KHR IS NOT MINE~

WARNING: Profanities, OOC, Kind of long chapter?


Author: Hello readers~ The current top of pairi-
Kyoya: Herb-
Author: Really? Really, Hibari? If you continue to goddamn interrupt me I'm gonna remove every votes in your ship.
Kyoya: Wao, you dare threaten me? If you do that the herbivores will be angry at you. *Smirks*
Author: Hoo~ Are you testing me, Kyoya? I can just put on to stop of this fanfic you know.
Reborn: Hibari, go back now.
Kyoya: Why-
Reborn: Baka-Yuuki's calling.
Kyoya: Hn. ?
Author: See? It's annoying when you get interrupted. *mumbles* *mumbles*
Reborn: Go back to the topic and announce the voting's.
Author: *Sigh* Sure, Sure. *Muttered* Really, Mou~ fictional character's this days...


Voting's:

Reborn x Tsunayuuki= 11
Hibari KyoyaxSawada Tsunayuuki= 8
Tsuna having sis-con= 8
Yamamoto Takeshi x Sawada Tsunayuuki= 3
Giotto protective grandfather= 1


Author: Well, I've been thinking of making this a AllxYuuki but you still have to vote who'll be the ending. What do you think?
Tsuna: Author-san~~ The voting's already worst and now you're gonna make it an AllxYuu-chan! My innocent sister~! And what's with Reborn on top?!
Reborn: Of course I'll be on top, I'm a hot suave man. So you finally admit to have sis-con?
Tsuna: You're just a BABY! And NO!


Narrator's P.O.V

"Lambo-chan, Why are you here?" Yuuki asked sitting on the sink as she pats Lambo's head "I was...looking for Reborn." Lambo answered as his tears overflown in his eyes "There, there~ We're gonna go look for Reborn later, ok?" Yuuki suggested as she babied Lambo stopped crying and cuddled with Yuuki "Hime-sama, who's this kid?" Hayato asked as Tsuna and him finally caught up with Yuuki. "It seems he knows Reborn." Hayato added.

"Hm? They're probably friends?" Yuuki answered uncertain when suddenly the cement of the sink parted open revealing Reborn sitting in a red chair. "Yuuki, Tsuna, classes are starting soon. Hurry up and get back to class." he commanded "Where the hell are you coming out from!?" Tsuna yelled as he involuntary raised both his arms in defense, taking a step back.

"My hideouts in this school are all connected by a secret passageway." Reborn explained making Tsuna frustrated "Don't just randomly do that! Ah yeah! REBORN! This morning someone tried t-"

"To kill the two of you." Reborn finished "E-Eh? h-how did you know?" Tsuna asked stuttering "My summer minions collected some informations." Reborn stated "Summer minions?" Yuuki repeated not noticing the struggling of Lambo to break free. "Yeah, this." with that said, beetles start gathering in Reborn's face. "KYAAA!/NGYAAA!" The twins screamed one in shock while one was scared.

"Does that mean you can talk bug lan-" Tsuna's words was cut of when he felt his sister trembling behind him "I-I mean Reborn remove the beetles now, Yuu-chan can't handle it." Tsuna stated "Really?" Reborn answered staring at Yuuki 'That's not written in the information...also her connections with the Namimori demon, useless informants.' Reborn thought before clicking(?) his fingers and the beetles left, leaving one who came close to Yuuki "K-Kuu...Uwaah!" Yuuki yelps as she run around with a beetle following her. "R-Reborn there's one le-..." Tsuna's sentence was cut of right after he glance back at Reborn who was smiling sadistically. 'Demon baby!' Tsuna thought paling.

(A/N: by the way the clicking the finger is umm something like how you flick but different? Do you understand? cause I don't.)

After Reborn was satisfied he, once again click his fingers and the beetle left, leaving a tired and panting Yuuki behind "R-Re-chan...*huff* Do you did *pants* t-that on p-purpose?" Yuuki asked as she rest her hands on her knees bending a little at the same time looking at Reborn "What are you talking about?" He asked 'innocently' with a glint in his eyes.

"*huff* I'm starting to not like the glint.." Yuuki muttered as she finally caught her breath. Wiping her sweats Lambo crawl up on Tsuna's head. "Hahaha! You fell for it Reborn! Everything up until now was staged to get you come out!" Lambo stated triumphantly "I thought he was crying for real..." Yuuki said.

"He is...He's just making things up." Tsuna stated bluntly making Lambo flinch but soon return to what he's doing, "Brace yourself, Reborn!" Lambo yelled taking out a green bazooka.

"Reborn-san, could this kid be..." Hayato who has been quiet the whole time trailed. "He's a hitman from the Bovino family." Reborn confirmed as Gokudera suddenly appeared in front of Tsuna and Yuuki. "Stay back, Juudaime, Hime. I'll handle this!" Hayato stated taking out his dynamites "Wait! Haya-chan!" Yuuki called not noticing a small hues on Hayato's cheeks cause of his nickname.

"This is your end!" Hayato yelled ignoring Yuuki and Tsuna "Wuh? Waaahh!" Lambo screamed as the dynamites explode breaking Lambo's bazooka in the process.

"Uwahh!Wahh!" Lambo cried ignoring Tsuna and Hayato's comment. He take out a purple bazooka in his afro, throwing it on the ground before entering inside.

*BOOM*

Pink smokes filled the empty spaces and a teen sized figure appeared in the middle "What?" Hayato muttered keeping his guard up as the figure stepped closer to the trio "Yare, Yare. Nice to see you again, young Vongola Juudaime." the man greeted with one eyes close not noticing Yuuki's presence as Yuuki looked at him curiously.

"W-Who is he..."

"I've seen him somewhere..."

"Thank you for taking care of my 10 year younger self. This is that Lambo, who was once a crybaby." TYL Lambo stated saluting "Lambo-chan?" Yuuki voice out causing the TYL Lambo to turn his attention to her "MOM!" TYL Lambo exclaimed and ran towards her with open arms only to have his vision blocked "Yare, Yare. So you're Lambo..You sure gotten taller, and what's with your fashion sense it sucks." Tsuna stated smiling as he grab the TYL Lambo's face even with their height difference Tsuna manage to stop Lambo from coming closer to his so called precious little sister.

"H-Hurts...Young V-Vongola...M-Mom, h-help!" Lambo yelps as he felt Tsuna's waves~ "Maa~ Maa~ Onii-chan I think he said it hurts, you should let go now." Yuuki chirped removing the older twins hand on TYL Lambo's face making TYL Lambo scurried off and hug Yuuki from behind sticking his tongue at Tsuna.

"So? are you really Lambo?" Tsuna asked crossing his arms "I see, the 10 year bazooka." Reborn stated after he watch the scene in front of him "What's the 10 year bazooka?" Yuuki asked as she curiously stared at Reborn for answer. "It's a well-used weapon in the Bovino family." he replied with an impassive face.

"A person hit with the 10 year bazooka will be replaced with themselves from 10 years in the future. But it only lasts for 5 minutes." TYL Lambo explained removing his arms at Yuuki's body and start walking towards Reborn "So this is really Lambo~/So the scum is Lambo." the twins chorused.

"Yo, it seems you didn't recognize me, Reborn. It's me Lambo, whom you've always been ignoring." TYL Lambo stated stopping in front of Reborn and ended up being ignored 'Oh...He's still ignoring him.' Yuuki thought sweatdropping "Well, it seems that this is going to come down to a power battle. I'll show you how much I've change in 10 years. THUNDER SET!" TYL Lambo exclaimed as he put on two horns in his head.

"My horns have million volts." TYL Lambo informed as statics of electricity covered his body "Wah~ Sugoi!" Yuuki complimented "Die REBORN! Elettrico Cornuta!" TYL Lambo yelled charging towards Reborn, who didn't even bother looking at him as he stop him by changing into a green cane.

"To...ler...ate...Hihihi, Mommy!" Lambo cried and hug Yuuki's waist for comfort "There, there, pain pain go away~!" Yuuki sang patting TYL Lambo's head 'He hasn't change at all in 10 years...but..' "Where do you think you're touching Lambo!?" Tsuna yelled running towards his sister.


Lunch Time


*Ding* *Dong* *Ding* *Dong*

"Geez, this morning was a disaster. We got to class late and was scolded." Tsuna stated, giving Yuuki her own bento. "Sou ne~" Yuuki agreed 'Why did you agree? You're not even listening to the teacher.' Tsuna thought as he gave his sister a deadpan look.

"Hahaha! Even though it was just helping a lost kid." Takeshi laughed "Why are you even here, baseball-freak?" Hayato grunted. "There's nothing wrong with that. Eating lunch under a clear blue sky is best." Takeshi replied.

"Sou n-..Kyaa!" Yuuki yelps accidentally throwing her bento in the air smashing to the innocent crows that's passing by, spilling the contents "T-This is..." Hayato trailed as he stared nervously at the spilled contents "It's better if you don't eat that. You'll go straight to heaven with one bite." a familiar squeaky voice informed atop of the roof where the ladder rested.

(A/N: What do you call that again? in the rooftop where there are water tanks?)

"I think it's a good idea...look the rice is purple~" Yuuki chirped picking up a purple rice in her hands which suddenly turn white. "Huh? Re-chan! Re-chan! Ahaha~ look the purple rice turn white!" Yuuki beamed waving the white rice in her hand "It seems you can reverse the poison cooking, Baka-Yuuki." Reborn stated looking at the white rice in her hands.

"Poison cooking?" Tsuna muttered "Come out. I know you're there Bianchi." right after Reborn said that the door open revealing a woman with a light pink hair. "Ah~ the onee-chan this morning!" Yuuki stated pointing at the woman.

*GROWL*

"A-Aneki.." Hayato whispered clutching on his stomach "It's been a while, Hayato." Bianchi stated walking towards the five before looking up "Ciaossu, Bianchi." Reborn greeted making Bianchi blush "R-Reborn! I've came to take you back Reborn. Let's do some large scale jobs again." Bianchi said blushing as she twirls tresses of her light pink hair. "The place where you belong is in the dangerous and thrilling underworld." she added.

"I told you before Bianchi, I have a job of raising Tsuna and Yuuki."

"Poor Reborn! That means that if the twins doesn't die in some horrible accident, Reborn will never be free!" Bianchi concluded pointing at the two "W-What!? Chotto..." Tsuna yelled as he watch Bianchi left muttering about "I'll wait for it. I'll kill the twi- I mean, if the twins dies I'll come to bring you back."

'Are we...being targeted?' Tsuna thought "Ahaha~ such a pretty lady, nee onii-chan!" Yuuki chirped as if Bianchi didn't threaten them at all. 'Did you listen?' Tsuna thought in disbelief. "But first onii-chan..I think we should take Haya-chan to the nurse office." Yuuki added.


Nurse office


"I'll go look for the nurse." Takeshi informed before leaving the twins along with Reborn. "Reborn, what's all this about Gokudera-kun's sister, and what's with the food?" Tsuna asked.

"She's called Poison Scorpion Bianchi, she's a free hitman. Her special skill is Poison Cooking, where she creates food filled with poison." Reborn answered. "ANOTHER WEIRDO SHOWN UP!" Tsuna yelled grabing his hair "She's also my ex-lover." Reborn stated lifting up his fingers showing four "Ex-Lover?" Yuuki asked tilting her head.

"Ah(Yes), the fourth one. Jealous?" Reborn asked smirking "Eh? Why? What are lovers anyway?" Yuuki asked as question marks started popping out of her head "Lovers are person who love each other." Reborn replied staring balnkly at Yuuki "Oh! Does that mean nii-chan and I are lovers?" Yuuki chirped clapping her hands "That's different from the love I'm saying, you're love is for family." Reborn stated.

"Eh? Then what's that love?" Yuuki asked tilting her head "Yuuki you're still young but I tell you boys, male, man, or men whatever you call them they're wolves, they spread out a incurable virus, they also emit poisons, and they're f*cking filthy trashes, you shouldn't trust them other than me of course, especially if you found a man that makes you heartbeat faster than normal, I suggest you to run as fast as you can or call me and I'll elimina- *cough* talk to him." Tsuna stated grabbing both Yuuki's shoulders earning a hard kick from Reborn. "Hai?" Yuuki answered uncertain as she stare at the pained older twin.

"A-Anyway R-Reborn oww, can you do something to her? She's targeting our life." Tsuna stated clutching on his pained gut "Tsuna...Humans are creatures that will die someday..." "Don't be enlighten all of sudden!" Tsuna yelled cutting Reborn's sentence earning another kick this time in his head.

"Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking. As I said just keep Baka-Yuuki beside you and you'll be fine." Reborn stated confusing Tsuna "Huh? Why?" He asked "Didn't I said earlier it seems that Yuuki can reverse the poison cooking. It's quite rare to find someone who has the skill of antidote cooking." Reborn stated swaying his feet at the rail.

"Antidote what? cooking?"

"Antidote cooking is the opposite of the poison cooking, it turns the poison cooking to a normal food like an antidote healing a poisoned person. As long as she touch a poison cooking food it automatically turn into normal, basically Bianchi's poison cooking is useless to Baka-Yuuki." Reborn explained as he watch the younger twin take a peek at Hayato's state.

(A/N: Sorry for the name I can't just think of some~)

"Ah! Haya-chan are you ok now?" Yuuki asked looking at Hayato who was sweating profusely. "Forgive me, Hime-sama, Juudaime. I showed you something so shameful. When I see my sister's face..." Hayato trailed furrowing his brows as if just remembering it is bad. "What is it?" Tsuna asked recovering from his pain "It was when I turn six..." Hayato started telling his story ending Yuuki and Tsuna feel bad for him.


Class 1-A


The room was quiet no one dared to talk except for the oblivious Takeshi "Too bad for Gokudera, getting a stomachache at a time like this." Takeshi stated "Y-Y-Yeah.." Tsuna stuttered paying too much attention at the secluded corner of the room and the thing on his head. "I wonder who's the person Yuuki-chan will give her food?" Takeshi asked out loud smiling nonchalantly before getting startled together with Tsuna as the door suddenly banged open.

*BANG*

"You're unworthy for Hime-sama's cooking, baseball-freak!" Hayato yelled as he closed the door lumping towards the two "Reborn-san, not to be rude but why are you here?" Hayato asked as he looked up and see Reborn sipping his espresso on Tsuna's head. "I'am securing Dame-Tsuna's safety." Reborn answered in his squeaky voice.

"Just as I expected of Reborn-san! But...WHY ARE YOU HERE TONFA-B*STARD!?" Hayato yelled pointing at the secluded corner of the room making everyone in the room paled except Reborn. "Hn, I go wherever I want." Kyoya answered clamlipy but opened his eyes and glared at Hayato who slightly flinch.

*Slide*

"Today we'll give the chocolate cakes we made in the home economics class.." Hana trailed "To the guys~/monkeys~" The girls chorused as they enter making the males forget their fear and rejoice.

"It looks good!"

"Give them to me!"

"Tsunayuuki-sama please give me your cake!"

"Gokudera-kun please take this!"

"I hope Yamamoto-kun accept mine!"

"Tsuna, have you decided who you're going to take it from yet?" Takeshi asked leaning towards Tsuna "Don't get too friendly with Juudaime, b*stard!" Hayato yelled.

"Uh, well I guess..." 'I want Kyoko-chan's.' are the words left unsaid by Tsuna who looked at Kyoko. "I think I want Yuuki-chan's." Right after Takeshi said that a familiar voice called out "Onii-chan!" Yuuki called holding a tray of cakes before stopping in front of the five boys (yeah Kyoya stood up and walk towards her pack.)

"Here, choose whatever you like!" She beamed as she presented the six cake on the tray. Reborn immediately took the Tiramisu, Kyoya took the dark chocolate, Takeshi took the vanilla cake, Hayato took the fruit cake while Tsuna took the strawberry cake. The five took a bite and their head nearly explode on how delicious it is three people show it but two people remained passive.

"Yuu-chan, it's delicious!" -Tsuna

"Baka-Yuuki, you're good. My respect for you increased." -Reborn

"AS EXPECTED OF HIME-SAMA! THIS IS A GIFT FROM HEAVEN!" -Hayato

"Ahahaha! It taste delicious Yuuki-chan!" -Takeshi

"Hn, Not bad." -Kyoya

As soon as they finished their cakes the five guys eyed on the last cake on the tray, eyeing at each other before speaking.

"A tutor should be rewarded for doing a good job." -Reborn

"I'am her brother." -Tsuna

*Hard Stare* -Kyoya

"I'am unworthy for Hime-sama's last cake..." *Stareee* -Hayato

"Ahahaha! Can I have the last one?" -Takeshi

"A-Ano...C-Can I have the last cake?" Yuuki asked as she nervously look at the five figure in front of her *BONK* "You're the one who cooked it so why asked permission." Reborn stated hitting Yuuki in her head as the others agreed.

'Midori no tanabiku Namimo-'

*Click*

"Fluff ball, I'am leaving to bite some herbivores. Stay with your pack." Kyoya informed closing his phone and left. "Bye, Chairman-san!" Yuuki waves as she munch the last cake "Nii-chan aren't you *munch* going to have Kyoko-chan's cake?" Yuuki asked as she continued munching her cake "Ah! That's right!" Tsuna exclaimed and search for Kyoko once again in the crowd.

'There! Kyok-...Bianchi!' Tsuna thought as he watch Bianchi switch Kyoko's cake with a poison cake. "R-Reborn! Bianchi is he-? REBORN!?" Tsuna yelled as he look for Reborn who disappear causing him to panic and grab his sister in search of Bianchi.

"Tsuna-kun, do you want to eat it?" Kyoko asked showing Tsuna her cake causing Tsuna to sweat and pale making Kyoko dishearten "You don't like sweet things?" Kyoko asked "N-No it's not like that! *whispers* Yuu-chan can you please touch Kyoko's cake?" Tsuna whispered turning away from Kyoko "Hm? wouldn't tha be rude?" Yuuki whispered back.

"Oh! That looks good can I have some?" Takeshi chirped walking towards the trio "Sure, go ahead." Kyoko happily agreed as Takeshi took hold of the purple cake about to eat it until Tsuna slap it away from his hold with Yuuki preparing to catch the cake.

*BANG* *BANG*

*BANG* *BONK*

A gun shot resounds the area hitting the twins in the head once bullet in the older twins stomach while one box hit the younger twins head causing the two to fall before getting up one with ripping clothes and one with retracted clothes. "REBORN! I'll eat the cake with my dying will!" Tsuna screamed as he jump and eat the purple cake while Yuuki just catch one of the purple cake that turn into an ordinary purple yam cake and started eating it. "It's good!" the twins chorused shocking the person hidden behind the door.

"The poison cooking isn't working!" she muttered in a hushed whispered watching as Yuuki stopped her own brother from going anywhere such as eating other peoples cake without anyone noticing the TYL Lambo has appeared.

"If it come to this. I'm feeding you my special cake!" Bianchi yelled before stopping abruptly and stare at the TYL Lambo who was staring back at her. "You're...Romeo! You're Romeo!" Bianchi exclaimed with pink hues on her cheeks confusing the twins. "That's right, that idiot looked a lot like Bianchi's ex-boyfriend." a familiar voice stated holding a picture in his small hands.

"Re-chan? Since when did you get there?" Yuuki asked looking at her shoulder at the same time looking at the picture. "Oh, he looked the same as Lambo-chan...De~ what was ex-boyfriend again?" Yuuki asked "Yuu-chan, Ex-boyfriend are trash that better be burned just like a boyfriend." Tsuna explained watching the scene in front of him.

"Oh Romeo, you were still alive. Take this! Poison cooking!" Bianchi yelled as she smashed the cake in TYL Lambo's face. "Lambo-chan!" Yuuki called sprinting towards TYL Lambo who laid down on the floor. "It seems the reason Bianchi and he ex-boyfriend broke up was because of an argument. Maybe medical treatment 10 years later will help him." Reborn stated nonchalantly looking down at the TYL Lambo from Yuuki's shoulder.


Sawada Household


"We're home." Tsuna announced.

"S-Sorry to intrude!" Hayato exclaimed.

"Welcome home, Tsu-kun, Yuu-chan." Nana greeted before informing "Your new tutor is upstairs waiting." shocking the trio who are presented before reluctantly nodding and head upstairs.

*Click* *Creeaack*

"Welcome home." Bianchi greeted as soon as they open the door the same goes for Hayato who collapse as soon as he saw his sister. "Hm? Oh! I'm home!" Yuuki replied cheerfully causing Tsuna to give her a deadpan look. "Why are you here!?" Tsuna yelled automatically standing in front of his sister even when Bianchi didn't give any hostile glares at her anymore.

"It's for love." Bianchi stated.

"It's for work." Reborn replied soon after.

"Reborn needs me." Bianchi stated.

"Bianchi will be in charge of some part of your training." Reborn corrected.

"Ahaha~ What they're saying is different! What are you going to teach us?" Yuuki voiced out Tsuna's thought "I'll be teaching you home economics and art. Reborn asked me so I have no choice. I teachi y-o-u. Here." she stated showing a bowl of rice. "Uwah~ Nii-chan look the worm has a horn! Bian-nee is so amazing~!" Yuuki beamed smiling happily at Bianchi spreading her aura causing Bianchi to look at Reborn "She's a good kid." Bianchi stated.

"NOOOO!" A loud yell echoed through the whole Namimori City.


OMAKE:


How Kyo-chan end up calling her Fluff ball


*Tap* *Tap* *Tap*

"Herbivore, why are you following me?" the six year old Kyoya growled as he turn his head and glance down at the little girl who's been following him, he won't admit it but he kind of like it and found it cute. "I dunno~" Yuuki replied as her index finger touched her chin, tilting her head slightly making her hair gently bobbed up and down.

Giving Kyoya a sudden urge to touch her hair it looks soft, of course being Kyoya he is, he just suddenly raise his hand and pat her head 'Soft..' he thought petting her head continuously, only stopping to look down at Yuuki "Herbivore, from now on I will call you Fluff ball." he stated before he started walking away but stops when he noticed Yuuki's trying her best to keep up with him.

"You have to keep up or I'll leave you behind." He stated as he walk towards her taking her hand before walking forward once again.

They failed to notice two woman squealing in delight holding their own respective cameras.


Thank you for reading! sorry for the wrong grammar, spell, etc.! I'll edit this later for the wrong spells~

Ciao~