KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN IS NOT MINE!
Author: Heyyyyyyy yaaaaaaaa! KYAAAAA! Our winter break will start at December 15, 2016! YAY~! I don't know if I'll be able to update like before but I'll doooooo my best!
WARNING: Profanities and OOC
Life-Shortening Skullitis[Part 4]
Narrator's P.O.V
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'If I get Shamal away from the twins, then Reborn and I can finally be together and go back to Italy!' Bianchi thought as she ran.
"If you catch me, I'll kiss you as much as you want!" Bianchi yelled. Looking back predictably showed Shamal taking the bait. She sped up, putting more distance between the twins and herself, leading the doctor away from his prospective patients.
'Damn! Damn! Damn! What the f*** is Bianchi thinking?' Tsuna thought as he ran faster with Yuuki trailing behind.
'Ahahaha~! What a fun game of tag!' Yuuki thought as she giggled and easily kept pace.
As they chased their last hope, a conclusion entered Tsuna's brain, causing him to shout in distress and startle Yuuki. "THAT B*TCH! Bianchi is trying to f*cking kill us so she can go back to Italy with Reborn!" Tsuna wailed. He tried to jump a nearby fence to cut the two off, but tripped and ran straight into it instead.
"Onii-chan, are you alright?" Yuuki asked as she knelt down beside her brother. So taken in by her concern, she failed to notice a shadow hovering over her from behind.
Tsuna was not so oblivious and immediately put himself between the old man and his twin. He suspiciously observed the old man before him. "Konnichiwa~!" Yuuki energetically greeted, waving at the old man from behind her brother.
Tsuna felt chills travel up and down his spine as the older man investigated him in return. Wanting nothing to do with the man and having every intention of finding Shamal, he turned to grab his sister and leave. Before he got a single step away, the old man firmly grabbed his collar and stopped him.
"Hold it. You two are the ones who've been stealing my persimmons," the old man stated. Tsuna was about to say 'No', but his skull disease suddenly blurted out his embarrassing past about a persimmon tree before he could. The old man's eyes glinted dangerously as he dragged them into his house completely misunderstanding the message of Tsuna's skull disease.
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"Fuu~! That was a long chat!" Yuuki chirped as she ate the offered persimmons. Tsuna sighed in exhaustion. 'How come she gets to have a tea and persimmon while I get scolded?' Tsuna thought with a sweat drop.
"Shamal-san! Shamal-san! Where are you~!" Yuuki sang. A flash of silver began heading towards her direction as she continued to call out, causing her to yelp and bump into him. She yelped as she fell harshly on the ground, getting Tsuna's attention.
"You b*stard! Where the f*** are y-..." the silvernette stopped mid-sentence as soon as his emerald orbs clashed with the doe chocolate orbs staring back at him. Seeing small tears forming, he hurried to kneel beside her and search for injuries while he babbled. His eyes were quick to find the scratch on Yuuki's knee.
"H..HIME! Are you alright!? Should I call the ambulance!? O-o-or the police!" Hayato started fussing as he continued to check for more injuries. Tsuna irritably grabbed Hayato's collar and forcefully separated him from Yuuki. He dutifully picked her up and gave her a piggy bank ride as they continued their search, now with Hayato's help.
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"Shamal? That perverted old man?" Hayato asked for confirmation as soon as Yuuki finished explaining their situation.
"You know him?" Yuuki said.
"Hai. He's been to my house before," Hayato informed. He looked over to see Tsuna readjust his grip on Yuuki's porcelain legs, causing him to blush and look away. "A-anyway, you said he was chasing Bianchi? She might have led him to her apartment. Though, it's more likely so she can kill him in private than to sleep with him. Shamal has terrible luck with women."
"Could you lead us there? We need to find him by night or we'll be dead. Also...watch where your eyes are roaming if you want to keep them." Tsuna stated in a cool way until...
'That's so embarrassing! You've worn your underwear the wrong way around and peed your pants!' The skull exclaimed, causing an eerie silence to fall on the group.
"A-Ah...I heard nothing." Hayato stuttered as he looked away from Tsuna's blank stare. "You better not have," the brunette said evenly.
"Mou! Haya-chan the skull said that Nii-chan wear his underwear in the wrong way and peed his pants!" Yuuki chirped, making it obvious that she definitely did NOT read the atmosphere.
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"...I heard nothing." Hayato repeated.
"You better." Tsuna replied.
Yuuki just blink innocently while staring at the two males.
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*Nom* *Nom*
"Is it good? Is there octopus in it? Do you want me to help eat it?" Lambo bombard I-pin with questions. "No dumplings. They I-pin's!" I-pin firmly said, giving Lambo a pointed look. "...To-ler-ate," Lambo mumbled as tears gathered on his eyes.
"Lambo-chan! Pin-chan!" Yuuki energetically called out as she spotted Lambo and I-pin ten meters away from them.
"Nee, Did Bianchi pass by here?" Tsuna asked as he gently puts Yuuki down on the bench, beside Lambo. "I-pin no see." I-pin answered as she munched her Takoyaki. "De, what about you, Lambo-chan?" Yuuki asked as Lambo crawled towards her and sat on her lap. "Lambo-san wants...Lambo-san wants...to eat TAKOYAKI! Or I won't tell you!" Lambo demanded.
"YOU STUPID COW! DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY!" Hayato exclaimed in anger and readied his fist to hit Lambo's head. He stopped midway when his fist met a soft palm.
"Haya-chan...Temper, temper~" Yuuki chided. After Hayato stepped back with a red face, she looked askance at Tsuna, who nodded and headed towards the Takoyaki stand.
After buying four Takoyaki boxes, Tsuna asked Lambo again for the 20th time. "Where did Bianchi go?" Lambo brought his hand under his chin and exaggeratedly 'thought' over how to answer. "Get to the point!" Hayato growled when Lambo dragged on.
"I haven't seen her today," Lambo admitted cheerfully.
"B*STA-" Hayatos shout was cut of by a familiar voice a few meters away from them.
"WAIT FOR ME! BIANCHI-CHAN~!" Shamal shouted in glee as the chase began once again.
THANK YOU FOR READING! AND THANK YOU VERRRYYYYY MUCH IE-MARU-SAN!
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