"One tiny problem with your schedule, Napoleon."
"What's that, Mark?"
"January has 31 days."
"Hmm - true. How about the four of us have a brunch together on the 31st? Whoever finds the most items Illya won't eat during the month will be declared the winner."
"But . . . what if none of us succeed?"
"Then I guess Illya is the winner. In more ways than one - after all, he's going to be fed for an entire month."
"Are we sure Illya won't be miffed at us?"
"Yes - it's not like we're trying to trick him, April."
