Title: Walk The Line

Fandom: Stargate SG-1

Characters: Sam/Cam

Prompt: #015 Between & #000 Two lines

Word Count: 175

Rating: T+

Summary: "I'm bored," Cam slurred drunkenly. "Tell me something to do."

Notes: Written for drabble123 and rightxhere. I was rather drunk when I wrote this, so it's not the best thing ever. Edited slightly to make more sense than the original. :P

"I'm bored," Cam slurred drunkenly. "Tell me something to do."

Sam smirked at him from across the table and then swayed dangerously herself. "Walk the line," she sniggered. "Like the cops make you do to see if you're drunk." She pointed at the hose lying across the grass of her backyard.

Cam studied her for a moment before scoffing. "You want me to walk the line, do you?" he grinned. "Which line?"

"There's only one line, Cam. The hose," Sam raised an eyebrow at him.

"Well that can't be right," he protests. "I see two hoses."

"There's only one hose."

"But… I'm sure there are two!"

"I'm absolutely certain there's only one hose, Cam."

"Oh? How can you be absolutely certain?" He stumbles over the word 'absolutely'.

"I live here. 's my hose."

"Oh. Right." He scratches his head just above his ear. "I might sit down then."

"You're not gonna walk the line?"

"Apparently I can't even see the line."

Sam smirked. "I can think of something else we can do then."

"Oh yeah?"