Now I will be honest I'm not a big fan of westerns, but there are 3 western movies that are not only the ones I like but my favorite of all. That's right a trio of west movies, its true grit (2010 Remake), cowboys and aliens, and Rango. I think I know how westerns go, Hanging, dark stories, killing, guns, drunk, and all that shit. Now, why am I making a western chapter you may ask? Well, Joss possible backstory that will be coming up in this chapter will be a good reason but I don't know, let's just get started.
It starts off with the possible family and Ron stoppable along with his pet Rufus, going on a trip back to lazy C to have a good time, Joss possible is now in control of all the Model is stuff and just sticks to being a normal girl of the Lazy C. As a matter of fact, Slim tells the story about Joss since Kim disappeared.
Joss possible has been so inspired and misses her cousin since she disappeared, because the she is so inspired she thought about becoming a cowgirl to protect her town, she works on everything a cowgirl does: She works doing practice with gun's, lasso, hand to hand combat, and of course riding on the house better along with knowing how to ride a motorcycle. And she goes by the nickname 'Vigilante' at times. Her outfit is traditional cowboy-style hat, costume and red neck scarf mask
"Boy Joss, that is some thrilling backstory, how is serving justice going?" Kim asked while they head outside.
"It's going great, I've locked up 125 varmints in jail, wanna see how well I my aiming is?" She asked while getting the empty bottle.
"Um, sure go ahead." She smiled.
She throws the bottle way up in the air above the house, she grabbed her gun and shot the bottle up in the air and it shattered.
"I'm glad that china man doesn't run 'em cheap shells on me again." She grinned as she puts her gun back.
"I thought the sun is going to be on your eyes!" She said, impressed.
"By the way, my ammo is like shooting 3 times 6 considering the ammo Wade makes for me, it doesn't kill but it can take out an object that I just shot. I can shoot you but you'll be injured before you know it sister."
"Sis!?" Ron yelled.
"Got a problem big brother? How about I report you to the sheriff about your questioning about my attitude, and yes stoppable, 'pursuit would be futile' and it's not spelled 'f-u-d-e-l'."
Then Kim starting with a giggle to Laugh of what her cousin just did, and Ron got angered a little bit.
"Joss that is a good one! I can't believe you; I don't even know what to say about you grown up and with a new attitude, JUST LET SOMEONE TEST YOU!" She laughed harder.
"Dicks." Ron squeaked before he walks inside, the robot house made a sound. "QUIET!" He angrily yelled at the house before he went back inside.
"Boy, what's his problem?" Joss asked.
"His parents got murdered almost 11 years ago." Kim replied.
"Oh, please lord, help Ron." She prayed.
2 Hours later:
"So you got some bad guys that has been out in jail in months and found a good place to hide?" Ann asked.
"Oh, lord gave them eye's but they cannot see nor superwoman through lead."
"Following new heroes huh?" Ron asked while taking another shot at beer.
"I like to follow the new heroes that are popping up just in case they ever come to town or if I even come across them, I think my favorite hero to follow is batman and superwoman. If I don't help fight for justice who will? Kim possible? Now I know that I love my cousin but it takes more than one hero to help at times."
"Wow, you're something about logic of justice huh?" Ron asked.
"Yeah, and I forget to mention that I come across 2 of my favorite heroes?"
"Really, you wanna tell us the backstory?" Jim asked.
"We don't mind, what about you guys?" Tim asked.
Bu-u-ut Kim is deciding if could reveal that she is superwoman all this time considering that she helped Joss AKA vigilante, but Joss tells her back story about her and the world's finest team sometime after Kim and Ron reunited. And yes, they decided to hear her backstory and slim is not listening considering that Joss tells him all about her adventures if they were exciting and fun, and I'm a moron.
2 years ago:
So the backstory begins with Joss at her motorcycle searching for the bad guys outside of town. They are seemed to be hiding at the forest's that doesn't have much trees and they hide pretty well, she always search deep and sometimes she finds evidence to who the criminals are and where they could be headed, but they barely get a track on them. The sun sets, it was time for her to go back home but she noticed the comet that crashed into the lands.
She heads on over to check out and see if there are aliens, but there isn't a sign of an alien, only one the criminals she is looking for is unconscious, she ties the bad guy up and put her next to the motorcycle and searches more about the comet. Then, a shadow came along, she looks up to see that an aliens are coming out of the comet, she didn't have time to count because there is so much that's coming she had to get on her motorcycle along with the tied up criminal and drives off to escape.
They are fast like the motorcycle's speed but she doesn't run away like a coward, she just fires at a lot of shots at the aliens and killed 52 of them, but there are about 200 more than just came out of the comet, the alien is about to jump at her in front but then superwoman stopped the alien along with batman at his plane.
"Woo-hoo! It is ni-i-ice to have guys like you to help in time!" Vigilante yelled, waving her hat and gets back to shooting.
"Who is that girl?" Superwoman asked while punching other aliens.
"I've heard some rumor about her, her name is vigilante, the hero of lazy C." Batman replied while firing a missile to destroy most of the aliens coming at our cowgirl.
So after killing a lot of aliens, our world's finest team lands down as batman collects one of the aliens DNA and that they are starting to talk about Vigilante.
"So, are you the cowgirl named vigilante that people has been talking about?" Superwoman asked with a questioned smile and getting ready to use her x-ray vision to peak through the disguise.
"Why yes ma'am, I'm at your service."
So, Kim sees that Joss is the cowgirl but is not shocked considering that she is inspired by her.
"Did you use your x-ray vision on her?" Batman asked while walking towards Superwoman.
"Yeah, I did."
"You don't seem so shocked."
"Oh, shoot, I knew you would properly do that on me, you couldn't resist! Side's I don't care since I've been doing this for a while." Joss said, smiling.
"Well, I think I know why you're doing this. Is it A: Your inspired by Kim possible, B: You love the old western movies, or C: Both?" Kim asked with a half shut eyes, smiling.
"The answer is C, now listen I gotta get this baddy in jail." She said while walking towards her motorcycle.
"Um, can we talk more once we get to lazy C? Those aren't all of the aliens!" Superwoman asked.
"Sure, I love to help you, side's I need to protect my town." Joss said while riding back to town.
Lazy C:
Our heroes found out that the aliens are scattered around the state and that if they don't find them all the town will suffer.
"That's not the only problem." Superwoman said. "I studied most of the aliens back at my fortress, these aliens are one of them, I can tell the cell's inside of an alien DNA, one of them that we mostly killed are pregnant."
"One of them aliens is pregnant? How many can they give birth to?" Batman asked.
"Nearly a hundred, and if it comes to pregnancy: They can hide very well before giving birth, I'm not kidding."
"That shouldn't be the problem for long, vigilante here shot one of them so we should track the blood to where the alien is." Batman said while using his grapple to get up to the bat-plane and flies on to where the aliens crashed.
"Where does he get all 'em toys?" Joss asked.
"I'd tell you, but then I have to kill you." She smirked. "Now come on, let's follow him and get tracking." She said while following the bat-plane.
So batman uploaded the DNA and now follows the trail, it took about a few minutes; there is a cave they found outside of town and discover a lot of Eggs inside.
"Oh we're gotta need a big bomb to blow them varmints." Joss said.
"But the most important question is: Where's the mommy?" Batman asked. "You 2 go back outside and look for the mother; I'll catch up."
So batman gets to his plane and fires 2 of his missiles at the cave and destroyed all the eggs, causing the mother to get angry and charge at the plane but Joss's aiming is so good she fired from 142 meters, and she killed the last alien.
"WOW, THAT'S SOME BULLY SHOT! THAT HAS TO BE MY NEW RECORD FOR MY GUN!" Joss cheered.
"Well, Joss, congratulations." Superwoman said while flying back to lazy C. "Now, it's time for the 2 of use to go." She said.
"I know, the world needs you." Joss said in a downed tone. "I am honored to be by your side though." She said while being put down back outside of her house.
"Goodnight Joss." She said as she flies off with a sonic boom along with her partner, AKA boyfriend.
Present:
"So, that's how I helped those 2 heroes." Joss said.
"Well Joss, you are some advanced hero." Ann said.
"Thanks Ann. Jim, Tim, want to hangout for old time's sake?" Joss asked.
"Hey Ronald, Ron?" Kim asked, noticed Ron fell asleep after a few bottles. "At least I don't live in the old west." She smiled.
So, here's your chapter of the Western tale. Next chapter is going to be meeting Green arrow and Black canary.
