DISCLAIMER: KHR IS NOT MINE~!

Author: HEEEEEYYYYAAAAA~! It's been a while, nee? I'mmmmmm soooo SORRRRYYYYYY! FOR THE SUPER LATE UPDATE! BECAUSE RIGHT AFTER EXAMS (Nov. 18 2016) my mom told me that she cut the internet cause we're moving and I've been using hotspot or data since Nov. 19 (can't load my chrome properly all I can use is my fb and messenger) Rn we're currently moving but yeah I'm just sitting here not doing anything XD I'm reaalllyyyy sorry and I hope all of you are waiting for this update~!

WARNING: OOC and profanities


Life-Shortening Skullitis[Part 2]


Narrator's P.O.V

"UWAAAH! SAVE US, REBORN!" Tsuna wailed. He kneeled down in desperation and turned pleading eyes to his tutor. "I can't do that," Reborn said carelessly. "What!? NO! A-At least save Yuuki! I know my life is f*ck up, but...at least save her!" Tsuna pleaded.

Yuuki helped him sit up and hugged him comfortingly. "Shh...It's alright." Yuuki assured.

Reborn watched the twins interact with each other and updated his mental profiles. Tsuna was the negative while Yuuki was the positive. They never strayed too far from each other, making Reborn think that they wouldn't function well apart.

Yuuki was an airhead at times, but she lights up the atmosphere when times are hard and hope vanished from their sight. Whether it's by words or actions, Yuuki encourages Tsuna to continue to walk and look forward. She puts her brother and friends before herself without hesitation. Behind her loving smile, she thinks of how to defeat their enemies, giving them a gentle end while keeping her Family and friends safe. She can also be a passive-aggressive lioness that people can't predict. She had Hard Sky Flames.

Tsuna, on the other hand, had Soft Sky Flames. He was also a coward. What came with that, however, was experience in thinking of how to run or retreat. Sometimes, retreat was the best answer. It was important to know all possible avenues of escape.

Tsuna could be predictable, though, and tended to give up before trying. That was where Reborn came in. Given suitable reason and no escape, Tsuna would start to look for an opening and follow through with surprising strength. He's the older twin, after all, and no matter how hopeless or helpless the situation is, his instincts would always scream to protect his younger sister. His body would move, no matter how tattered it may be, for Yuuki. He always made time for her and was there for her when she needed him.

If one twin gave up, the other would not and would instead continue to fight and protect the other; even when one of the twins would mentally or physically break, the other would continue to fight until they could stand up again.

Without each other they wouldn't function as well. Without each other, their power is incomplete. They understand each other more than anyone else could. They trust each other the most. Together, they make the perfect Sky.

Reborn smirked and tilted his fedora as he thought of how fun it'll be to tort-tutor the twins. First, he had to teach them to function on their own; their level of codependency was very obvious and that made it a dangerous weakness to exploit. He also had to fix Yuuki's naivety and her too trusting personality. While she did have great leaps of intuition to help her, it would be better if she didn't have to rely so much on it. It would be hard, but Reborn wasn't called the best for nothing.

"There is only one way to cure you two," Reborn said, snapping the twins out of their drama-filled moment.

"What?!" Tsuna exclaimed. He was nearly dizzy from jumping from despair to hope, but he still managed to fix his desperate eyes on his tutor.

"I have an acquaintance who's especially good with fatal illnesses. If he treats you, I'm sure it'll work." Reborn stated.

"Really? Does that mean that we'll be okay?" Yuuki asked. Reborn nodded.

"Then hurry up and get him!" Tsuna demanded, causing Reborn to turn his back on him.

"I don't want to do it if you ask so rudely." Reborn said in a childish manner. He was caught off guard as he suddenly felt petite arms snaking around his torso.

"Re-chan, can you please get that doctor?" Yuuki asked as she hugged Reborn from behind.

*Ba-dum*

"If both of you are saved, you'll have to work hard and pass your second test. Will you rank in as the top ten in your grade?" Reborn said. He felt Yuuki's nod and turned to stare at Tsuna once she let go of him.

'That's... easy for Yuu-chan...' Tsuna thought in despair. Still, he nodded.

"That's a deal, okay~?" Yuuki said as she entwined her pinky with Reborn's. "Pinky promise!"


Sawada Household


*BANG* *BONK*

The loud sound of someone falling on the floor echoed through the house. Tsuna and Yuuki stared at the almost dead body in front of them. "Who's this?!" Tsuna panicked. He had no idea who the man was or why he was here, but the man was obviously a victim of Poison Cooking, which usually meant Bad Things would follow. "Nee~ Are you alright, mister?" Yuuki asked as she poked the man.

"That's doctor Shamal. He's the doctor I called over from Italy." Reborn said coolly, his hands in his pockets as he stared at Shamal's body.

*Tap* *Tap*

"It's been a long time since I've done something good for this world." Bianchi huffed as she descended from the stairs.

"Oh, hello there, Chi-chan~!" Yuuki greeted.

"BIANCHI-SAN!" Tsuna shouted. "If the doctor dies, then the two of us are out as well!"

"Feisty as usual…" a voice stated, causing the twins to stare at the previously unmoving body.

"Ah…He's alive," Yuuki said as Shamal took hold of the handkerchief covering his face and slowly removed it.

"But women should be that way. I lik-..." Shamal's sentence cut off as he stared at the petite brunette female beside him. "Hello there, mademoiselle," Shamal said as he bowed deeply to Yuuki.

"Hello! Nee~ you're a doctor right? Can you cure our sickness?" Yuuki asked.

"Of course I can, but there's usually an exchange for such services." Shamal replied, earning a curious look from Yuuki and a suspicious glance from Tsuna.

"Exchange? What would we exchange?" Yuuki asked.

Shamal pretended to think hard for a moment. "How about a kiss?" Shamal slyly suggested.

"A kiss?" Yuuki innocently asked.

"Yeah, it's a greeting from Italy which also means thanks."

"Oh! I see!" Yuuki replied happily. Before Shamal could take another step toward her, a very familiar sound made him freeze.

*Click*

"How about I shoot you, as greetings from hell." Reborn suggested.

"It also means stay there and don't crawl back." Tsuna growled.

"I-It's just a joke," Shamal lied as he stumbled back. "A joke!"


YAY~! another chapter! Wooooh! ahahahha~! I'm really really sorry for the late update! hope no one is angry at me! 🙏 🙏 🙏 Once again thatnk you very much Ie-maru-san!

Ciao~!