Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn is not mine!
WARNING: Cursing, swearing or profanity (Hayato) OOC! Unbeta
Third Person's P.O.V
*Click* *Tap* *Click*
"Tell me, Tsuna. How did I manage to play video games with you, when we're supposed to do your homework?" Reborn questioned as he clicked 'X' button to attack the enemy. "E-Eh? B-Because Yuu-chan said we need a break? UWAH!" Tsuna yelps as his avatar dodge the enemy's incoming attack in the last minute "That was close..." Tsuna muttered.
"That doesn't make sense, I never give." Reborn stated making his avatar destroy every enemy in sight "But you give in when Yuu-chan unconsciously used puppy eyes." Tsuna stated in a matter-of-fact tone. "I do not. I simply thought it would be good to have a break once in a while." Reborn denied.
-Flashback-
*BANG*
"HIEEEE! Reborn! In what universe is there a tutor who shoot or hit their student when they answered a question wrong!?" Tsuna whines as he slammed his hands on the table with Yuuki reading a random book for entertainment (since she's done.) "This is the way I do it but if you insist I can use bombs too." Reborn stated as his suit suddenly turn into a construction man's clothes with three red boc popping out of nowhere. "You're twisted." Tsuna commented deadpanning.
"Thank you."
"IT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT!"
"Here's the next question." said Reborn, who ignore Tsuna as he flips the pages of the book. "Ah, Why do I need to be taught by this baby..." Tsuna muttered as he sigh in exhaustion, noticing this Yuuki closed her book with a soft 'Click'.
"Maa~ Reborn don't you think he need a break?" Yuuki suggested as Tsuna's face suddenly lit up with energy, furiously nodding his head up and down "No, we still have to finished this lesson." Reborn said in a monotone voice, crushing Tsuna's hope in the process. "Haha~ Come on just a little break's fine. How about we play a video games? Just one please?" Yuuki suggested as her large doe caramel orbs stared at Reborns black beady eyes unknowingly using puppy eyes. "Oh you play with us too, pleeeeeaaase?" Yuuki added in the last seconds.
He's a hitman, and a hitman does not give in to a puppy eyes with ultra bright sparkling aura in it, on purpose or not. Never in thousand centuries especially he's the stongest hitman in the world...never...no...just never...
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"..Fine."
And that's how the thoughtest battle happened in history. Just kidding, now Tsuna happily stood up and connected wires that was needed to start the games.
_Present_
"Yeah, yeah, don't underestimate Yuu-chan's puppy eyes, it can make anyone do her every whims." Tsuna lazily stated clicking furiously on the game controller. "Re-chan! watch out there's an enemy on your back!" Yuuki warns ignoring their conversation as her avatar protect her older twins avatar then Yuuki's avatar leveled up.
LEVEL UP!
HP. +17
MP. +12
EXP. +100
STR. +20
TEC. +23
VIT. +18
AGI. +10
LUC. +28
SKILL ACQUIRED:
Moe Moe Beam (Lvl. 1) -Overwhelm your enemy with cuteness.
EXP. 110 to level up.
"What kind of skill was that!? and since when did you call Reborn 'Re-chan!?" Tsuna asked looking at Yuuki in disbelief. Yuuki was about to respond but Reborn beat her into it, relaxing on Yuuki's lap "I tric- *cough* We made a truce on how to call each other." Reborn stated blinking innocently at Tsuna as he started bombing the enemies "Uh-huh!" Yuuki nodded and help Reborn bomb the enemies.
'He was about to said trick just now isn't he!?' Tsuna exclaimed in his mind as he stared at his sister in worry on how easily she was manipulated.
"What's Yuu-chan's nickname?"
"Baka-Yuuki."
'That's totally unfair! It's clearly an insult!' Tsuna thought "My nickname is an insult as well, the strongest hitman being called 'Re-chan'." Reborn stated as he furiously click attack.
"DON'T READ MY MIND!"
"I'm not reading your mind, I'm merely reading your thoughts."
"Ara~ You two sure get along!"
Giving up Tsuna sigh, his eyes involuntary caught sight of a figure out of the window making him looked at the tree branch in astonishment "Wuh!? R-Reborn! Yuu-chan! Pause the game! Pause!" Tsuna exclaimed as he gaped at the baby outside the window.
"In real battle, there's no such a thing like pause or you'll die." Reborn replied not taking away his eyes on the T.V screen "Just a little more...wait a little nii-chan." Yuuki replied "But, Reborn...over there...! Yuu-chan! there! look!" Tsuna exclaimed as the baby in cow suit suddenly take out a gun yelling "Die! Reborn!"
*Snap*
"Huh? Ahhhh!" the baby screamed as he fall harshly with a loud 'THUD' "To-ler-ate.." he muttered before standing up and started running towards the entrance.
-Minutes later-
*Bang*
"It's been a while, Reborn! It's me, Lambo!" the cow child exclaimed "It came in! Is this someone you know?" Tsuna asked "Looks like we passed the mission." Reborn stated completely ignoring everything. Tsuna looked at Yuuki for help but she's too focused on the game. "Hey! Don't ignore me! I'll kill you, dammit" Lambo yelled as he advance with a knife towards Reborn only to be slapped away by him and continued to relax on Yuuki's lap. 'Cruel...The way he sits on Yuu-chan's lap irates me...' Tsuna thought.
"I tripped on something...The 5 year old Hitman Lambo of the Bovino family, who came from Italy, has tripped! My favorite foods are grapes and candy drops! The sworn rival of Reborn, Lambo, has tripped! Ahahaha!" Lambo cried and laugh as he introduce himself snot trailing down on his nose. 'He's trying so hard introducing himself...' Tsuna thought in disbelief.
"It's so nice to see you again, Reborn!" Lambo chirped but was ignored by Reborn once again "Hurry up, Dame-Tsuna. We have a new mission." Reborn stated as he clicked the start button. 'What?! You're ignoring him!?' Tsuna exclaimed in his head sweatdropping.
"To-ler-ate..." Lambo muttered in a shaky voice. "Hm? Ara? who's this?" Yuuki asked as she put down her controller together with Reborn before kneel down in front of Lambo 'Eh! she just noticed!' Tsuna sweatdropped as he watch Lambo's face lit up with happiness because someone finally give him attention. "I'm the 5 year old Hitman Lambo of the Bovino family, who came from Italy. My favorite foods are grapes and candy drops! Sworn rival of Reborn!" Lambo stated as he stared expectantly at Yuuki as if waiting for a compliment "...Ara? That's amazing! Nice to meet you Lambo-chan, I'm Sawada Tsunayuuki. You can call me Yuuki." she replied smiling down warmly at Lambo giving him a nice warm feeling inside. 'Another cute baby~' Yuuki thought.
"L-Lambo-san is nice to meet you...M-Mom!" he accidentally yelled blushing as Yuuki somehow remid him of a mother shyly looking down at the floor as if it's the most interesting thing in the world "Mom?" Yuuki repeated looking at Lambo in a confused manner "M-Mn.. Can I call you Mom?" Lambo asked stuttering, as both innocent eyes clashed with each other "It's fine, as long as you're happy." Yuuki stated smiling brightly at Lambo before tackling Yuuki in a hug.
'Yeah, It's fine as long as there's no father.' Tsuna thought.
"Ehehe~ Oh yeah! Look at this Mom." Lambo stated as removes himself from Yuuki and innocently put his hand on his afro, taking out a pink grenade, pulling its pin before throwing it at Reborn yelling "Die, Reborn!". Reborn effortlessly raise his hand and slap away the grenade that mysteriously curve as it come 20 millimeters near Yuuki's figure before hitting Lambo sending him out of the room through the window.
"My, such a pretty fireworks." Yuuki commented.
"Dame-Tsuna your avatar died." Reborn commented.
"Yuu-chan that's not a firework...also the baby got caught with it..." Tsuna stated making Yuuki's eyes widen in worry for the cow child "Reborn, you don't have to do that much...You know him, right?" Tsuna said trying to scold Reborn but of course he failed. "I don't know him." Reborn stated putting down the controller "Either way. If it's the Bovino famiglia, they're a rather small Mafia group. I can't be bothered with lower-ranking people." he added as he look at the twins. "So coo-"
"Even if you're higher rank or whatever it is, you've gone too far! And onii-chan, it's not cool!" Yuuki reprimanded cutting Tsuna off with a pointed look. Before the two males process it they're already sitting in a seiza position trying their best not to cringe as Yuuki continued to scold them the whole day leaving them exhausted.
NEXT DAY
*Chirp* *Chrip*
"We're leaving!" Yuuki exclaimed.
"See you later, Tsu-kun, Yuu-chan." Nana chirped.
"Study hard and try control your sis-con Dame-Tsuna." Reborn squeaked.
"I don't have a sis-con!" Tsuna yelled.
"Onii-chan be careful and chew it properly." Yuuki warns as she ran with her brother who was eating a loaf of bread "Ok...I wonder what's with that kid yesterday?" he asked munching on his bread. "Now that you mention it...I never saw him return.. I wonder if he's ok..." Yuuki muttered as her perfectly thinned eyebrows furrowed together.
"*Sigh* Weirdos keep popping up since Reborn came..." Tsuna stated as he and Yuuki continued running not noticing a certain dispirited brunette watching them from afar.
The twins continued running but stops when a person riding in a bike obstruct their way. They stared as the woman riding the bike remove her helmet, shaking her head slightly, revealing her long straight light pink hair and emerald eyes reminding Yuuki of Hayato.
'Wow, such a good-looking person...' Tsuna thought blushing a little as Yuuki and the woman made an eye contact making the woman glared murderously at Yuuki, who just smiled at her, almost soothing the woman's glare but the woman didn't back down even though everything about Yuuki screams she needed to protect and glare harder causing Tsuna to flinch before he started sending murderous wave at the woman registering she's a danger to his imouto.
The woman shivered slightly at the intent before smiling slightly remebering what she came there for, she took out two cans of orange soda "Here, you can have this." she said before throwing it at them. Yuuki successfully catch it but Tsuna don't causing it to fall on the ground and spilled. He bent down and tried to pick it up to throw it at the trashcan but abruptly stop when he noticed the spilled soda emitted violet smokes sizzling the ground, killing the crow atop of the pole.
He stood up as fast as he can and slap away tha can of soda in his sisters hand before grabbing her hand and ran to school taking nore to ask Reborn about that later.
_{Class 1-A}_
*Slide*
"Good Morning, Juudaime, Juudaimehime!" Gokudera greeted as soon as Tsuna opened the door making Tsuna jumped a little "Wah! Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna exclaimed stepping back "Good Morning! Hayato~" Yuuki greeted.
"You get along to fast! And stop calling us that!" Tsuna yelled in disbelief "No, Juudaime is Juudaime while Hime is Hime!" Hayato explained sternly. "Oh, you're still playing the Mafia game? Looks like fun! Let me into the 'Family' thing too!" Takeshi exclaimed 'smiling' at them. "Eh? It's a game?" Yuuki asked tilting her head causing Hayato to look at the right while Takeshi at the left.
'What's with their reaction...irritating.' Tsuna thought completely forgetting about what Takeshi said until Hayato snapped "What? You're after Juudaime and Hime's right hand man!? It won't go easily. The right hand man is me!" Hayato yelled pointing an accusing hand at Takeshi "Come on, let me into your group. The more the merrier, right?" Takeshi insisted still 'smiling' "Un! Anyway let's go inside Hana-chan's getting impaitent~" Yuuki chirped in, as Tsuna looked back and saw Hana staring blankly at them with Kyoko smiling at them.
"Yuuki, you've gain another monkey." Hana stated staring blandly at Hayato "WHAT DID YOU SAY, B*TCH!?" Hayato yelled as Hana frowns in distaste "And an aggressive one too, seriously isn't the top monkey enough?" Hana asked referring Kyoya, but Yuuki just look at her in confusion her eyes asking 'What?', "Nothing, just be careful around the monkeys." she said patting her head in a fond way.
"Good morning, Yuuki-chan, Tsuna-kun." Kyoko greeted smiling at the two "G-Good morning, Kyoko-chan." Tsuna greeted scratching the back of his head as he shyly blushed looking at Kyoko in awe. "Good Morning, Yoko-chan!" Yuuki beamed.
"Is this kid your brother?" Kyoko asked as she point down at the child clinging on Yuuki's leg like it's lifeline. "Ara? Lambo-chan?" Yuuki called looking down at Lambo in her leg.
"Hime, who is he?" Gokudera asked.
"Oh, it's cute!" Takeshi complimented.
"How old are you little boy? What's your name?" Kyoko asked sitting down. "Is it really okay to bring him to school?" Hana asked looking at the baby in distaste. "N-No, it's not like that.." Tsuna exclaimed as he tried to remove Lambo from Yuuki's leg. Lambo cried out as he crawled up to Yuuki's arms slapping Tsuna's hand away, and a sudden whispering started as the crowd parted like red sea revealing Kyoya. "MOM!" Lambo cried out making everyone freezed except the twins with Kyoya just glued in his spot while Yuuki just shake Lambo gently making the child stop crying.
"Yuuki...Who's the monkey trash that dared?"
"WHO'S THE B*STARD THAT TAINT HIME-SAMA!?"
"Ahaha! Are you sure she's your mom, kid?"
"Ara? Is this another joke, Yuuki-chan?"
"N-NO! NO! It's not like that! Yuu-chan's still not a mother! The child just saw her as a mother figure!" 'It's not like I'll let the vermin's touch my sister' are the words left unsaid by Tsuna's explanation making everyone in the area except Kyoya sigh in relief.
"Onii-chan, I think Lambo needs some air. Bye Yoko-chan, Hana-chan, Chairman-san, Yamamoto-san!" Yuuki stated waving at the three she left with Hayato and Tsuna trailing behind "Go back before class starts!" Takeshi yelled as the trio entered the room leaving the crowd wondering what will Kyoya do.
"I wonder what Hibari-san will do.."
"It's not like Hibari-san will bite Tsunayuuki-sama."
"Eh..?Why?"
"Well remeber the fir-"
"How long are you going to crowd there? I'll bite you to death." Kyoya stated cutting off the idle chats making everyone sprinted out of the hallway.
THANK YOU FOR READING! Sorry for the mistakes such as wrong grammar, spelling etc.
