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Chapter 5: Ridding in a Car with a Naked Kol Mikaelson

Mikael refused to give Klaus his car keys back. Caroline ended up back in the passenger seat while the Original siblings squabbled in the back. "Kol, stop breathing on me." Rebekah whined.

"What are you talking about, sister? I'm sitting next to Finn and Klaus." Kol replied, taking off his shoes.

"Oh, Kol, put those back on." Finn said, waving his hand in the air.

"Open a window." Rebekah suggested not looking up from her phone. She was busily texting.

"How about more music?" Caroline suggested, cheerily.

"No." Klaus screamed at her.

Caroline turned in her seat to look at Klaus and frowned. "What's wrong with you?"

"How do you open the window?" Finn inquired, looking around for help from the others.

Kol was unbuttoning his shirt. "Try pushing it." Finn began to push at the glass until it shattered. Kol began to laugh hysterically.

"Damn it, Finn." Klaus bellowed.

Finn turned to Klaus. "Well, you could have answered my question."

"Screw yourselves, both of you." Kol shouted. "And stop yelling in my bleedin ears. Are you deaf?"

Rebekah scoffed and turned around. "Father, tell Kol to stop undressing." Her voice came out panicky as Kol reached down to take his boxers off.

"I've been in a box for a century, Bekah. I need to air stuff out." Kol said, pulling his shorts off as everyone in the car groaned.

"Kol, please put your clothes back on." Mikael told his son.

Kol shook his head. "I am a grown man. If I want to be naked I shall be."

"No, you shan't. Now, put them on before I climb back there and dress you myself." Mikael threatened.

"No." Kol said. "You can't dress me if you can't catch me." With that Kol jumped out of the window that Finn had broken.

Mikael slammed on the brakes so hard it would have killed anyone who was human. Thankfully, all the occupants of Klaus' car did not fit that description. Kol was running frantically down the road as Mikael jumped out of the car and gave chase. Klaus was amused until he saw Caroline giving him a withering look. She had her arms folded over her chest as she watched Mikael dodge cars trying to catch Kol, who had caused three different car accidents.

Kol was now leaping from the roof of one car to another in some sort of naked, vampiric hopscotch, dodging his father. "Help your dad, Klaus." Caroline urged the hybrid.

"Why?" Klaus asked. He was pouting and Caroline would have thought it was adorable if it weren't for the sound of a fourth car crash.

Caroline huffed and got out of the car. "Where are you going?" Klaus called to her leaning over Finn, who looked dismayed.

"I'm going to do what you refuse to, and stop your brother from exposing every vampire in the world." Caroline called as she ran toward the wayward Original hopscotch champion of the year.

Klaus looked at Finn and Rebekah. They looked back at him blankly. With a groan Klaus climbed out of the car and headed toward the scene of family embarrassment. Still inside the car Finn looked at Rebekah. "What are you doing?" he asked his sister.

"I'm texting." Rebekah informed him.

Finn was highly curious. "Yes, but what does texting mean."

Rebekah looked at her older brother. "It means that I hit these little buttons on my keyboard." She held the phone out to Finn so he could see what she meant. "And then when I'm done I send it to the person who is on the other end of the line. I'm sorry, Finn, it must be hard since you were in a coffin when the phone was invented."

"What's a phone?" Finn asked and Rebekah held up the object she had been texting with. "And what else can you do with this phone?" Finn asked his sister, who knew that this could take a while. Rebekah watched as Klaus, Caroline and Mikael cornered Kol. "They should have him soon," she thought.

On top of a car Kol was shouting that he would not come down. "Kol." Caroline called and then she lifted her shirt. This successfully distracted Kol and Klaus while Mikael tackled his nude son to the ground.

Klaus was astonished. "How did you know that would work?"

Caroline shrugged and grinned. "He's been locked in a coffin for over a century and my assumption is that women's lingerie has improved since that time. So, if he saw what he's been missing he would become distracted long enough for your father to be able to stop him."

Within a second Klaus grabbed Caroline and kissed her passionately. When he pulled away Caroline was breathless. "What was that for?" She asked, looking up at him astonished.

"For being you." Klaus said, leaning down to brush his lips against hers once again.

"Okay." Caroline mumbled against his lips.

"Get in the damn car." They heard Mikael shout.

"No." Kol yelled back, petulantly.

"Get in the back or I will put you in it." Mikael warned.

Klaus looked over just in time to see his father grab Kol by a fistful of his hair and throw him through the open window of the car. Rebekah shrieked as her naked brother landed partly on her, partly on his own seat with his feet in Finn's face. "Move your feet, Kol." Finn shouted.

"My hair hurts." Kol whined.

"I'm going to make other things hurt if you don't shut the bloody hell up." Rebekah shouted.

"Get back in the car, Niklaus, Caroline." Mikael shouted at the couple.

Klaus and Caroline walked back slowly toward the car and everyone agreed that Kol needed to sit in the front with Mikael. Klaus and Caroline snuggled up together on one side of the backseat while Rebekah showed Finn how to use Facebook. "Oh," Finn exclaimed. "I have my first friend request." He looked at the name. "It's Sage."

"Great." Rebekah groaned as a foot nearly collided with her face. She shoved it away. "Caroline, would you please keep your body parts to yourself." Looking over Rebekah shrieked. Finn looked over to see his brother and the young Miss Forbes engaged in actions which he was sure must not be proper behavior for this age.

Kol turned around in his seat. "Oh, look, Father. Niklaus is mating."

Mikael looked in the rearview mirror. "No. Kol. That is what the youth call groping or heavy petting."

Kol frowned. Then a thought occurred to him. He slid his arm around the left side of the seat and placed his hand on the side of Caroline's chest. "Does this count?"

"Kol! everyone shouted to Kol's glee. "I will kill you in your sleep." Klaus growled.

"Sorry, Nik, but there is so much to learn of the customs of this new period." Kol replied. Then he found the handle which unrolled his window and flung his clothes out. He turned to his father, who was glaring at him. "Oops." A car full of college girls pulled up next to them. Kol waved at them and they began to take pictures of the naked Original.

"Stop that at once." Mikael yelled at Kol and the girls.

Finn became excited. "Sage sent me a message. She said she attached some photos that I should see that she just found on the internet. What is the internet?" Finn asked his family.

Caroline wanted to know what the photos were. So, Rebekah opened them. "They're the photos that those girls just took. Kol, you are now a Facebook sensation."

Kol grinned. "And a star is born."

Thank you Hazel21, foureyegirl101 and Carrot Killer (for making me aware of the mistake.) And thank you Klarolinecinderella. To answer your question: Yes, Kol kissed Caroline because he had been in the coffin for over a century and he sees a pretty girl. So, he goes for it. He did that because he didn't know that Klaus was interested in Caroline and because he didn't know Caroline. Of course, this would piss Klaus off and of course Kol enjoys pissing Klaus off so he will continue to attempt to mess with him and the whole family.

I want to apologize for the confusion from last week and say that we are back to our Saturday schedule. I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much I enjoyed writing it. Elijah will be appearing next week. Sage will appear in person very soon in either chapter seven or eight. Fav, follow and review.

Love,

LL