All Kinds of Trouble

Jousting: a sport played by two knights mounted on horses.

"Do you have any idea whatsoever about what you're getting yourself into?" Sam quirks an eyebrow at Cam and the light shining down on them emphasises the sparkle in her eyes.

Cam grins. "Yup! Course I do."

"Mmhmm."

"What?! I do!"

"Really?" Sam runs her tongue over her lips.

"Really, really. I know what I'm doing, Sam." She stares at him wordlessly and he sighs. "You really have it in for me, don't you? It's jousting. A very manly activity that involves men riding horses at fast speeds you would not believe, towards each other."

"And the stick. You mustn't forget the sticks."

"I was getting to that... oh, whatever. The men have to hold up the sticks – which are called something I can't remember quite now – and try to knock down their opponent, which is where the manly bit comes in."

"Hmm," Sam says. "That's all very interesting but it's not what I meant."

Cam looks at her for a full five seconds and then sighs and crosses his arms over his chest. "What did you mean then?"

"Do you have any idea what trouble you've gotten yourself into trying to impress me?" She smirks and Cam swallows. "Yeah," she says. "I didn't think so."

fin.