"The kids need education

And the streets are never clean

I've seen a certain disposition, prevailing in the wind"- Jamiroquai

"Eminem. Nice you meet you again" Shinji was confident.

"this time I'll whoop you in a rap batytle"

Eminem look over at him, eyes narrowed, his palms weren't sweaty, and his spaghetti was in his stomach.

"let's go, fag boy"

Shinji grabbed a mic from mid air, even if it was outside of Nerv HQ

"I hear you're pretty talented, and your verses are dope. But when it comes to rapping, I'm the greatest of all time. You can't defeat me, my beats are simply too tight."

Eminem laughed, and started rapping.

"my talent is nothing to scoff, you have a parent not tough, just a scuff on my shoe, so lemme clue you in, your Misato? I blew her back in, ass running back and forth, while my dick was like a bullet train, so keep going north, I'll freeze you out, you sleeze, so start to doubt your skill, cause you a sitting shark waiting to get bit for the kill, lip me or try to diss, you'll get a fist, and no boo boo kiss for you, so who are you messing with? me, and I'm trashing you."

"Your skills ain't real when your rhymes are just filled with filth. My rhymes are like my EVAs, they go hard into battle and rip you to bits."

"filth? you pilfer yours off a corpse, so lemme signal in morse, your defeat, cause I am the racer in this course, you can't pace to me, your rhymes simple, so wipe that dimple off, and I can double your skill, nill to triple three, I am the winner, not just somebody"

Shinji was demolished, Eminem had defeated him in verbal combat, he slumped down with the unconsious Maya, Eminem grinned, he knew Shinji was on the ropes, and it was time to finish him off.

"you just a joke, stoked by fake fires, and poisoned by burning tires, the learning channel desires you, why? Cause you cry for a mother, how many? two, one passed and the other is a hoe through and through, you got a boner raging? I do to, except I flew into her, like the government came to concur that I am a threat to society, but I ain't a liar, just a storyteller with some pillars, so lemme yank your balls off, hang them from the loft, and bang your momma while you eat from a trough, you little horse fed faggot, nothing but a maggot, squished and stagnant."

Shinji was shocked.

"this Eminem guy is ruthless"

suddenly the rap battle ended, and Shinji was blasted all the way to the 4th dimension.