Author: AUUUUGHHHH IM SO SORRYYYYY SUPERRR BELATED VALENTINES DAY! Sorry if this is not a good chapter and a little boring! Its actually done already before Valentines but I just got a little stuck with somethin'! So sorryyyyyyyyy!

WARNING: OOC, profanities and disclaimer.


VALENTINES DAYYYYY!?


Narrators P.O.V

*Clang* *Clang*

Tsuna lazily walked towards the sounds in the kitchen and peeked inside. His mom and Yuuki were making some chocolates, which reminded him that tomorrow was Valentine's Day, when girls give chocolates to the men they hold dear. The small hill of chocolates made Tsuna have a minor meltdown at the idea of all the men she must be cooking for because that was a LOT of chocolate.

"Dame-Tsuna," Reborn called from behind, making him jump and then fall on his face. Tsuna hissed and turned to complain, but was intimidated by the man's seething aura as he stared down at Tsuna. "Go to sleep. You have to go to school early," Reborn commanded.

Tsuna nodded quickly, not wanting to irritate Reborn even more when the tutor tended to take it out on him in some way. Really, being sent to bed early might be a little embarrassing, but it was better than anything else by far.


Next Day


*Chirp* *Chirp*

*BOOM*

*Tap* *Tap* *Tap* *BANG*

Slamming the door to the kitchen open, Yuuki and Tsuna saw Reborn holding a frying pan over the stove with a dark lump of some kind in it. Reborn was wearing a pink apron with a heart shape in the middle, but that didn't detract from his deadly aura at all as he glared down at the offending lump. Going by the severe look on the hitman's face, Tsuna dreaded the day ahead.

"Re-chan...what are you doing?" Yuuki asked as she cautiously eyed the so-called food.

"Cooking," he grunted.

His grumpy matter-of-fact tone caused Yuuki to laugh. "Where's kaa-chan?" Yuuki asked between giggles.

"Out. Maman asked me to cook breakfast," he informed as he threw away his failed attempt.

"And you agreed?" Yuuki prompted as she poked his apron.

"Yeah," he said shortly.

"But you can't cook?"

"I can cook some things. This just isn't my usual fare," Reborn claimed.

"Why didn't you tell that to Mama?" Yuuki wondered.

"I'm the greatest hitman and I'm excellent at everything. Cooking is the same," Reborn shamelessly boasted.

"Uh-huh, shouldn't it be 'Cooking was supposed to be ok?'" Yuuki stated, giggling when Reborn clicked his tongue in annoyance.

Grabbing the spare apron and putting it on, she smiled and said "I'm gonna teach you how to cook a traditional oriental breakfast."

Surprisingly, Reborn didn't complain or patronize and just listened quietly as she explained the lessons her mama taught her in cooking, not noticing the dancing amusement in Reborn's eyes. In fact, his whole irritation vanished without a trace as he watched her move around the kitchen.

"And after ea- Hey! Re-chan, are you even listening?" Yuuki exclaimed, pouting as she noticed Reborn was only staring at her.

"Hm?" he voiced out, raising and eyebrow. "Of course."

"Alright…As I said, after you finish eating, you're going to put the dishes in the dishwasher and start it," she finished. When Reborn didn't speak, she opened her mouth to continue, only to stop when she realized something.

"Don't tell me you don't know how to use the dishwasher?"

"Shut up, brat," he murmured as his fedora shadowed his face.

"Re-chan...I also don't know how to, so don't worry!"

Tsuna, who silently watched the scene, steeled his resolve to keep any guys with "impure thoughts" away from Yuuki.


School


Tsuna, Reborn, Kyoya, Hayato and Takeshi were currently following Yuuki in their own different way. Today was Valentines Day, after all, and they needed to watch over in case anyone got the wrong idea. They were absolutely not jealous at all, definitely not jealous of the person she'd give the chocolate to, definitely not jealous of the infinite attention that she's been having from the boys, not at all. In fact, they don't really care, it's just a chocolate and they know they're special to her even without one.

So what if they want to bash in the skulls of the others crowding her? It's completely normal to be protective of a friend/sister. They're not jealous – that would be silly. They're mostly not expecting any chocolate anyway. They're just stalk-following her to protect their innocent, naive, gullible, air-headed and all around over-trusting female friend. They didn't ferociously glare, scowl, hiss nor snarl at any males that came in a twenty-foot radius from her. They never spread their Killing Intent and nearly hospitalize 23 people from fear-related accidents. And if something did happen, well, it wasn't to anyone really important.

In their occasional moment of sanity, Tsuna and Reborn would note with curiosity that Yuuki didn't give any of the chocolates to anyone and wondered if she even remembered to bring them.

-Time skip-

Lunch time was the only time all of them could gather together. Everyone didn't in the same class, considering Hibari was a few years ahead and Reborn had graduated decades ago. The two usually split ways with the rest of the group once the morning bell rings. Lunch time for each group was the same, though, so they could get together then.

Slowly the males started gossiping with each other about Yuuki possibly not bringing any chocolates and started arguing, except for Reborn and Hibari who silently watched the scene with amusement and irritation respectively. The loud sound of the door opening caught their attention and everyone immediately stopped whispering to play innocent as Yuuki joined them.

"Ahh! Found you, everyone!" Yuuki exclaimed as she ran towards them. She came to a stop in front of them and held out colorfully wrapped packages. "Here, chocolates! I made them for all of you!" Yuuki stated, beaming in pride and happiness.

They were touched to receive them and each of them gave thanks in their own way for the gifts. Tsuna did send out glares to (try to) intimidate any of them who might have been considering romantic intentions, but Reborn and Hibari were not intimidated at all. Hibari scoffed and Reborn smirked. Reborn went as far as to scoop her up for a "thank you" hug, all while smirking at Tsuna to both get his point across, as well as actually get a hug from her.

Hibari glared viciously at Reborn, which only amused the man further. Before he could make a fight of it, the bell rang again and it was time for classes to begin once more.


Home


"I wonder what you'll get on White Day~!" Nana sang as she daydreamed about the possible gifts from the males to her young daughter.

"Eh? They don't need to return anything. All I want to do is to make everyone happy~!" Yuuki replied, earning a pat on the head from her mother. Nana then returned to gushing and daydreaming about White Day, which set Tsuna off because Reborn was smirking even more deviously than before.

Smirking at him even wider, Reborn hugged Yuuki again and kissed the top of her head "innocently". 'White day huh…Such a fun day it'll be,' Reborn thought before dragging a glaring Tsuna upstairs by the back of his shirt to do some mafia-style tutoring.

Needless to say, the day was full of chaos shots, flying tonfa, bursting orange flames, exploding dynamite, and a home run.


DONEEE~! Yes I know that there are only a few lines but I wanna say that if anyone has anything in their mind to add as a line for them to say...feel free to comment and message me~! Lets make it better~! THANK YOU IE-MARU-SANNNN~!

Ciao~!