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Naruto shut off the TV and sighed. "So this is what we have to keep watching in this carnival?"
"That was like a messed up version of Nascar when you think about it." Cole mentioned while taking another sip of his beer. "Why did the first chapter have to be like that?"
"Why, to capture the readers with the 'feel' of Carnival Phantasm of course." Lelouch stated with a cocky smirk while crossing his arms. "Most likely some of these chapters will have some original ideas and some ideas from the actual show."
Suddenly, the doors of the ramen bar burst open to reveal an assortment of cheering characters wearing party hats with, strangely enough, Mexican party music filling the air.
"Hey brother!" Zeke Dunbar shouted while sitting down beside Cole. "You wouldn't believe what it took to get here!"
"Zeke?" Cole asked in an amazed tone as he looked at his best friend in surprise. He then looked to Naruto, only to see him playing tonsil hockey with Hyuuga Hinata. The blonde looked surprised but did nothing to stop her.
"LELOUCH YOU BASTARD!" One Kallen Kozuki shouted while chasing Lelouch across the ramen bar. "COME BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!"
"Lulu!" Shirley Finette shouted worriedly as she watched her not so secret crush try to escape from the fiery red headed Knightmare pilot.
Cole sighed as the chaos went on around him before looking at the 'screen' and muttering, "It's starting…"
Carnival Frenzy
Waver blearily opened his eyes before closing them again as natural light hit them. "Guh…" Waver groaned as he slowly moved his hands away from his face. "Where am I?" Waver thought as he sat up and observed his surroundings. He was apparently in a Japanese style home, and it looked like it had gone through Hell. There was confetti, streamers, broken pieces of furniture, and something that distinctly looked like whipped cream scattered across the room. "W-what happened?" Waver thought to himself as he attempted to get onto his feet, only to stumble backwards and fall on his head. "GAH!" Waver shouted as he put his hands on top of his head. It felt like a jackhammer was going off onto his head and Rider was attempting to play 'By The Way' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
At the exact same time!
"Bawk!" The squawk of a chicken echoed through the room, making Waver turn to see a black-feathered, red-eyed chicken staring back at him, slightly cocking its small head before stalking off to another part of the room.
"What is this?" Waver asked himself as he, shakily, got onto his feet and began to walk forward, being careful to not slip on the spent bullet cases on the floor. "All I remember is… the party!"
That's right! Rider had brought him to a party (more like rave, really.) that the Master of Berserker had been hosting in his house. Apparently, the Matou head had pissed off Berserker enough to warrant the Servant killing him (which explained the huge, gaping hole in the ceiling). Rather than being angry with his Servant towards his father's death, Matou Kariya had been overjoyed and had called for a one-night truce between Masters for the celebration. The church overseer had agreed to it, thanks to Kariya inviting him as well. Rider had dragged him to the party and made him chug a whole bottle of beer despite his protests, declaring that drinking alcohol was 'manly', and afterwards…
"Nothing… I can't remember anything…" Waver muttered to himself before looking down and shouting, "WHERE ARE MY PANTS!?"
Several Minutes (And One Pair Of Pants) Later:
Waver tiptoed around the seemingly abandoned manor with his anxiety going up several notches. The house was definitely about to collapse with all the damage that it had. Seriously, it looked like some brute had kept punching through every single wall!
"Hello!?" Waver called out with his eyes darting around. "Rider!? Anybody!?"
"Stop screaming!" A new voice yelled, before Matou Kariya arose from underneath a pile of sake bottles. "God, my head…" Kariya groaned as he clutched his cranium, the veins that contained his bugs reacting to his frustration.
"Finally!" Waver thought in exasperation before pointing at Kariya. "T-This was all a trick wasn't it? What did you do with Rider, and why can't I remember anything?"
"It's not a trick!" Kariya protested while rising to his feet. Thankfully he was still clad in some jeans as he scratched his head. "I can't remember anything either. All I remember is talking to Aoi-chan and…"
"Aoi?" Waver asked before pointing at Kariya's abdomen. "Is she the woman you have a tattoo of?"
Kariya looked down and saw that in plain view, right in the middle of his abdomen, was the message 'Aoi's Property' with an arrow pointing down to his….
"Did I score with Aoi last night? Fucking SWEET!" Kariya's 'little soldier' cheered out.
"WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER A THING!? DAMN IT!?" Kariya's mind wailed before Kariya shook his head to clear his thoughts.
"I don't remember getting this!" Kariya shouted in panic before pointing back at Waver. "And what is with your tattoo?"
Waver then blinked before looking at his left hand, which had the message… "15? Fifteen of what?" Waver asked while scratching his head. Suddenly, a bestial growl echoed through the manor, making Waver shake. "W-what was that?"
Kariya shrugged before limping towards the source of the noise with Waver following behind him. They then went into the Matou library to see a completely black-furred and red-eyed lion chewing on a corpse wearing a navy blue teacher's uniform, which was only worn by…
Waver's eyes widened in shock as he pointed to the corpse and stuttered out, "K-Kayneth died!"
Kariya looked at him weirdly before asking, "Who the fuck cares?"
Waver's expression turned to one of relaxation before he said, "Oh yeah." Waver then shrugged before closing the door. The two Masters then walked down the ruined hallways, being sure not to slip on any suspicious yellow liquid, before Waver suddenly asked, "What did we do last night?"
"I don't know. But…" Kariya began before his one (Still working) eye widened as he saw Berserker and one tall, strongly built man with extremely pale skin and black tribal marks on his face wearing a purple trench coat and what seemed to be pure darkness covering everything else, sitting on 'thrones' of beer bottles, each one holding a jug of the good old Captain Morgan (half-empty) with their cheeks reddened.
"S-so Ari… no wait itsh Aare…. Double A! Anyshway, he was goin' up to me an…" Berserker seemed to notice Kariya's presence and waved at them. "Yo! Thosh pricks are still gettin' it! I'm just hangin' with Nv… Nrv,,, aw fuck it, Nero!"
"I never had this much fun since Roa!" 'Nero' laughed out before taking another swig. Waver then looked at the door curiously before walking forward.
"Wait, wait! Don't...!" Kariya warned before Waver looked inside, screamed, and quickly shut it before turning around with wide, frightened eyes before barfing on the floor.
"Clean up on ishle two!" The drunken Servant laughed before Nero joined him.
Kariya shook his head in pity. It was always horrible to see those worms the first time. But… "Did he barf because Sakura-chan was in there?" "DON'T WORRY SAKURA-CHAN!" Kariya shouted as he swung open the door to the 'bug room'. "I'LL…!" As suddenly as he opened it, he then closed it before turning around and barfing with Waver. However his 'barf' also contained blood.
"O-oh God, what was that?" Waver asked shakily as what he ate last night stopped coming out of his mouth.
"Tokiomi… and… Shinji…" Kariya responded before wiping his mouth with his sleeve. While he was sickened by the display of the worms doing their… duty on the body of the man he hated with a passion, his nephew was just a step too far.
Even if he was a little prick.
"S-should we…?" Waver asked, before Kariya raised his hand to silence him.
"Not our job. As a matter of fact, let's stop talking about it immediately." Kariya said firmly before getting a weak nod from Waver. "We need to find out what happened last night. And we need to find Sakura-chan and your Servant. But first, let's find our shirts. Talking like this is fucking creepy."
Several Minutes Later:
Waver and Kariya then walked out of the Matou Manor, and felt their jaws drop at what they saw. There was toilet paper covering the house, patches of land were torn out of the yard that happened to be littered with plastic cups, and finally there was a private jet parked on the road with a red colored, spray-painted message 'DEADPOOL THE GAME: GET ALL OF MY AWESOMENESS ON…" The rest of the message was cut off at the tail of the plane, making Waver and Kariya walk over to the other side to see the rest of the message. "…IN 2013! SUCK IT WOLVERINE!"
"…What the Hell?" Both Waver and Kariya muttered at the same time before spotting none other than Archer hiding behind the front wheel of the private jet. "Arch-?"
"SH!" Archer shushed while placing two fingers in front of his mouth. "She might…" The sound of wind whistling made his eyes widen before he dived towards Waver and Kariya shouting, "GET DOWN!" He knocked the both of them down before something hit the private jet and made it explode into a humongous fireball.
"ARCHER!" A female voice shouted, making the three turn to see none other than Maiya wearing nothing but a black bra and panties holding a rocket launcher in her hands.
"N-now calm down Maiya-chan!" Archer stuttered out as he quickly got up and started to back away. "W-we were both drunk an-GHAH!" Maiya would have none of his excuses apparently, as a bullet whizzed by Archer's head. As he fled, Maiya chased after him with two Desert Eagles in her hands.
"MY BODY IS ONLY FOR KIRITSUGU YOU BASTARD!" Maiya shouted as she chased the Servant away, while Waver and Kariya shakily got up. They then looked at each other, and had the same exact thought.
"Just what the Hell happened last night?"
Several Minutes Later:
"All I remember is being forced to drink that… disgusting swill… and that is it." Waver muttered as he walked beside Kariya down the shopping district of Fuyuki. "You?"
"I remember hosting the party, talking with everyone, playing with Sakura-chan, and then talking to Aoi with something in my glass." Kariya admitted with his hands in his pockets. "I think that was around ten."
"At least we have a decent timeframe…" Waver muttered before stopping and squinting his eyes. "Is that… Lancer and Sola-Ui?"
Indeed it was. With a crowd gathered around them, Sola-Ui was hugging Lancer's face to her chest with a wide smile on her face. Nothing unusual of course. But what did stand out in this case were the two matching gold rings on their ring fingers.
"I'm so happy Lancer! This is our first day as newlyweds!" Sola-Ui cooed out while cupping Lancer's face and drawing it close to hers. "I'm going to give you a taste of what is to come tonight."
"I-I need an adult?" Lancer asked weakly, which only seemed to make Sola-Ui's smile widen.
"I am an adult. And your wife." Sola-Ui whispered out before spotting Waver and Kariya. "Oh! Velvet! Matou! So good to see you again! Thanks again for yesterday!"
"Y-You know what happened last night? Please, tell us!" Waver cried out, while Sola-Ui looked at them strangely.
"You don't remember?" Sola-Ui asked while Lancer escaped her grasp with a relieved smile on his face. When Waver and Kariya shook their heads, Sola-Ui sighed. "But Velvet, you were Lancer's best man. And Rider helped to decorate the church with Matou and little Sakura…"
"So they were with us in this…" Kariya began, looking at Sola-Ui and Lancer with a disturbed expression. "…Wedding last night?"
"Oh yes, Kotomine and Assassin insisted on them coming as witnesses." Sola-Ui confirmed while putting her hand on her chin. "I think afterwards you said something about leaving little Sakura at…"
"GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU HUSSY!" A new voice shouted before one Fujimura Taiga tackled Shinji and began to hug him with a bone-shattering (Literally, you could hear the ribs break.) grip. "He's MY hunk of man meat!"
"Please girl…" Sola-Ui growled out while turning around, completely forgetting about Waver and Kariya. "Why would Shinji want you prepubescent body when he has these?" Sola-Ui then cupped her breasts for emphasis, making Taiga blush hard with an angry expression on her face.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU OLD HAG!" Taiga declared while pointing at Sola-Ui, whose face reddened with anger.
"OLD HAG!?" Sola-Ui asked furiously, making everyone take a step back and Lancer attempt to shrink into the ground.
"We're not going to get anything else from here." Waver whispered to Kariya as the grown woman and teenage girl continued to argue like children. "Let's go and…" Suddenly, Waver was grabbed by the collar of his shirt and forced to face a beautiful woman in her late teens with short brown hair, green eyes, and c-cup breasts wearing a white shirt and brown pants. "C-can I help you mi-MRPH!" Waver was soon silenced when the woman pulled him into a long, heated kiss and shoved her tongue into Waver's mouth. After five minutes they separated with the woman giving Waver a playful smirk before walking away, leaving a stunned Waver to touch his lips. "W-what was that about?" When he received no answer, he turned around before his eyes widened as he saw Kariya on the ground with blood coming out of his mouth. "Oh no!" Waver then got onto his knees and began to shake Kariya. "Come on, wake up!"
"No, wait Jesus! I have so many questions!" Kariya suddenly shouted, light returning to his eyes before he looked around. "W-what…?"
"D-did you die?" Waver asked with wide eyes as Kariya got back up and began to walk away.
"I-It happens from time to time…" Kariya replied weakly as Waver tried to follow him. Waver was about to try and delve into the topic, before suddenly the TVs on the window of the electronic store all changed to the news.
"This just came in: the newly appointed leaders of Russia and China, Wade 'Deadpool' Wilson and Kotomine Kirei respectively, are now making their first televised appearance." The reporter said before the pictures of both Assassin and Kirei appeared on the screen. "As you may remember, these two forcibly took control of the nations single handedly and killed the former leaders. Rather than meeting scorn from the populace, the citizens of both Russia and China embraced these two and allowed them to become their new leaders. We now take you live to… one of the Taco Bells in China? I'm sorry, am I reading this right?"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Both Waver and Kariya thought in shock and horror as the camera changed to the scene of both Kirei and Assassin sitting on a fast-food booth of what was, apparently, a Taco Bell.
"Hello our loyal minions and readers of this glorified omake!" Assassin shouted while waving at the camera. "I'm so glad that TIM could FINALLY get to us in this Hangover rip off!"
"His fics would not be popular without us, so of course he would fit us in." Kirei mentioned to Assassin. "He's doing it already with Fate:Stay Away."
"Anyway, we are here to explain the new laws of our countries that shall go into effect immediately." Assassin drawled out before taking out a huge stack of papers. "All Russian citizens are to call each other 'comrade'. Citizens are to also refer to me, their leader, as 'El Presidente'."
"The mandatory religion for all citizens of China and Russia will from now on be Bea Arthur-ism. You shall receive your mandatory Golden Girls seasons and bibles in the mail." Kirei continued while looking at his own sheet. "The Naruto manga and anime is also hereby banned due to the massive amounts of bullshit Kishimoto has been putting into them."
"You brought this upon yourself Kishi! Damn you for actually making Tobi Obito!" Assassin shouted while shaking his fist to the heavens. After the outburst, he then looked at the camera again. "Anyway, minions! I order you to make 372,844 chimichangas for me! So that I may smell my glorious, glorious victory!"
"For me as well!" Kirei ordered while pointing at the camera. "May Bea Arthur be with you!" With that, the feed ended, and the camera cut back to the shocked reporter.
"D-did that just happened?" The reporter stuttered out before looking back at her notes. "A-anyway, the mysterious man who only identified himself as 'Caster' was admitted to the Fuyuki Mental Institute just a few hours ago. As many know, the man was restrained last night after running around in circles screaming, 'Ghost Naruto, leave me the… explicitly deleted… alone!'. The institute has released the statement that the man is suffering from a form of dementia, and they have found traces of cocaine in his blood stream." The reporter then looked at her watch before saying in a somewhat relieved tone, "And that is all the time we have for today! Stay tuned for the series premier of 'Mr. Ryuunosuke's Neighborhood'!"
"W-well…" Waver said weakly while looking at Kariya. "A-at least we have a lead…" Kariya could only nod before blinking in surprise as a short blue-haired, glasses-wearing nun stomped towards them and poked her finger on his chest.
"Y-you better not think of me as a loose woman!" The nun shouted while blushing furiously. "I-I expect you to take responsibility for last night! I-I want you to take me to the best curry restaurant this city has to offer! I-I'll come for you at seven, so y-you better be ready!" With that, she left with her entire skin becoming fire-truck red while Waver just looked confused.
"L-let's just get to the damn hospital…" Waver muttered while walking away with his legs shaking. Kariya then shrugged before following him.
Several Minutes Later:
"I'm glad you two have a personal connection with the patient. He has been unwilling to interact, unless it is to attack the staff." The doctor stuttered out while Waver and Kariya followed him down the halls. "Perhaps your presence will calm him down…"
Waver and Kariya looked at each other with unsure expressions on their faces. While Caster might be insane, there was a chance that he could tell them what happened last night.
Or so they hoped. If not, they were getting the Hell out of dodge.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Caster's voice shouted before a burly male nurse was thrown out of the door right in front of Waver, Kariya, and the doctor. Waver and Kariya peeked through the now opened door to see Caster, in a straight jacket, looking wildly around the padded cell while the doctor rushed in.
"Caster-san, please calm down! We brought some of your friends to see you!" The doctor pleaded, only for Caster to see Ghost Naruto appear over his right shoulder.
"I think you've finally snapped Sasuke-teme." Ghost Naruto intoned, only for Caster to glare at him.
"SHUT UP GHOST NARUTO!" Caster yelled out, only for the doctor, Kariya, and Waver to look at him weirdly.
"W-who are you talking to?" Kariya asked, making Caster focus on him.
"No, I'm not crazy! You're crazy! Especially you dobe!" Caster shouted, making Ghost Naruto grow angry, however, only he could see the apparition.
"Hey, dattebayo!" Ghost Naruto shouted in anger before the doctor rushed forward and injected a syringe into Caster.
"G-god damn it gh…" With that, Caster collapsed onto the padded floor and began to snore loudly.
The doctor then turned weakly to them before asking, "Come back in a few hours?"
Waver and Kariya slowly nodded before turning around and walked down the hallway. They were then stopped by two black-haired female nurses who were most likely twins. They smirked at Waver before walking up to him and began taking turns with kissing him. Once satisfied, they left while giggling happily.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" Waver shouted to the heavens, while wiping the lipstick from his mouth.
"What are you, gay?" Kariya asked curiously, making Waver's face redden with anger.
"N-no! I'm not! I'm just pissed that random women seem to have an interest in me, and I have no idea why!" Waver shouted while stomping his foot with indignation. "I want Rider here right now! I want to know what the Hell happened last night immediately!" With that, one of his Command Seals glowed before disappearing. And with a flash of light, Rider appeared.
It also seemed that he was just beginning to put on his pants.
"W-Waver?" Rider asked weakly as he fully drew up his pants and turned around, and Waver gaped at what he saw. Rider's face was covered in lipstick kiss marks and his neck was covered in hickies. Waver then began to notice that his body seemed to be covered in whip marks and on his chest was what appeared to be dried up candle wax. "THANK GOD YOU CAME!" Rider cried as he began to hug Waver, tears streaming down his cheeks. "I only made it to ten, man! And the last chick was into some freaky stuff! I-I couldn't escape! The mighty Kamina could not flee! I-I thought that…"
"Rider, what are you talking about? What do you mean by ten?" Waver asked, making Rider look at him weirdly.
"You don't remember? I gave you some booze so that you could loosen up like a real man. After some partying you said that you were going to take the 'freshman fifteen' to prove that you were even manlier than me. I took your challenge and…" Rider then shook his head to dispel some memories that he would rather not remember before noticing the tattoo that was on Waver's left hand. "N-No way… you did it?"
"Freshman fifteen…" Kariya muttered before realization appeared in his eyes, followed by a full-bodied blush. He knew what the freshman fifteen challenge was. It more or less constituted as sleeping with fifteen freshman girls in one night.
It also seemed that Waver knew of the challenge, because he soon shared Kariya's blush. "Y-you mean I…?"
"YES!" Both Waver's mind and his 'little soldier' cheered at the same time.
"NOOOO!" Kariya's mind and 'little soldier' wailed in synch.
"Please, what else happened last night? Do you know where Sakura-chan is? Tell us Rider!" Kariya shouted, only for Rider to shake his head.
"Sorry, left to try and complete that manly challenge afterwards. Couldn't tell you even if I wanted to." Rider told both Waver and Kariya, who sighed in response.
"There's still one place we haven't looked!" Waver declared, making Kariya and Rider look at him.
A Few Minutes Later (Einzbern Manor):
"…Somehow, this idea sounded better in my head…" Waver muttered as he, Rider, and Kariya stood outside of the front door of the massive manor. They had arrived via taxi, and had been greeted by the driver named 'Eddie' who called them 'You crazy mother fuckers!'. After an awkward drive, they had gotten to their destination. Waver then took a deep breath before knocking two times on the door. Gunshots then rang out and went through the door, miraculously missing the two Masters and Servant as they dove to the side. When the gunfire stopped, the door collapsed to reveal Kiritsugu, clad in a pair of black boxers, smoking a cigarette while holding a Tommy Gun in his hands.
"No honey!" Irisviel, clad in a white nightgown, chided while snatching the gun from Kiritsugu's hands and waving her index finger at him like he was a small child. "What have I told you about greeting people at the door like that?" She then turned to the shivering form of Waver, Kariya coughing out blood, and Rider who was grinning like a mad man. "I'm so sorry, you all must be cold. Come in!"
Slowly, the three of them walked into the house and sat in the massive living room's couches. Irisviel smiled happily at them while Kiritsugu kept eying Waver and Kariya with his hand looking like it was gripping an imaginary gun. "Now then, what can I do for you three?"
"Can you please tell us what happened last night?" Waver blurted out, making Irisviel look at him with a confused expression on her face. "W-we don't remember anything at all!"
"Oh…" Irisviel before light dawned onto her eyes. "Oh! Of course I can tell you!"
"Finally!" Kariya declared before he and Waver leaned forward with eager expressions on their faces.
"Well, I remember that Rider gave you a drink as soon as you walked in. It seemed that you were a lightweight, because you acted like a happy drunk for the rest of the night. You kept taking different woman for the rest of the night and bringing them to one room, saying something about 'being manly' and 'freshman fifteen'. But I think one of the girls you brought over was that immortal girl from the Burial Agency…"
"Heh, man! You truly are manly enough to be part of Team Dai-Gurren Waver! You are just one step closer to being as manly as me!" Rider cheered out while Waver held a horrified expression on his face.
"As for you Matou, I remember you talking to Tohsaka's wife while Sola-Ui was trying to bring over a drink to Lancer that had a blue pill at the bottom of it. You took it instead, and started acting really weird. I think that Tohsaka's wife took some too, because she was acting really loose. I was a bit tipsy at that point, so I had Kiritsugu bring us home. We would have brought Maiya-san, but she seemed to be having fun with Archer…" An evil smirk then spread on Irisviel's face, unnoticed to all. "After that, we had hot dirty sex all night lo-!"
"TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" Both Waver and Kariya cried out while Irisviel pouted.
"Well, before I left I heard one of you saying something about going with Kotomine Kirei, Assassin, Sola-Ui, Lancer, and little Sakura to a wedding." Irisviel mentioned, making Kariya's eyes light up.
"D-do you know where Sakura-chan is?" Kariya asked, making Irisviel scrunch up her brow in thought before beaming at them.
"Oh yes! You left her here last night because you were going on a trip! She's upstairs with that little boy Saber brought home…" Irisviel declared, making Kariya instantly get up and run up the staircase in speeds that shouldn't be allowed for a man who had one leg dead. Waver and Rider ran up behind him.
"Don't worry Sakura-chan! I'm…!" Kariya yelled as he swung open the door, only to gape at what he saw.
Saber was on the edge of a huge bed hugging some sheets to mostly cover her naked form with a huge blush all over her body and some blood dribbling down her nose.
A young eight-year-old boy red haired boy, who was thankfully still fully clothed, was looking at Saber with fear in his eyes.
And finally little Sakura was sitting on a small stool with a small notepad and pencil in her hands.
Sakura slowly turned to Kariya and looked blankly at him before giving a small nod to acknowledge his presence. However, in Kariya's mind this registered as Sakura looking sad with small tears coming out of the corners of her eyes with sparkles forming around her before saying in a cutesy voice, "Mou, I'm sorwy I made you worry Kariya-tousan. I was so scared without you…"
"It's okay Sakura-chan~!" Kariya sung out happily as he waved at her while Waver and Rider looked at him weirdly.
"W-what are you doing here?" Saber gasped out, finally noticing their presence and attempting to cover herself. "G-get out!"
"Can I go back to my mom?" The young boy asked in a scared tone, making Saber whip her head towards his direction before cupping his face.
"No! Listen to me Shirou, you are here so that you can become a splendid young man! A well built, nice, young, polite, young man who can cook delicious meals on a whim…" Saber gasped out as her eyes began to go blank, her face turned completely red, and blood began to drip out of her nose.
Suddenly, the two objects crashed through the windows, scattering glass everywhere. The six looked to see two SWAT members pointing their guns at them. "FREEZE! Step away from the kid you…!"
"Holy shit! He's got a fucking M-16!" Another voice shouted from downstairs before gunfire echoed through the air.
"You'll never take us alive you pigs!" Irisviel's voice shouted before the two SWAT members left the room. Waver and Kariya looked at each other before coming to an agreement.
It was time to bail!
A Few Seconds Later:
"Hah! Now that was something huh?" Rider laughed as he steered the antique car down the road leading out of the Einzbern forest. Sakura had lead them to the Einzbern Manor's garage, which contained several different styles of cars and motorcycles. Rider had instantly taken the wheel while Waver had taken a shotgun and Kariya and Sakura had sat in the back. They had somehow been able to escape the intense shootout between the SWAT team and Kiritsugu and his wife.
"'Something' is not how I would best describe this Rider…" Waver muttered while crossing his arms. "Let's just go home and never talk about this again."
Suddenly, Sakura then revealed a camera from out of nowhere surprising both Waver and Kariya. "D-does this have photos from last night?" Waver asked nervously, only to receive a slight nod of her head.
What Kariya saw, however, was completely different. "Mou, I just want to help you Kariya-tousan. Did I do good?"
"You sure did Sakura-chan~!" Kariya sung out before taking the camera from her hand.
"With this, we will finally know what we did last night!" Waver then leaned back to see the camera screen as well while Rider glanced at it from the corner of his eye. Even Sakura leaned on Kariya to take a look. Kariya then turned the camera on, before his face slowly morphed to one of shock and horror. "Oh…"
"What!?" Waver shrieked as he saw the photo of him having sex with the blue-haired nun from earlier on the bar counter. Kariya then changed the photo to one that showed him snorting a white powder off of a partially naked Aoi's belly.
"Hah! Priceless!" Rider laughed out while Kariya and Waver's faces kept morphing through various emotions as they saw the events from last night in photo form.
And there were still ninety nine more to go through!
To Be Continued…
Omake- Seihai-kun!
"WAAAAHHH!" Saber cried out as she rushed into Seihai-kun's room and cried at its feet. "SEIHAI-KUN!"
"What's wrong Saber-kun?" Seihai-kun asked as its corrupted purpled-colored contents kept dripping from its 'mouth' onto the floor.
"TIM is so unfair whenever I battle the other Servants!" Saber cried out while flailing her arms around. "I try as hard as I can to be the best Servant around, but I keep getting defeated easily by the others! I now even have a TV Trope saying that I have The Worf Effect!" With that, Saber continued to sob on the ground while Seihai-kun looked on.
"Mou, you are so pathetic Saber-kun…" Seihai-kun chided before dropping a kitchen knife onto the floor.
Anti-Worf Effect Kit!
"…Huh?" Saber asked in confusion as Seihai-kun leaned down towards her.
"Use this to make TIM make your fights fair." Seihai-kun whispered while Saber looked at the knife with horror. "Or better yet, use it as the Update Motivator Kit to make him create the next chapter of Fate:Stay Away already."
Note- Yo everybody! It's TIM here hoping that everyone enjoyed the latest carnival! This idea was partially inspired by The Hangover, and discussed with my beta-reader Sir Godot. Thanks for looking over this once again man.
Anyway, I would like to inform everyone here that the author CleverPervertedPriest has made a story inspired by Fate:Zero Sense. It is titled Fate Level Zero which has all the characters but Saber replaced by video game characters. Who are they? Well, you will have to read it to find out. I would also like to remind everyone to read Agitated Animator's The Artist and The Faker, which was inspired by my challenge on my profile. Check out his story and check out my challenges to see which one interests you. PM me if you want to try one out.
Also, check out Fate:Zero Sense's TV Tropes page. Add any trope that you would like and fits into the stories with reason. I eagerly await to see if any tropes for Carnival Frenzy will go on…
Also remember, you can suggest some crazy hijinks for the characters to go through in this carnival. Leave them in a review or simply PM me.
Speaking of reviews, do not forget to put one down right now since it helps my muse. More reviews means more motivation to update! So get reviewing!
…Please?
