This chapter is from KeefeIsBest. (I completely agree with that name, BECAUSE, ALL HAIL LORD HUNKYHAIR!!!) Thank you for the request! Here is your chapter! Enjoy, guys!
Biana: Hey, Sophie?
Sophie: yep
Biana: Okay, I have some dresses that I grew out of and liiiiiiike you should totally have them!!
Sophie: They lost their sparkles didn't they
Biana: PLEASE TAKE THEM SOPHIEEEEEEE TT
Sophie: Can't you just buy more and get rid of those?
Biana: Yeah, but, that requires GETTING OUT OF MY CLOSET and going to Atlantis just nooo
Sophie: Don't elves have online shopping or smth?
Biana: What the booty
Sophie: Wow elves are SOOOO advanced and powerful and sparkly and then they don't even have INTERNET. or Online shopping.
Biana: *bombastic gasp* WOT????
Sophie: I MUST show you the glory of human technology that is Online shopping. You can buy stuff without moving from where you are, as long as you have your phone
Biana: What's a phone
Sophie: Human version of Imparter but with other stuff besides calling and messaging
Biana: TELL ME MOOOOORE
Sophie: I can actually do that since Dex connected my IPOD to freaking GOOGLE so let me search up Amazon rlly quick
Biana: Wait wott
Sophie: I just sent you a picture see they show all the stuff you can buy by showing a picture of it then if you like it you press a button and if sends your money to whoever sold it to you and then they send you that item
Biana: I DEMAND AN AUDIENCE WITH THE COUNCIL. WHY THE EVERBLAZE IS THIS NOT A THING?????? AHHHHHHHHH THIS IS BETTER THAN MALLOWMELT
Sophie: ummmmok.
Biana: IM GONNA HAVE TO BORROW YOUR EYEPOT THING
Sophie: for what
Biana: FOR *dramatic hair flip* eViDeNcE
Biana: YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING JUST BY CLICKING A BUTTON??? COUNT ME IN THIS IS WHY HUMANS CAN BE COOLER SOMETIMES
Biana: I AM GOING TO GO CRAZZYYYYYYY WHEN CAN I SPEAK WITH ORALIE SURELY SHE WOULD AGREE I NEED TO MAKE PLANS FOR MAKING THIS A THING AHHHHH HOW HAS NO ONE EVER DONE THIS BEFORE!!!!! THE GLORY OF ONSTRING SHOPPING IS TOO GREATTTTT
Sophie: Lol you mean Online
Biana: I AM MAKING SIGNS AND TUNICS SO WE CAN MARCH AROUND ETERNALIA AND PROTEST UNTIL THEY COUNCILLORS SHOW THEIR BOOTY FACES AND FINALLY MAKE THE LOST CITIES SPARKLY AGAIN
Sophie: i was so never a part of this
Biana: I ALREADY HAVE A CHANT
Biana: AHEM. THR OPPRESSION ENDS NOW! THE SPARKLES BEGIN! THE OPPRESSION ENDS NOW! THE SPARKLES BEGIN! BRING ON THE ONROPE SHOPPINGGGGGAH
Sophie: What have I done..
