"April? You're the only one of us with legible handwriting. Would you mind taking notes?"

"Certainly, Napoleon. Alright, Mark - fire away, darling."

"Alright. Rule one - any dish has to be a real food item with an established recipe and cooking procedure. No deciding to toss together Vegemite with chocolate pudding on a whim."

Both Napoleon and April made a face, then nodded agreement.

"Rule two - any dish has to be cooked properly. Nothing deliberately undercooked or burnt."

"So, anything we put forward needs to be something people actually eat and cooked the way that they would eat it."

"Precisely."