her whenever she wants, secretly hoping that they'll bond over her and eventually end up together.
Lila rejected Dickie. She told him that she was a cop just having some fun and that she never should have led him on. She transferred from Vice and is now a Detective at the 1-6. Olivia still has no idea that she's that Lila!
Dickie joined the Army after Lila rejected him. With a crappy job and nowhere to go, he decided that the military was his best option so he quit Felipe's and enlisted.
Dani bought a membership to a tanning salon. After convincing her to dye and cut her hair like Olivia's, Dean told her how awesome it would be if she got a little color to her skin as well. Wanting to please her husband, she began tanning twice a week so that she could look like a bronze goddess year round.
Elliot and Olivia are blissfully happy. They got married as soon as the annulment went through and Olivia just found out that she's pregnant. But of course, the chaos never stops…
On an uneventful Thursday afternoon where they both had the day off, Olivia and Rafael Barba-Cragen were having a late lunch at their favorite little bistro, Bananatrama, after having spent the day shopping.
"GIRL!" Barba began. "Tell me you've heard the tea!"
"About Cassidy and Fin?" Olivia asked
"And the horse…"
"Yes! Then the flare gun…"
"Girl, cheesecake has forever been ruined for me! But no, I'm talking about Dani!"
"My Dani?"
"Is there another?"
"Do I wanna hear this?" she asked. She was never sure what would come out of Rafael's mouth.
"Do you NOT wanna hear it?" Olivia hated to participate in gossip but she could never resist when Rafael was the one dishing. He knew everybody's business!
"Spill!" she demanded, wondering what juicy tidbit she'd be treated to today.
"Girl, she bought herself a booty!" he said before dramatically sipping on his Cosmopolitan and giggling.
"What? No!"
"Yes!"
"I would know!"
"Obviously you didn't!"
"How is that even possible? El and I have been taking care of Olivia for her and Dean while they're out of town on FBI business."
"Fake booty initiative!" Olivia couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Raf, stop!" she said trying to contain herself. "I will prove to you that this is not true, watch!" she continued as she picked up her phone.
"What are you doing?"
"Skyping Dani." She told him as she completed the call. It was seconds before Dani answered on her end. Her dark hair and skin a striking contrast against her blue eyes.
"Liv! Hey, what's up? Everything ok?" Dani asked.
"Yeah. I just… ok, I gotta ask you something and I feel kind of stupid because I know that it's not true, I mean, you would have told me." Dani bit her bottom lip as a smile crept on her face.
"I think I know what you're gonna ask and I swear I wasn't keeping it from you. I just wanted to surprise you when I got back!" Olivia sat in utter shock as her best friend stood up and trained the camera on her newly-enhanced buttocks, proudly showing them off. Rafael had to force himself to keep his laughter in as he listened while Dani told Olivia all about the night she was watching the video of the trip that the Porters and Stablers had taken to Jamaica. Dean was holding the camera and kept focusing and zooming in on Olivia's butt in the white string bikini she was wearing. Dani and Olivia were lying down in the cabana chairs to get some sun, both of them on their stomachs. After a couple minutes, Olivia reached behind and untied her bikini top and called to Elliot to come and put some sunscreen on her back. Before Elliot could reply, Dean nearly tripped running over to her and shoved the camera into Dani's hand.
"I'LL DO IT!" He screamed, completely out of breath as he grabbed for the sunscreen just as Elliot reached over and picked it up but that didn't stop Dean from trying to wrestle it from Elliot's hand.
"Dean, I got it man!" Elliot sternly assured him in a tone that left no room for argument. After a brief moment during which he stared Elliot dead in the eyes as if challenging him, he let go of the bottle and watched sadly as Elliot began rubbing the sunscreen all over Olivia's body. Dani sat there in her living room laughing at the video as it again zoomed in on Olivia.
"God, her ass is so perfect!" she said out loud to no one and was shocked to hear Deans voice behind her.
"It sure is!"
"Honey, I didn't hear you come in." she told him. He stood behind her, massaging her shoulders.
"You know, why should Olivia be the only one with a perfect, round, gorgeous ghetto booty?" he asked.
"What?"
"a badonk." He clarified.
"I don't-"
"Junk in the trunk."
"I get what you mean, I'm just surprised to hear you say-"
"when you two go dancing, does she ever twerk?" he asked, a glossy, wide-eyed look on his face.
"No."
"Make it clap?"
"What? No! …once or twice maybe…"
"Ohhh tell me, tell me!" he screamed, plopping himself down on the floor in front of her, resting his head on his hands that were propped up under his chin. "… Go. Slowly!" Dani was puzzled but continued to tell him about it anyway. He sat there listening to her tale… he was shocked, he was awed. He was enchanted and amazed and when she finally finished her story, a single tear slid down his cheek and he stood up, speechless and gave a round of thunderous applause. Dani was so touched that he was so into what she was saying that she began smiling as he continued his ovation. When he was done, he sat down, pulled her onto his lap and told her that she would look great with an ass like Olivia's, reminding her how insecure she always felt because Olivia got all the attention everywhere they went. "You could level the playing field a little. You could be the one to make it clap next time!" He said. She always did secretly long to jiggle that fat but she hadn't been blessed with any. Reluctantly she agreed and they made up the whole story about going away on official business so that she could have the surgery done.
"So, Liv, be honest. What do you think?"
"Wow!" Olivia began, she was a little creeped out by this latest stunt but didn't want to discourage Dani so she said the only true thing she could at the moment "Pretty soon, no one will be able to tell us apart!"
"I know! How cool is that?" Dani gushed.
"Yeah. Listen honey, I gotta go but I'll call you later." She ended the video chat before Dani could respond. "Don't even say it!" she told Rafael who sat there with a huge grin on his face.
"Oh, I won't. But I will wait for that apology!"
"How did you even…"
"Omniscience, Bitch! When will you learn?" Olivia shook her head as they shared a laugh.
"I hate to break this up but I gotta go." Olivia said as she pulled a few bills from her purse and put them on the table before she and Rafael leaned in to kiss each other.
"Don't forget. Saturday, having a kiki!"
"Wouldn't miss it!" she promised as she walked out.
U.S ARMY BASE… SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD
It's late night in the middle of a desert but, Dickie Stabler is wide awa-
"EXCUUUSE MEEEE! (Kathy Stabler's shrill voice booms loudly, interrupting our story) IS NOBODY CONCERNED ABOUT THE FACT THAT I WAS LAST SEEN MONTHS AGO WITH A KNOWN RAPIST/KILLER? HUH? WHAT ABOUT ME? WHY WON'T YOU TALK ABOUT THIS ELLIOT? I BET YOU'D BE TALKING ABOUT IT IF IT WERE OLIVIA! IT'S ALWAYS OLIVIAAA! COME TO THINK OF IT, BILLY WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'D KILL TO BE ALONE WITH HER RIGHT BEFORE HE STABBED ME 19 TIMES… OH HEEELLLL NO! I WENT THROUGH 12 YEARS OF ELLIOT BEING OBSESSED WITH THIS BITCH! THERE IS NO WAY I'M GONNA GO THROUGH IT WITH YOU! YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND, MINE! AND I. WILL. BE. DA-"
*Slams door on Kathy and locks it* Just pretend you didn't hear any of that… Now back to our story!
U.S ARMY BASE… SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD
It's late night in the middle a desert but, Dickie Stabler is wide awake, writing letters.
Deer Olivia,
…Just wuntid to let you no that I am knot giving up. I tolled you that I wood fined out who you left me four and even thow I still have no cloo who it is, I will keep my prommiss to kill you booth like dogs when I fined out, lol! 3 3 3
Whoevver this man is, I hope he nose that he is luky. Luky that I don't no who he is! Beefor I forgit, I got the pikchurs you and daddy cent me of yor weding. I shor miss him! Duz he no that you broke his littul boys hart by cheeting?
ex oh ex oh,
Gosipp Girl!
aka - Pryvit Dickie Stabler
P.S. sind pikchurs of miss kitty!
THE 1-6 PRECINCT, 2 WEEKS LATER
Olivia rolls her eyes, giving a serious screw-face as she reads the last line of Dickie's letter before bawling it up and tossing it into the trash can beside her desk. While outside her office in the squad room…
"…so then I told him, fuck YOU! Your brother eats it better anyway!" Amanda said to Lila and they laughed. Fin just looked at them. No expression on his face.
"Now that's just nasty!" Fin said in his laid-back tone.
"I don't know how you guys keep so much insanity going in your lives!" Nick wondered out loud to no one in particular.
"Says the man with two girlfriends…" Rollins began
"Sister wives!" Nick corrected.
"Sister wives under the same roof!" she finished.
"Say what you want but Kayleigh and Dee bring me NO drama!" Nick defended. "My life is as peaceful as it gets. They get along great, they cook, they clean, they cater to my every desire and there's no jealousy… I'm good!"
"Can't argue with that!" Fin said grinning. Just then, the door to Olivia's office opened and she entered the squad room.
"Ok people, listen up! Our new detective should be here soon and I expect that everyone will try their best to be courteous."
"Another new dectective? What is this, the 9th, no, 10th one in the last year?" Nick questioned.
"Not everyone is cut out for SVU, Nick." Olivia reminded. "Oh, and guys, you know the drill. No calling me Liv around the newbie!
"Don't worry 'bout it Captain, we're professionals!" Fin assured her just as the doors to the squad room opened and in walked a young blond man carrying a box under his arm.
"Captain Benson?" he asked as he approached Olivia, his hand extended. His voice was deep and low, comically so…like a little boy who was attempting to sound like a grown man and failing miserably at it. Olivia and her detectives all looked at each other, stifling laughter as Olivia shook his hand.
"Yes. Everyone, this is our new Detective, Gale Truckey. He just transferred in from The Homicidal Crime Scene Investigators Investigations Unit down in what? Kentucky…Alabama?"
"Detroit." He corrected and smiled.
"Right, Detroit." Olivia suddenly remembered. "Amaro, I want you and Detective Tutuola to partner up for a few weeks while Rollins shows Truckey the ropes. Amanda's eyes went wide.
"What about me?"Lila asked.
"Actually, Detective Suxcock, Vice put in a request to borrow you for a case, so you'll be working with them for the next few weeks starting today. You might wanna head over there now for your briefing."
'Cool!" Lila said as she grabbed her things. "…see you guys!" she said as she sauntered out, taking special care to caress Nicks arm as she did. "Bye sexy!" Nick laughed.
"Yeah…my girls will stab you in the throat, so...keep it movin!" he didn't even bother looking at her.
"Uh, Captain, can we have a word? In your office?" Amanda asked nervously. Olivia turned and walked towards her office, Amanda following closely. Once they were inside, Olivia shut the door.
"what's going on?"
"Liv, somethin's not right!" Amanda said.
"What are you talking about?"
"Truckey. Doesn't he strike you as odd?"
"Should he?"
"Liv, look at him! The voice, the mustache, he's hidin somethin."
"Amanda…come on."
"Liv, I'm serious! Look I remember when I was still in Georgia I read about this case you worked with Elliot back when y'all were still partners, Peter Harrison."
"I remember. What about it?"
"…the CSU tech that tried to kill Elliot, what was his name?"
"Dale Stuckey?"
"They sure look a lot alike."
"Amanda, Dale is serving a life sentence in prison…and as for them looking alike, no way! Dale was a baby-faced kid!"
"Liv, I'm telling you this is the same guy!"
"Ok, Georgia Peach, listen. I don't know how they do things down south but here in New York, we don't let convicted killers become detectives!"
"But Liv, I-"
"That's enough! Now, we have a ton of work to get to so, let's get to it." Olivia ordered. Amanda sighed.
"Yes ma'am!" she said and left Olivia's office.
If only Olivia knew how right Amanda was. In spite of the fact that since the day she'd arrived in the SVU, she had quickly figured out every case at first glance only to be told that she was wrong, only to have it turn out that she had been right to begin with. They never learned! Dale Stuckey had escaped from prison two years ago and they still hadn't noticed that he was gone. Since that time, he'd created a whole new identity for himself, creating a fake past, even drastically changing his physical appearance. He got the idea from his favorite TV show, Hannah Montana. He got himself a fake mustache and now, NOBODY knew that it was him! All this time, he had been carefully plotting his revenge against Elliot and Olivia and now was the perfect time to get it! Little did he know that there would be a very smart Southern girl who'd be watching his every move!
So what does Stuckey... er um, Truckey have in store for our dynamic duo? Will Dickie ever learn the truth? Will Kathy every be seen aga- who really cares about Kathy? And where will Dean's obsession take him next? Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!
