DISCLAIMER: KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN IS NOT MINE!

Author: Heeeeyyyyyy~! It's been a while, neh? XD ANYWAY lets get to the point. I would like to inform you that the top of the current votings is...HIBARI KYOYA! YAY for those Hibari Kyoya fans all the way and for the people who ships KyoYuuki! BUT! For those who's Reborn, Hayato, Dino, Tsuna etc. fans there fear not cause THE VOTINGS IS NOT YET CLOSED! Sooo good luck and vote now cause before you know it a chapter will probably have a kissing scene~! For short it'll be a surprise chapter and I will not inform you about it XD

WARNING: Profanities and OOC


Life-Shortening Skullitis[Part 1]


Narrator's P.O.V

"Do your best, Haya-chan, Take-chan!" Yuuki shouted from the sidelines. Takeshi aimed for the goal, but Hayato blocked the ball and passed it to the oblivious Tsuna, who was currently thinking of how peaceful the day is…or was.

*BONK*

"Nii-chan!" Yuuki exclaimed in worry. She ran towards Tsuna together with the panicking Hayato.

"Are you alright, Juudaime? Do you have any injuries?" Hayato asked rapidly as Yuuki carefully lifted Tsuna's head. "How dare they hit the Juudaime! Who was the idiot that kicked that!?" Hayato yelled in anger.

"But it was you," Yuuki bluntly stated causing Hayato to blush in embarrassment.

"Please be careful next time and don't doze off nee, Nii-chan?" Yuuki said assisting the older twin while the other two males return to the game.

"Yeah, don't worry I'm fine, I just dozed off a litttttle-?" Tsuna was hit by a sudden pang of dizziness, causing him to lean his full weight on his little sister and groan miserably.

"That's so embarrassing! Have you ever kicked a soccer ball in your life?!" a high pitched voice said.

"Huh? Did someone say something?" Tsuna asked as he looked around. He turned to his younger twin who shook her head in response. By chance, Yuuki took a look at Tsuna's palm.

'A skull? Did nii-chan get a tattoo?' the female brunette thought before waving Tsuna's palm in his face. "When did you get this, Nii-chan?"

"WHA-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SKULL!?" Tsuna yelled in horror as he stared at the strange symbol in the middle of his palm.

"That's so embarrassing! You thought the World Cup was a kind of cup noodle!"

"Ah, it talks~!" Yuuki said in awe.


TIME SKIP


"What the f*ck is this thing?" Tsuna grumbled staring down at his palm.

"That's..." a dark and low voice echoed behind him, scaring the shit out of Tsuna, who immediately turned back and saw Reborn wearing a dark robe and holding a death scythe.

'That outfit was too convincing!' Tsuna thought with a shudder, not noticing his younger twin, who was wearing a white ghost robe and a white triangle clothe on her head, beside Reborn.

"It's the sign of the fatal Skull disease you have. You're going to die, Nii-chan." Yuuki said in a dark tone. Doing a complete 180, she practically chirped, "But don't worry, Nii-chan! I have one too so I'll die too~! We'll be together! Ahahaha~!" Yuuki lifted up her kimono sleeves to her shoulders, revealing the black skull tattooed there.

"THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR, YUUKI!" Tsuna chided, his hand itching to smack Yuuki's head for being so happy-go-lucky about dying. "What the f*ck are you doing? Are you a God of Death or something? And you-" he pointed at Yuuki "-since when did you do cosplay!?"

"I can see the shadow of death," Reborn said, causing Tsuna to shiver.

"Stop it already! Don't joke around!" Tsuna yelled. "I'm not joking. Do you recall the number of dying will bullets you've been shot with?" Reborn asked. "Ten~" Yuuki replied.

"I've been told something horrible will happen if you get shot by ten dying will bullets. I didn't think it would be the Skull Disease…too bad." Reborn nonchalantly stated.

"DON'T TALK ABOUT ENDING OUR LIVES SO EASILY!" Tsuna yelled.

"Nee Re-chan, why did you never talk about this before?" Yuuki asked in curiosity.

"That's right! If I knew! If I just knew...*Sigh* This is no good. Yuu-chan, we're dying." Tsuna dejectedly stated, slumping as he walks forward together with Yuuki.


*Splash* *Splash*

The sound of the water hitting Tsuna's hand was followed by a desperate voice saying: "Who would believe in such a fatal disease? This tattoo will probably be removed once I wash it." Or so that's what Tsuna thought.

"Did it come off?" Yuuki asked, looking at Tsuna's palm.

"What the hell!? IT'S NOT COMING OFF!" Tsuna yelled.

"That's so embarrassing! You get motion sickness on swings!"

A voice said, coming from Tsuna's stomach. He immediately lifted his shirt up and saw another skull. "They're increasing!" the older twin yelled when the skull continued talking.

"That's so embarrassing! You're still afraid of the top of a slide!"

"The Skull Disease is a disease where skulls appear on your body and tell embarrassing secrets until you finally die. It's called 'Dying of Shame' disease." Reborn explained. Tsuna desperately grabbed Yuuki's shoulder and started rubbing it with his wet handkerchief.

"How come Yuuki's skull is so quiet?" Tsuna asked as he tried to wash it off.

"It's probably because she doesn't have any embarrassing memories," Reborn stated, causing Tsuna to sweat-drop.

'Embarrassing things?' The female brunette wondered. As if catching her memories, her skull suddenly started to speak, startling Tsuna.

"That's so embarrassing! You waved back at the elder woman who was actually waving at her granddaughter behind your back!"

"That's so embarrassing! You accidentally tripped and threw the food you'd been holding on Kyo-chan's face."

Tsuna snorted as an image of what happened enter his mind.

"That's so embarrassing! Your tummy growled loudly in the middle of the class!"

"That's so embarrassing! You let Nii-chan jump out the window holding a small fan, thinking that he could fly!"

As soon as the skull said that, Tsuna blushed in embarrassment. Meanwhile, Yuuki just calmly listen to the supposedly embarrassing things that the skull was saying.

'How can she always be cool with anything that's happening?' Tsuna thought. Then he noticed another skull that suddenly appeared on Yuuki's neck. "So this really is a f*cking disease!?" Tsuna panicked and once again stubbornly tried to rub Yuuki's shoulders.

"That's what I said," Reborn impassively stated, stopping Tsuna's hand from rubbing Yuuki's already red shoulder as soon as he heard a low whine of pain. "By the way, the Skull Disease will cause you two to die in two hours after it first appears. So, that should be around sunset," Reborn informed.

"WHAT!? NO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I WON'T LET YUUKI DIE!" Tsuna cried, imagining his funeral. The image of everyone laughing while the skull continued to talk about his embarrassing moments played out in his head.

"Don't worry, everything's going to be fine." Yuuki assured. Tsuna was about to calm down until...

"That's so embarrassing! You forgot where you hid your nii-chan's briefs from mom when he pooped on his pants!"

"NOOOOOOO!" Tsuna yelled, covering his ears.

"It seems that it'll be a funeral full of smiles," Reborn said, a wide smirk curving his lips.

Yuuki laughed sheepishly. "Ahaha~ Sorry?"


THANK YOU FOR READING! Anyway I'm going to skip some chapters, ok? So don't be cconfused when you saw a missing episode or chapters XD Once again thank you very much Ie-maru-san!

Ciao~