As he walked into his apartment, Max noticed there was an envelope on the table with his name on it. He assumed that it was another Christmas card. After he took his hat, coat and his shoes off, he opened the red envelope up. It was a Christmas card and it was from his cousin Debbie and her latest boyfriend Dominic wishing him and Roxanne a merry Christmas and a happy new year. Then he noticed that there was another small piece of paper attached to the card with a paperclip. It reminded Max that he sent his own piece of paper with his Christmas card to her, wishing her and Dominic a merry Christmas and a happy new year. His message was:
'Hi, Debbie.
I also just want to say thank you for giving me the encouragement to try a new relationship instead of wasting my time and life in self-pity. Though I'm back with Roxanne, my very first girlfriend, it felt like starting a brand-new relationship, but it's just as happy and healthy as it was when we were in high school. I wasn't trying to start a relationship with her again, because I know that most high school couples don't really get back together; I was just trying to help one of my friends out the best I could, but the more I helped, the more we fell in love again. In fact, it felt like our love for each other had never left at all.
I'm still working at the indoor snow sports center and she's studying a degree for special needs education at Western Washington University. She's very doing very well. She's even got a work experience placement at a special needs school and she's doing very well there at all. She can help anyone, whether it's the teacher or assistant teacher or any student with development disabilities, intelligence disabilities, behaviour disabilities, physical disabilities and any other disabilities. She has the patience of a saint and she's very supportive and understanding, but she knows when to put her foot down if anyone gets more out of hand than usual. And she's also taking Driver's Ed lessons.
Roxanne keeps saying that her life has changed for the better and she's living a more fulfilling life than she ever did when she was touring with those Rock Gods. And she keeps saying it's all because of me finding her and taking pity on her and helping her when she needed it the most. I'm telling you this because I still don't think to this day that I could have helped her at all if it weren't for you. If you didn't comfort me during the week of my dad and Sylvia's wedding six months ago and we didn't have our special, private fun, I don't think I would have been able to help Roxanne and help her change my life around for the better. And my life has changed for the better with her back in my life too, so I have you to thank for everything you've done. You really are the very best cousin in the world. So, thank you once again, Debbie, and merry Christmas and a happy new year to you.
Best regards,
Your most grateful cousin,
Max Goof.
P.S. Please burn this piece of paper when you've finished reading this so our cousin secrets can remain secret. Thanks.'
Max took the paper off Debbie's Christmas card and read it. It read:
'Hi, Max.
I'm very pleased that you and Roxanne are back together, but also starting your relationship from scratch in a realistic way and not in a romantic fantasy way. I'm very glad to hear you're helping her the best way you can and I'm very happy that I helped you the best way I could during that time when your dad and Aunt Sylvia got married and you're very welcome for it.
And, believe it or not, you've helped me too. If we didn't have our special fun when we did it, I wouldn't have found the courage to find another man. And I'm in a wonderful relationship with a wonderful guy called Dominic. He's a great guy and he works in a great garden center just outside the city of Chicago. In fact, I would go as far to say that I think he's the best boyfriend I've ever had in my life. And I have you, Max, to thank for supporting me when you did and I will always be grateful for that. You really are the very best cousin in the world too. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you.
Best regards,
Your most grateful cousin,
Debbie.
P.S. I've burn the paper you sent me, so please burn this one so our cousin secrets remain secret. Thanks.'
Then Max put the paper in the metal kitchen sink and lit the piece of paper with a lighter. After he watched it burn and cool down, he got out a dustpan and brush, swept the burnt bits up and put it in the waste bin. He was happy that he helped his cousin as much as she helped him, like she always did ever since he was born.
"Max, is that you?"
"Yeah, honey. It's me. I just got back."
"Could you come into the bedroom when you're ready?" Roxanne called from the bedroom door.
"What's the problem?" Max asked.
"You'll see."
Max went into his bedroom as he was asked to. He found Roxanne in his bed and then she pushed the duvet cover off.
"Could you close the door?" Roxanne asked.
After he closed the door, Max was amazed seeing her wearing only her black bra and thong. "Wow, Roxanne!" he cried. "That looks amazing, but what is this exactly?"
"This is an early Christmas present from me to you," Roxanne said flirty. "You have done so much for me in like a half a year, so I wanted to do something very special for you."
"This is very special," Max said, as he took off his red shirt, blue pants and white socks. Leaving only his light blue underwear on, he jumped onto bed, got wrapped in Roxanne's arms and they started to kiss and have sex. As he had sex with Roxanne, it reminded him of all the times Max had sex with Debbie and he was enjoying it with his girlfriend just as much as he did with his cousin.
"Wow, I know you're a guy of many talents, Max Goof," Roxanne said, "and I know having sex is one of them, but you continue to surprise every time we have sex."
"And you surprise me every time you have sex with me, Roxanne," Max said. "You're very good at it and of all the ladies I've had sex with, you're the best and my most favorite."
"And I've had sex with guys too, but you're the best and my favorite too," Roxanne said. "I'm glad we've become roommates."
"Me too. I always sleep better when you sleep with me."
"And I sleep better with you too. Now, what do you say we take our sex to the next level?"
"What, you mean, like naked sex?"
"That's what I'm talking about."
"Okay, then. Just let me get a condom."
"No. No condom. I want to know what your lovely penis is like and I hope you want to know what my vagina is like."
"I do. But what if I get you pregnant?"
"Because it'll be your baby or babies if it's multiple births, I'll carry them and give birth to them with pleasure. Now, come on. Please? Please!"
"Sure." Then Max took off his underwear.
"Do the honors, will you, Max?" Roxanne turned around, gesturing that she wanted Max to take her bra and thong off with his hands.
Max did and Roxanne liked the way he did it. Then he inserted his penis into her vagina.
"Wow, your penis is perfect, Max," Roxanne said, wrapping her arms around his body and kissing his lips. "I really, really love you."
"And I love you, too," Max said, kissing her lips and hugging her back. "And your vagina is so horny. And thank you for this wonderful Christmas gift. I think it's the best one I've ever had in my whole life."
"You're very welcome, Max," Roxanne said. "You've earned it. And I seriously cannot thank you enough for all you've done for me since we've come back into each other's lives."
"You're very welcome, Roxanne."
Then Max and Roxanne continued to have their happy Christmas sex.
