Here's a chapter (finally)! I've basically mapped out the tiny little basics of each chapter, and I hope to make this go to at least 20 chapters (and I do plan on rewriting this at some point in time…) I plan to participate in JackaLu week 2016… So this story will be on hold AGAIN, but not for a while. My final plan, is to write out the next few chapters this month, while I update maybe once every two weeks, then bring you about five weeks of a post every [insert day here] Also… I just realized that whoever was taking "care" of my fanfic account for me changed the name to Tartarosauce… I kinda like it tbh, I think I'm gonna keep it like that :P…

Also, I've gotten a few PMs saying that I've spelt Seliah and Tempesta's names wrong. Maybe I have… But when you read their names in Japanese (out loud) that's what they sound like, at least to me… So I probably won't be changing that, sorry!

And… On the last actual chapter, someone else gave me a PM saying that Latin was a lost language, and that nobody can actually 'speak' it fluently… I was thinking more along the lines of knowing phrases and maybe grammar… But I suppose my wording was off…

Finally, thanks to everyone who encouraged me to continue with this story, and everyone who was willing to patiently wait for an update! I'm super thankful!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail (Someday… Someday).


Ring… Ring… Ring…

Lucy awoke to the sound of her lacryma's muffled ring as it lay inside her closet shelf.

"Uggggh." Lucy moaned, as she grudgingly threw her blanket to the floor, and stood up. She groggily walked over to her closet, and opened up the sliding door.

'What time is it? It's so dark.'

She used her hands to search for the lacryma on her high shelfs, as she always made sure that the orb's light was turned off, so it wouldn't bother her if something like this happened. Where she got that logic, she never understood, as it just made it impossible to see the damn thing.

She felt a round cool surface after a few moments, and grabbed it.

"Ow, shit!" she cursed as it fell on her head, then rolling on the floor.

"Lucy?" A man's voice called out.

"Huh, wh- who is this?" she asked as she picked it up off the floor.

"Lucy, it's me, Jason, why can't I see you?" the blonde asked.

"Wh- Oh… Umm let me turn the lights on," she replied, as she quickly turned on the lacryma's light, and found her lamp- thankfully it didn't fall on the ground.

"Ahh, that's better, now, are you able to come to work soon? Did you get to see the Grand Magic Games, because we need to have a report down tomorrow, and I got some cool news for you!" Jason said, his face surprisingly bright for the time.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! I forgot about the games, I didn't even get to watch them!

"Ummmm, yeah, I uh, I'm still pretty busy… Just some leftover affairs with, erm…" she thought rapidly, "Duke Junelle Sawarr, an old family friend, he's having some troubles in his… Erm, home, and he's needed some financial help." she lied quickly, "Umm, just don't tell anyone that, okay?" she asked, using her classic cleavage trick, as his eyes steered towards her tits, he slowly nodded, "Thanks Jason, you're the best!"

"W-wait! You did at least see the games, right?" Jason asked, oblivious to her lie about Sawarr, and still entranced by her breasts.

"Yeah, Junelle has a HUGE home theater with a nice lacryma-vision setup. Would you mind if I could come to work next week, so that I can finish helping Junelle?" she continued with the little act.

"Of course! Stay cool, Lucy," he said.

"I will, bye, Jason." Lucy replied, rolling her eyes and smiling at him still calling her cool.

"Oh w-" he started but it was too late, as Lucy ended the call.

"Phew, that was close," the blonde sighed in relief, "but… I missed the games. Shit, it's too early to worry about this." she groaned, as she put the lacryma on her nightstand, and dropped her head on her pillow.

She had woken up at ten that morning. She just didn't realize her curtains were closed.


"Erm… Lucy, are you feeling alright?" Kyouka asked, noticing the girl's nervous pacing back and forth across the kitchen, oblivious to the fact that Tempesta had now had two loafs of bread, which he sliced carefully, and put in the toaster, later slabbing on gobs of butter.

"Hmm?" Lucy stopped, perking her head up, before continuing the pacing. Tempesta noticed Kyouka standing next to his seat, and heard her ask Lucy, as well as hearing her not reply.

"Miss Lucy, may I ask why you're pacing around like that. Is something troubling you?" Seliah asked as she entered the kitchen in a shimmering blue light.

But the celestial mage still ignored them.

"Oi, Blondie, Tempesta ate all the toast, but I wan' some too, go gemme some, woman!" Jackal barked as he entered the kitchen after Seliah, his command merely a lie in hopes that he could catch the girl's attention, or better yet, piss her off.

Lucy still seemed oblivious to their voices.

"Lucy, can you hear us?" Torafuzar asked, as he followed Jackal from the living room.

She continued to pace around the kitchen, like nobody was even there.

"LLLLLLLUUUUUUCCCCCCYYYYYYYY!" Ezel roared as he made his way into the kitchen, from Lucy's room, holding out every letter of her name in hopes that she could at least make some snarky comment.

Nothing.

"Miss Lucy, if you don't answer us, we will assume that you have passed on, in which case we will be free to do whatever we wish and roam freely. During this newfound time of freedom, we will feed on whatever remaining parts there are of you soul, use your body as an offering for Zeref, and use your blood and organs to prepare a feast for our master's return."

Lucy stopped in her tracks, muttered something that Jackal could barely hear, and walked out of her appartement.

"Master Mard Geer! You wouldn't really do that, would you?" Lamy appeared in an eruption of black and pink, following the Underworld king when he left his book to speak to Lucy.

"Of course not! We would be dead if she was dead you idiot!" He said sharply to the somewhat anthropomorphic demon.

"I don't believe that was her point, sir." Keyes said, as he had come along with those two.

"Yes, though I do sometimes wonder, what is her body worth, how much I wonder indeed." Franmalth asked himself, as he came out of the living room, finally gaining the will to do so after he realized everyone else was in the now crowded kitchen.


About an hour later, Lucy came back to the apartment with a package in her hand, a triumphant smirk on her face, "I'm a fuckin genius!" she proclaimed joyously.

"Ahh, Miss Lucy, it seems you're feeling better." Seliah said to the girl from her seat in the living room, looking oddly lazy, a stack of books on the floor next to her.

Lucy glanced around the room curiously, and bit her lip to stop herself from laughing when her eyes reached the table.

Gathered around the table, was Ezel, Torafuzar, Kyouka, Franmalth, Jackal and Mard, who had somehow obtained the materials needed for a game of poker, and it seemed Franmalth was living up to Lucy's thoughts of him as a master with anything doing with money. He had a smirk on his face, wearing a poker visor and sunglasses, while the others playing all looked frustrated and about ready to kill someone.

Lucy slowly looked away to see Keyes in the kitchen, trying to eat a piece of toast, which would only pass through his… Body, and land on the floor seconds later, to then pick up the same piece of toast, and try once more. Lucy giggled lightly at this sight, but soon stopped after seeing Lamy with Keyes cloak on, trying to terrorize Tempesta into posing for her, at least that's what it looked like, and hearing Lamy say, "Tempesta, I think you're so sexy, and as I'm your superior, you must do what I say, so pose for me!". Her attempt to sound like Keyes made her sound more like a dying goose, and Tempesta seemed to think the same as once he saw Lucy, he walked over to her and said, "She's your problem now!" before vanishing in a cloud of black mist.

"Erm… What's happening?" Lucy asked loudly, getting an annoyed look from Franmalth because she interrupted him making a bet with Torofuzar.

"We'll tell you that once you tell us what happened to you this morning." Keyes informed her, finally giving up and putting the toast in a trash can, "And give me back my cloak, Lamy!" he commanded the girl, who quickly took it off and threw it at him, mumbling about her having a low status.

"Huh? Oh.. Yeah, right, sorry about that!" Lucy chuckled, looking rather embarrassed, "I got a call from Jason like really early in the morning, and I realized I was way behind on my work. I tried to go to sleep after, but I couldn't, so I just woke up and surprisingly, you guys were up too." she paused to think, "Yeah, I was acting weird wasn't I? Well, I mean I needed a new Lacryma-vision set, so I was thinking about whether or not I should get a cheap one or expensive one." She finished, holding up the bag in her hands to show them she had bought a set.

"Wait, lemme get this straight. You ignored us, got us worried, and freaked us the hell ou' all cuz' ou were tryin' to decide on wha' kinda Lacryma-vision you should buy?!" Jackal demanded, getting up before Mard stepped on his tail again, making him fall to the ground, "And will ya stop that?" He barked at the demon king, before whining at seeing Mard's deathly glare, an immediate sign to shut up.

"Erm… Yeah, sorry about that again, but it's not like I'm made out of money, you know? If I got a new one, I could watch the Grand Magic Games recording on a nice new screen, but it would cost a lot of money." she informed them, gaining a nod of respect from Franmalth.

"May I ask, who's this, Jason, you mentioned a few moments ago? A friend? Or perhaps an employer? And what are these Grand Magic Games you spoke of?" Kyouka asked, an innocent and curious expression on her face.

"Oh, well Jason is my employer, and I work for Sorcerer Weekly, a really popular magazine in Fiore! I write articles for it every now and then!" Lucy said proudly, "Though I used to be a model, training under Jason I- Wait, you don't know what the Grand Magic Games are?!"

"No, why else would she ask?" Tempesta said, returning back to the living room, and standing a fair distance away from Lamy, who still held a slightly sinister look when she saw him appear.

"Well, you didn't get out of the cube much in your past life, huh?" Lucy asked, immediately regretting her decision as all the demons remembered their past lives, and gained guilty expressions, "Er… That doesn't matter now though, does it? How about we watch them together, Jason said that I needed to start a draft for my article, and it'll be due next week, so I can get working on the layovers sooner rather than later!"

"Umm… Okay?" Jackal said, obviously as confused as the rest of them as to what layovers were, though Seliah seemed to be interested at the thought of Lucy writing an article.

"Let us begin watching them, right away!" Seliah said, a certain spark in her eyes.

"O-okay! But first," Lucy said, "I gotta figure out how the hell to set up this shit."


"And this is it folks! The final match of the Grand Magic Games, who will win?" Chapati Lola's voice announced.

"Be right back, I gotta go take a bathroom break, you can continue watching, I'll finish it later!" Lucy said to the demons who were all sitting on the floor, watching with amazement as they watched the games.

"Of course, take your time," Seliah spoked, not bothering to comprehend what Lucy had said.

"Umm, okay, thanks?" the blonde said, before she left for her bathroom.

"W-what is this, a challenger? H-he's wiped out the lacry-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ERROR." The Lacryma-vision's speakers erupted, before a horrible distorted sound filled the room, making the demons (especially Jackal) all cover their ears as the gruesome sound continued on and on, until Lucy came back from the bathroom, and turned off the device.

"What happened?" She asked, "We don't know, a mysterious cloaked man entered the arena as Skull Millione had won. He challenged them, and using incredible fire power, he melted all the surveillance-lacryma, I believe." Mard Geer replied, as he was the first to recover from the horrible noise.

"Well, I told Jason I'd be back next week, and I want to get as much writing dones as possible beforehand, I'll just ask him about it when I head back, and add it in later," Lucy muttered to herself, "Anyways, minus that glitch, what did you guys think? Were the games awesome or what?"

"They were quite enjoyable,"
"I thought they were awesome!"
"That must've cost a fortune to make, and the teams were worth so much,"

"They were interesting."

It seemed the demons all had different reactions, but Lucy merely smiled at them, they had come so far within such a short period of time, about a week honestly. They were already opening up.

"What're ya smilin' at, Sugartits?" Jackal asked her.

"Huh?" Lucy jumped, "Oh, umm, just that you guys have come really far, huh? I'm proud of you." she said, smiling even brighter as she noticed Jackal's eyes light up at the compliment, and his tail lightly wag.

"I guess we have, huh." He replied, smirking.

"Yeah! I really am p-" Lucy stopped in the middle of her sentence, suddenly feeling woozy, "I-I, don't feel so good, I-" she said before collapsing to the ground.

"LUCY!"

A golden light appeared next to her, and a man in a suit and sunglasses appeared a moment later.

"Lucy, my love are you alright?! You haven't summoned us in so long, you know that it's bad for you to stop summoning us! Why haven't you anyw-" Loke stopped, realizing that they weren't alone.

"TARTAROS!" he shouted, as he jumped right up from his spot, and struck Mard Geer with a dazzling light.


Cliffhanger? NAH. So… Did that live up to your expectations? Of course not… That was a pathetic chapter… Gomen minna ;-;

Anyways, until whenever the hell my next update is! Sayonara!