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Old blues music filled the air of the bar as Cole downed another glass of beer with his eyes closed; gasping out in relief once he finished and set it down on the countertop. Lupin was currently messing around with the juke box, whistling to himself as Naruto worked behind the bar counter,

"So... does this happen... often?" Naruto asked as he wiped another glass, one of his eyebrows raised.

Cole opened his eyes to reveal them to be blood red, and as he opened his mouth, his top two incisors revealed themselves to be fangs.

"Eh, from time to time." Cole responded with a shrug. "It'll wear off by the end of tonight."

"Don't you have to kill the head vampire though?" Lupin asked, turning his head over to look at the two. "That's how the legend goes, right?"

"Been there, done that." Cole informed Lupin. "Still happens anyways. Every fucking 31st. It's like God's messing with me."

The front door then suddenly swung open, revealing Lelouch in his school uniform, but with the bottom of his shirt drenched in a red liquid and a handgun in his right hand. Sighing he walked to bar and sat on one of the stools. "Uzuma-" He didn't even finish before a glass of water slid right in front of him. "Thanks." Picking up the glass, he began gulping it down as Lupin walked away from the jukebox and sat right next to him.

"So... what's the story about this?" Lupin asked, motioning to the gun in Lelouch's hand.

Lelouch set down the glass and said calmly, "Zombie Apocalypse."

That made Lupin and the others blink in surprise. "Huh?"

The door and windows burst open, revealing numerous zombies of different states of decay, limblessness and spinelessness, moaning and groaning. They then began shuffling towards the four.

As if on cue, the stereos in the bar began playing Thriller.

"This is not how I wanted to spend my Halloween!" Cole shouted as red lighting flashed over his arms. Naruto's Fullbring sword appeared in his hands as he jumped over the bar counter and Lelouch reloaded his handgun. As Lupin got an automatic rifle from under the counter, he looked to the 'camera' and smirked.

"It's..." A zombie groaned as it shuffled behind Lupin, only for the thief to shoot it right in the face without even looking. "...Starting!"

Carnival Frenzy

"Come on Waver! It's almost time!" Rider cried out towards the top of the stairs. However, he was no longer wearing his normal outfit. Instead, he was wearing an orange leather jacket with silver straps closing it to its right. On the back of the jacket was the logo of a pill half blue and half white. His sleeves were rolled up and he was wearing orange gloves over his hands. His pants were made out of the same material of his jacket, but a lighter shade of orange while his boots were a dark orange.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Waver shouted back before the door to his room swung open. Waver was now dressed in a dark blue suit and a yellow undershirt. A loose black tie hung around his neck and the sleeves of his jacket were slightly rolled up. His pants were also a dark blue, as were his shoes, which looked slightly big at the ends. The biggest change however was his hair. It was now pooled up in a way reminiscent of an afro. "You won't believe how hard it is to get my hair like this. I had to use way more products than usual..."

"Don't know why you would keep your hear so long in the first place." Rider pointed out with a raised eyebrow. "Doesn't combing that thing become a pain in the ass?"

"What did you say about my hair?" Waver asked in a low, threatening voice that surprised Rider. A mysterious dark aura radiated from Waver's body as that happened, one that made even the normally confident Rider slightly anxious.

"N-Nothing! I said nothing about your hair! I was just wondering why you'd comb it up like that instead of just cutting it short." Rider half-asked quickly, making the dark aura suddenly disappear.

"Well, the reason why I don't is that..."

"Husband!" Cristina then suddenly appeared and glomped Waver before he could finish his sentence. She was dressed in a rather revealing outfit with yellow hot pants, a red sweatshirt that hung limply from her arms, and a matching top that accentuating her bust. Waver could not help but blush as the two globes pressed against his back. "Why must God be so cruel? Why can't I be with you on this fine night?"

"It's because Ayako's parents are with her at a party." Waver answered. "Something about 'protecting their little princess from the claws of some horny little piece of sh-."

"Ah crap!" Rider shouted, looking at the phone he had taken from his pocket. "We're going to be late!"

"What are you talking about?" Waver asked, wheeling around to look at his Servant. "We're still an hour before the deadline!"

"I know that, but check this out!" Rider then showed Waver his phone, which had one simple message on it.

"FS candy bars run out in 30 mins! There would be more, but wii 4got 2 gt thm. Yolo, LOL- Kirei & Deadpool"

"What the hell does Yolo even mean?" Waver asked himself briefly before shaking his head and declaring, "There's no time to lose! There's only one night where a man can get free candy no matter his age, and tonight is that night!"

"It's always been man's desire to achieve without loss!" Rider began, his hot blood beginning to reach its boiling point. "And as men, no, as members of Team Dai-Gurren we need to go!"

"I'll see you later!" Waver shouted to his wife, breaking from her grip and running out the door with his Servant. "Let's go get our candy!"

Cristina sighed as the door slammed shut behind the two. It was too bad. She had been hoping that she would be able to do a little bit of that 'role-playing' with her husband.

Oh well, at least she could now write down her fantasies in all their gloriously perverted details, with Rider joining in...


With Rider And Waver:

"Okay, so the plan is that we head to the church first, then we do the other houses." Waver recited as he and Rider continued to walk down the street, passing by various other adults and children in costumes ranging from classics like Frankenstein's Monster and Dracula to more modern horror examples like Jason Vorhees and Michael Myers. "Urban area comes last, because they always give away the little pieces of candy instead of the good stuff."

"Sounds about right." Rider agreed with a nod. "And at the rate we're going at, we should get to the church in ten minutes."

"Oh? You guys are heading over to the church as well?" The two looked to their side and saw both Archer and Rin in costume. Archer was wearing a big, fluffy blue cat costume that had some sort of green bag tied over its left shoulder and big, cartoonish eyes with Archer's head in the thing's 'mouth'. Rin meanwhile was wearing what could best be described as purple and grey combat gear, complete with two combat boots and black gloves. On top of Rin's head was a purple wig which reached to her shoulders, a black bandanna 'mask' covered her eyes, and two fake swords were strapped to her back.

"That stupid priest!" Rin huffed out, glaring beneath her makeshift 'mask'. "Why would he reduce the time by that much? Hardly anyone should have come! It isn't even dark out!"

Indeed, while the sun was setting in the distance it was not in fact dark yet.

"Probably explains why hardly anyone is out yet..." Waver reasoned to himself. "So what exactly is your plan?"

"Whelp, after the church we're heading to the grocery store..."

"Which is a total waste of time!" Rin brought up, making Archer sulk.

"But Rin~! They have pumpkin flavored milk~!" Archer whined out, making the Master and Servant pair snicker a bit.

"By the way Velvet," Rin began, turning around to look at him. "What happened to your ha-."

"HAPPY!"

"Huh!?" Archer shouted before he was knocked to the ground. "BWAH!?"

"It's so good to see you!" Caster shouted happily as she pressed Archer's face against her own. The former girl in knight's armor was now wearing what looked like a witch's costume, big pointy hat and all, except she wore a pair of black short shorts and a top that barely hid her impressive bust. "Finally, my comrades have come! Quick Happy, bring us to the others from Fairy Tail!"

"A-Aye?" Archer asked, briefly questioning the sanity of the other Servant.

"You say it just as I remember!" Caster cooed, hugging the Servant even more than before.

"W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" Rin shouted out, going behind the Servant and grabbing her under her arms in an attempt to pull the woman back. "GET OFF HIM!"

Waver sighed before turning around and seeing Rider in front of Souichirou, who was wearing a black suit with a blue undershirt and a purple tie without his glasses on. In his hands was what Waver hoped to be a fake sniper rifle.

"..." The two stared at each other for several minutes, not speaking a word to each other before Rider brought out his right hand and gave the man a thumbs up.

"What the hell was that all about?" Waver asked himself before shaking his head."Forget it. Rider! Let's get going!"

"Huh? Oh right!" Rider declared before beginning to walk with Waver past the four. "See you guys around!"

"Come on! Don't leave me like this! Help~!" Archer shouted, his bones beginning to creak from Caster's iron grip on him.

"Is it really okay that we left him like that?" Rider asked Waver as they continued to walk down the sidewalk. "I mean, he looked like he was getting hurt pretty badly."

"Well, there are some battles a man has to face alone, don't you agree?" Waver lied to his Servant. "Besides, we have to get to the church in less than twenty minutes or we'll miss out on getting full-sized bars!"

"He will be remembered. We'll get those bars for Archer's sake." Rider nodded to himself, leaving Archer to his fate. "Alright then, let's just keep on join-"

"I'm telling you Bazett, your ritual just won't work!"

The two stopped once again to look and saw a crowd in the middle of the street. Curiosity got the better of the two and they moved towards it, only to see Bazett in a skintight, dark ultramarine bodysuit with silver shoulder protectors and standing on top of a circle that consisted of various demonic symbols. In the center of it was a blood red spear and outside the circle, with a hand in his face, was an exasperated Avenger. He wore a dark grey body suit with various pouches on his abdomen, legs, and arms. A black eye patch covered his eye and on his head was a dark grey bandanna.

"Nonsense! With this, my Hound of Ulster will finally come to me!" Bazett shouted with a crackling laugh.

"You're mental Bazett! Only an idiot tries a demonic ritual to make a deal with the devil! It will never work!" Avenger argued, trying to have his Master see reason.

"Don't you think she needs some help?" Rider whispered to Waver, who just shrugged.

"Probably. The professional kind I'd wager."

Bazett then took out a black book that had weird grey skin and a face carved into it before chanting, "Klaatu! Barada! Nikto! Takeli-Li! Kalea! Metal rock! Sex! Microsoft Zune! Boston Red Sox! Sonic Unleashed! E.T the Video Game! Rick Ro-!"

In a burst of red energy, a being with red skin wearing a black business suit with horns on his head appeared before them and asked in a nonchalant voice, "'Sup?"

Bazett, and everyone else, gaped at the devil with opening and closing mouths before he raised his hand. "No need to tell me. I'll do it. Just need a sacrifice or two..." He then noticed one Kayneth Archibald and Shinji Matou. "You guys'll do nicely!" Several demonic hands then burst out of the ground and grabbed onto the two men's legs.

"OH GOD NO!" Kayneth cried out as Shinji screamed in mortal terror before both were dragged underground.

"Kayneth just died!" The entire crowd shouted.

"Who the fuck cares?" Bazett asked, a grin forming on her face as the devil handed her a stack of computer papers labeled 'Contract'.

"What the hell is wrong with you people!?" Avenger shouted in panic as he pointed to the demon. "The devil is right there! And Shinji died too!"

"Eh." Waver shrugged, not really seeing the death as much of a loss before glancing down at his watch. "Oh crap! We only have fifteen minutes before the candy is gone!"

"What are we staying here for then? Let's go!" Rider shouted before the two ran away from the crowd, ignoring Avenger trying desperately to have Bazett not sign a contract made specifically by the devil.

"Just what is up with the town today?" Waver shouted out in confusion. "I know it's Halloween, but this is ridiculous!"

"Who cares?" Rider shouted back, speeding ahead of Waver by several feet. "We're still making good time! It's only a few blocks away!"

"Alright then..." Waver then suddenly stopped running and shouted, "THE HELL IS THAT!?"

Rider stopped as well and looked up. On top of a building, with the moonlight shining brightly behind it, was someone in a black costume with the symbol of a bat on his chest and a cape fluttering in the wind. A cowl covered his head, and two pointy 'ears' were sticking out from both sides.

"That is Shirou Emiya."

"WHOAH!" Both Rider and Waver shouted at the same time as they jumped a bit in surprise when they noticed Lancer behind them. She was wearing a black sailor uniform with her shirt having its top cropped off to bare her midriff, her sleeves rolled up, and a skirt held up by three straps on her shirt. She also wore a ribbon underneath her collar with the area underneath her left collar that looked like an eye while the right area had an x. "When did you get here?"

"Emiya has been acting strangely for several hours now." Lancer continued, not answering Waver's question. "He kept trying to dismantle the grandfather clock in his residence before going off on his own. We only found him just now."

"I am vengeance..." Shirou began in a dark, gravelly voice. "I am the night...!"

"No, no way..." Waver thought, groaning in sympathy for Shirou.

"I! AM! BATMAN!"

"Shirou, stop this now!" Saber shouted as she appeared on the roof behind him. She was wearing a blue bodysuit with two gloves, belt and boots with a yellow circle in the center of her chest that had two 'M's stacked on top of each other. "You are not Batman! You will only hurt and embarrass yourself if you continue this foolishness!"

"Go back to your own world, Miracleman! Fuyuki City is under my protection!" Shirou stated coldly as he crossed his arms, but Waver could not help but notice that he was swaying from side to side a bit.

"Is he drugged?" Waver asked himself in confusion.


At The Fuyuki Church:

Kirei swirled a glass of wine in his clawed right hand, wearing a red and green striped sweatshirt as Wade sat opposite to him, wearing more or less his old costume but now with silver armbands.

"Who knew it would be so easy to sneak into Emiya's home and drug him in his sleep?" Kirei asked rhetorically while Wade lifted his mask and took a bite out of a Milky Way bar.

"Who knew that TIM would waste a couple of minutes writing this half-hearted explanation to the whole thing?" Deadpool asked back with a grin forming on his face.


Back to the 'Story':

"T-then why don't you come with me 'Batman'?" Luvia asked nervously, dressed in a skintight leather costume that had two catlike 'ears' on top of her head, goggles over her eyes, and a whip on her lip. "I-I can, I can give you the most purrfect chase!"

"God, that must be embarrassing..." Everyone collectively thought for Luvia.

"Catwoman!" Shirou shouted as he turned to face her. "You won't be getting away from me again!"

"EEK!" Luvia squeaked as she began running away as fast as she could, with Shirou following right behind her. Normally, she would be thrilled with the aspect of Shirou chasing after her.

Just not while he was drugged into believing he was a psychotic vigilante.

"I can't believe that hussy!" Rider looked to his side to see Sakura. The girl was wearing a pink wig and a schoolgirl uniform that had several blood spots over it and holding an axe that was also covered in (what the Servant hoped to be) fake blood. "How can she pull the moves on Sempai with that outfit? I'll make her pay. I'll..."

"C-calm down Sakura!" Tsubaki shouted while waving her arms in panic next to the girl. She was wearing a purple and white jacket, a headband that hung from her neck, baggy blue pants with white bandages wrapped across her right thigh, and strange combat sandals. "There's no need to get angry!"

"ALL RIGHT ALL OF YOU, LISTEN UP!" Everyone then looked up to the building Shirou was previously on. Assassin, dressed in an orange and black tracksuit, a headband similar to Tsubaki's across his forehead, and the same sandals as his partner, was posing for everyone to see. "Ignore the last guy! He's all talk and no action! I on the other hand am a real man! I'm a real star who'll-!"

"AH, SHUT UP!" A person in the crowd shouted before throwing a beer can directly onto Assassin's head.

"Mou, this is bad." A cold, mechanical voice stated. Its owner was quickly identified when Illyasviel walked out from the crowd, wearing a miniature Darth Vader costume with Berserker following her, wearing a red and blue costume that had a spider on the center of his chest. "I was hoping to have Onii-chan join the dark side..."

"What's the point? Halloween is just more justification for consumerism." Berserker bemoaned out, his brown hair waving in the wind. "As we celebrate, suffering is happening worldwide. As we eat candy others starve. The world is hopeless, it's full of des-"

Illyasviel then whacked Berserker over the head with her miniature red lightsaber, making Berserker's eyes glow before he put on the red mask with white 'eyes' on them and posed.

"Yosh! As Spider-Man, I will make sure that Lady Illyasviel receives all the candy she can eat! All the while making sure she eats a reasonable amount tonight! After all, with great candy comes great RESPONSIBLITLY!"

"Oh! My! God!" Waver shouted as he checked back onto his watch. "We only have three minutes left!"

"There's only one thing we can do now!" Rider then brought his head up and shouted, "LAGANN!" The robot then suddenly burst out of the ground, making both Rider and Waver fall right into the cockpit.

"Maybe we should try and make sure this'll be safe...?" Waver asked tentatively.

"THERE'S NO TIME!" With that Lagann flew into the air and headed straight toward the church at Mach 5 speed. Waver's skin felt as if it was being pulled back and he could not even hear his own screaming. The mecha did not even stop as it crashed onto the front entrance of the church.

"Ugh..." Waver moaned out as he crawled out from the mecha. "Next time, I'm just taking a shortcut instead of the long way from the beginning."

"Um, you okay?"

Waver looked up to see Shinji with his hair spiked back and wearing a red cape, a sleeveless white shirt tucked into black pants, and boots.

"You..."

"Huh?" Shinji looked to Rider, who was glaring at him with his hands forming into fists. "Uh, you okay?"

Rider did not answer. Instead, flashes of a movie went through his brain. A struggle between two friends turned enemies. An utterly MANLY movie that had AWESOME action on every single second. Before he realized what he was doing, he was running towards Shinji screaming "TETSUOOO!"

"Wha-?" Began Shinji, before he was socked in the face by Rider. The two then engaged in an AWESOME and EPIC fist fight was Waver got up and limped to the door of the church and knocked. The door then opened to reveal Kirei holding a bowl containing several different candy bars.

"..." After a moment of silence, Waver just extended his hand and asked, "Trick or Treat...?"

"Well congratulations!" Kirei announced with a pleased smile. "You made it here despite all the trials and tribulations this story has given you!"

"Surprising, since you were the author's pet of Zero Sense." Wade added his own two cents into the conversation."Woulda though either Shirou or maybe Sakura would be put through this ringer."

"Well, who are we to question a plot that makes very little sense and is generic as they come?" Kirei asked before looking back to Waver. "Well go head, choose one! You made it here just a minute before the time limit was up!"

Waver smiled gratefully. Finally, this crazy adventure would come to an end. He looked down to see his choices and saw...

"These are all expired!" Waver accused, holding a Three Musketeers bar up, which sagged in his hand. "They expired three years ago! And they're melted!"

"Well of course! Do you even know how expensive candy bars are? I got these for free!" Kirei then laughed cruelly. "Well Velvet? Are you going to take your reward?"

Waver said nothing. His hands shook in rage. This was it? This is what he and Rider had been rushing for? For these assholes to just give them crappy candy for shits and giggles?

"FUCK THAT!"

Waver then socked Kirei in the mouth and tackled him into the church. As the sounds of battle and destruction came from both them and Rider fighting Shinji, Wade just sighed and said happily to the 'camera' one thing:

"Don't you just love the holidays?"

Happy Halloween!

Omake: Seihai-Kun!

"Seihai-Kun! Seihai-Kun!" Lupin shouted as he calmly walked through the door into the room, a trouble expression on his usually cocky face.

"What's wrong Lupin-kun?" Seihai-kun asked curiously, while Lupin just shrugged.

"TIM is taking too long to update JaUT. He's so busy with college and will not update it until he updates Fate Stay Away!" Lupin then let out a sigh. "I want your advice on this Seihai-kun."

"Mou, you're so pathetic Lupin-kun..." Seihai-kun chided before a knife dropped onto the floor.

Update Priority Reminder Kit!

Lupin only blinked once before looking back at Seihai-kun who whispered, "Just kill the cast, that way there won't be a story to update."

Lupin smirked and shook his head. "Nah, I have more style than that." Lupin then turned around and walked out the door, passing by a despairing Caster, a weeping Sakura, a depressed Saber, a troubled looking Luvia, and finally a worried Shirou. "It's all yours."

Note: Hey all! It's TIM here with this little treat for Halloween! It's in fact betaed by both Sir Godot and Kiiam, who are just as busy as I am with college and were able to find enough time to check this thing over. Thanks guys.

Now it's going to take a while for both Stay Away and JaUT to be updated due to college. I only managed this because I had some free time and thought that this would be a nice treat for you all and a reminder that I'm still alive.

So lots of costumes! Some of them mentioned, and some of them are not! Guess which is which and you get a cookie! Find the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure shout-out and you get TWO!

Also, the new show Kill la Kill, The Walking Dead Season 4, and Agents of SHIELD aren't helping me find some free time to do Stay Away.

Anyway, I hope you liked this chapter. I hope you laughed a bit, because even I can tell that I'm a bit rusty with humor. Remember that your support means a lot.

So please, review.