Chapter 3
After receiving a group text message from Lincoln, the Loud siblings meet at the restaurant's entrance.
Lori: "Okay Lincoln, where's Mom and Dad?"
Lincoln (Not sure what to say): "There…"
Lana: "Right behind us."
The two move to the side to give their parents some room…
The Loud Sisters (Minus Lana): "Gasp!"
Much to their shock, their parents look even younger than they did before…like, they're teenagers…with some pimples around Lynn Loud Sr's face, Rita has tons of tangled hair…and it seems their clothes have outgrown them…not the other way around.
Rita: "This place is so…lame!"
Lynn Sr. "I know right? It was fun at first, but it got boring after an hour."
Lori: "Mom…"
Luan: "Dad…"
Lynn Sr. (With a disgusted look): "Woah! Woah! Whom are you calling Dad totes?"
Rita: "Like… we're even together if you know what I'm saying."
Luna (With a gross look): "Augh! Who even talks like that, dudes?"
Rita: "Let's blow this Cheese stand, Babe!"
Lynn Sr. (Wraps his arms around her): "You said it my Little Wood Pecker!"
Rita: "Oh…" (With a loving smile): "Babe…"
Lori (Feeling a bit uncomfortable): "Is this how you see me and Bobby?"
Lana: "Only when you get all lovey-dovey."
Lola (Seeing that their parents are leaving): "Mommy, Daddy, wait!"
Lynn Sr.: "Little girl, were not your parents."
Rita: "Go play with your dollies or something."
Luan (Runs up and blocks their way): "How are supposed to drive like that?"
Lynn Sr.: "Who needs to drive when you have…"
He takes out a brand-new skateboard.
Lynn Sr.: "…a skateboard!"
Rita takes out two helmets and two sets of protection pads.
Rita: "And matching helmets and knee pads!"
Lynn (Runs up and starts to block the door with Luan): "Hold it you two! You're not going anywhere."
Lucy: "We need to figure out what in Edwin's name is going with you."
Leni (Points): "But couldn't they just leave through the other door?"
Lori (Slaps her face): "Leni…"
As fast as he can Lynn Sr. skates out of the restaurant with Rita holding on to him.
Lynn Sr. "Thanks for the tip totes."
The Loud siblings make their way out of the restaurant to only see their parents riding away.
Lynn Sr. and Rita: "To the mall!"
Lucy: "Maybe those two aren't our parents."
Lincoln (Turns to her): "No Luce, they are Mom and Dad."
Luna: "How do you know Linc?"
Lincoln: "Cause I saw with my own eyes… they change from how they were before to how they are now." (Starts to shiver): "It was kind of freaky, to be honest."
Lucy (With a smile): "I would love to see that."
Lincoln: "You won't… trust me."
Lisa (Starts to scratch her chin): "Hmmm…" (Whispers): "These events could possibly be side effects to my fountain of youth tablets."
But her whispers didn't go unnoticed…
Lily (Shock to hear this): "Gasp!"
Luna: "Fountain of youth tablets?!"
Luan: "Lisa…did you experiment on our parents?"
Lisa (Sees that all her siblings are looking straight at her): "Umm…not exactly. You see…"
One explanation later…
Leni (Confused): "So does that mean Mom and Dad are going to live forever?"
Lola (Very Upset): "No Leni, thanks to Lisa's stupid pills, Mommy and Daddy are becoming younger!"
Lana: "And we don't know how young they're going to get."
Lincoln (Taking charge): "We need to split up. I'll take Lisa back to her lab and help her figure out what's going on."
Lori: "But what about us?"
Lincoln: "The rest of you will go catch Mom and Dad. Hopefully, when you get home we'll have a solution ready."
Luan (Gives her brother a salute): "Roger Lincoln!"
But when the sisters, minus Lisa, got to the family van…
Lori (Tries to open the door): "It's locked!" (Realizes): "Dang it! Mom still has the keys."
Lynn: "Guess we'll have to book it then!"
Will the Loud sisters catch their parents? Will Lisa and Lincoln find the cure to their parents' regression?
Lisa: "I sure hope so!"
We'll have to wait and see…won't we?
End of Chapter 3
