"One tiny problem with your schedule, Napoleon."

"What's that, Mark?"

"January has 31 days."

"Hmm - true. How about the four of us have a brunch together on the 31st? Whoever finds the most items Illya won't eat during the month will be declared the winner."

"But . . . what if none of us succeed?"

"Then I guess Illya is the winner. In more ways than one - after all, he's going to be fed for an entire month."

"Are we sure Illya won't be miffed at us?"

"Yes - it's not like we're trying to trick him, April."