Charles Pictus had a satisfying day. Everyone under his hand did their job marvelously, breakthroughs here, new crucial evidences and proofs there, it was a dream for a mammal like him. Funny thing is, that he was the most proud of his newest team, who haven't even gotten a case yet. Bogo wasn't kidding when he claimed them being his best team. Small they may be, but somehow, criminals fall to their knees before them. He admitted, that he was a little bit sceptical of them, but it seems that they are full of surprises. And the fact that they managed to arrest 35 criminals of all kind, breaking their own records over and over again in just a morning… it really did wonders in ensuring him that they are hell of a team.
He looked at the clock and saw that it was 11:50. He would be given full command over the trio, but he doesn't plan to assign them a case, yet. He wants to see their fighting skills. He wanted to see why the bunny of all mammals was the queen of the precinct in wrestling, he wanted to see if the fox could use his hustling skills in combat and he wanted to see whether the wolf has some hidden skills in his pockets. He expected all of them to be true, so he reserved the Precinct's gym for an hour or so. He even invited Bogo, who seemed to be very thrilled about something, but he did agree, so it's alright. Weird, but alright.
His train of thoughts were interrupted by loud laughing and the precincts door opening. He looked over and saw his new favourite trio coming towards him, looking very happy. He decided to listen to what they were laughing about this much.
''And since then, Justin Beaver is an honorable part of the Wolford family, unbeknownst to him or my mother!" exclaimed Aaron, making his partners giggle uncontrollably.
''You weren't joking when you said that what we heard was nothing compared to their usual behaviour. Your sisters are sooo cliché, it's just funny." Commented Judy, getting agreeing chuckles.
After they meet up with Finnick, they still had an hour of patrolling, which they used up the best way they could: Catch criminals and make the world a better place, step by step. Judy was satisfied with their efficiency, with the constant culprit chasing and the excitement it came with, and the fact that her friends could entertain her if she started to get bored.
In that hour, Aaron got a Muzzle Time request from one of his sisters, Victoria. He quickly told Nick to scoop out of the camera view, which the fox questioned first, but after seeing the sly smile on his mate's muzzle, he did as requested. Turns out, the three she-wolves were together, and oh boy were they frantic. They told Aaron that they heard everything from Rufus, and after the initial brain shock they received, they immediately called him. Aaron confirmed everything his brother said, and he had to lower his phone's volume so they won't go deaf of the loud scream the three she-wolves produced in their celebrating. Saying that they were supportive of him was the understatement of the day.
But Aaron was not finished. After he got his sisters' attention back, he positioned the phone so they could see Judy and Nick too. All three she-wolves fainted, and so Aaron had to end the call, but even Judy couldn't handle her laughter, and let's not talk about Nick.
Since then, Aaron was telling them stories of his sisters' doings, which turns out, are pretty crazy. Kidnapping celebrities, sneaking into backstages, yada-yada. They were the literal immammalisation of the word 'fangirl'.
Back to the present, Charles decided that he will make his precence known.
''Ah! Would you look at that, my new favourite trio!" exclaimed cheerfully Charles walking towards them. The three animals smiled at him.
''Deputy Chocolate Cake!" cheered Nick
''Chocolate Pudding!" cheered Aaron aswell.
Judy lost from her smile a bit upon hearing the nicknames they got for Charlie. She knew that the painted dog was much cooler and calmer than Bogo, and he did allow them that much unprofessionalism, but it still worried her that they would go too far.
That's what she thought, until she saw Charlie's smile grow upon hearing the petnames. She had to restrain her eyes widening.
No, that can't be. No one besides them could be insane enough to like those names. And no, I don't like 'Carrots' or 'Fluff'…I just „tolerate" them enough to not care.
''It's good to see you too buddy. So, what do you have for us?" asked Nick while rubbing his hands together. Charlie started walking towards the the locker rooms, the three detectives following him in the meant time. Well, it was more like the two canines following him, Judy immediately run next to the painted dog and was walking a tad bit closer than normal, much to the canines' (and by that, all three of them) amusement.
''Today I was planning to see how well you can handle yourself in paw-to-paw command. Don't worry, I you will get a new case soon, but I was thinking how about you try to impress me first?" explained Charlie. He looked back and saw the wolf smile very smugly upon hearing that. Charlie's curiosity has been awaken.
So he does have something to hide… This should be interesting.
''YES!" shouted Judy excitedly.
''Oh god…..That's gonna be bad… out of all the things in this world, and it's gotta be the only thing Carrots can tease me with." Complained Nick.
''It's not the only thing I can tease you with?… Hm, remember Betsy?" said Judy in a smug tone. Nick's eyes widened in horror.
''Noooo….Please don't…." pleaded Nick.
''Who's Betsy?" asked Aaron and Charlie in unison. Judy opened her mouth, but he found a crimson red paw on it.
''NOBODY!" shouted Nick glaring daggers at the bunny.
They arrived at the locker rooms, Aaron and Nick stepped into the male one, and Judy into the female one.
The male locker was empty, since every officer was either a night-shifter, or out patrolling and solving cases, so Aaron and Nick were alone. They were happy for some alone time finally, although both would like a little bit more time for some more interesting activities, but who does not appreciate a bit, does not deserve a much.
They got to their respective lockers, and were silent. Nick didn't know what was the reason for the sudden tension in the air. He could sense that there is something wrong with his wolf, and he did not like it a bit. So, before the wolf could open the locker he felt a paw in his tight. The Lupine looked at him curiously but Nick could see it in his eyes that there was something in his mind.
''What's up Wolfie?" asked Nick worriedly. The wolf sighed and kneeled down to his level.
''There is… I-I have never really shown my paw-to-paw skills since I joined the force." admitted Aaron.
''But… How? We have yearly physical skill test or something, no? You didn't participate in any of them?" asked Nick tilting his head in confusion.
''No I didn't…. I made a deal with the Chief. When I asked him to let me skip the skill test he disagreed, but after I told him about my 'condition'… or rather proved it to him, he understood. Since then I have to do 'special tasks' instead of paw-to-paw tests… And for why… Well I guess you will see." Explained Aaron hesitantly.
Nick became really worried and was totally clueless.
What condition does he have?
He could see it in his beautiful eyes that he was thinking about something. Was it hesitation or slyness that flashed through his face, Nick couldn't decide, but either way, he didn't feel like prying about it.
What he knew is that the next moment he found himself in his mate's arms, hugging him as reassurance. He decided that he would give hugs only to his mate, and would not feel weird about it. Whatever was his wolf's problem, he would be there for him.
''We should really start changing before Judy and Chocolate Pudding think we are doing something we shouldn't do now." Said Aaron accompanied with a wink. Nick chuckled and separated. He got a bit redder upon hearing how the wolf stressed the word 'now'.
''We should, but I don't know if I can resist my primal urges, if I see you without a shirt." Teased Nick while scratching his chin. He actually said it so he can fluster the wolf, but he did not expect the wolf to actually take off his shirt upon hearing that. He froze mid chin scratch and could only watch the wolf's lean and masculine chest.
''Bushy tail, you should already know that I'm not afraid to show myself in front of you. Although that sentence you told that fennec was a bit too much considering that there were others around, but I expect to hear it again when we can have an hour free and alone time." Said Aaron suggestively to the now wide-eyed fox.
Dammit, he is getting good at this. I can't let him win.
So Nick did the next thing he could think of, and when he saw the wolf turn his attention back to his locker, with super speed, he got his uniform off, and stood there in nothing but boxers. The wolf stole a glance at him and literally stopped blinking. Nick knew he got back at him, when he smelt his mate's arousal skyrocket and could actual hear it. The fact that his own was at all time high did not help, but he somehow managed to restrain himself, an impressing achievement, considering that if there wouldn't be a risk of getting discovered, he might aswell just jump on him. So, he turned around and went to his locker, feeling the intensity of the wolf's gaze on himself while he walked away.
''Bushy Tail, after this date, I'm so gonna show you who that tail really belongs to." Nick heard Wolfie whisper. His smile grew.
Oh, I know Wolfie….I know...
They changed and left the locker room in their training clothing. Nick wore his ZPD shirt and red shorts, while Aaron had a black training sweater with matching pants. Their changing took more than 20 minutes, 15 of which they spent stealing glances at the other's body. They met up with Judy and Charles, who were chatting with each other with huge smiles on their faces. The two mates looked at each other knowingly and approached the pair. Judy's large antennas turned towards them, followed by her head.
''There you two are, I was about to send Charlie in to check you guys out." Started Judy with an expectant smile on her face and her paws on her hips.
''Why me?" asked Charlie looking a bit confused. Judy looked at him a bit unamused.
''Well, considering that this is the male locker room we are talking about, and the last time I checked you were one, or am I wrong?" retorted Judy with a sarcastical tone.
''Oh! If you put it that way…" laughed Charlie nervously, Nick's eyebrows raised a bit upon seeing his boss looking like a teenager.
He has it really bad for Carrots, and as her best friend, I feel obligated to keep an eye on him, so I will… even if my eye would stop on a very fluffy gray tail most of the time…
Charlie regained his posture in the mean time and started walking towards the gym.
''So, the plan is that everyone has a round with everyone, in the mean time I will spectate…-what are you laughing at, Wilde?" asked Charlie, who crossed his arms in front of him and raised his eyebrow at the fox, who was chuckling lightly for reasons unknown to the painted dog.
''Nothing... Just considering that yesterday me and Wolfie had more than one rounds, we might not need another one in the ring." Commented Nick, making Judy red and facepalm. Aaron smiled a bit, seemingly restraining a chuckle. But Charlie wasn't annoyed, not flustered, just smiled.
''In that case, I think you guys should go last to avoid unnecessary 'accidents'. I guess it's decided then; Wilde and Hopps will start, and the loser has to watch a documentary about sloths" retorted Charlie. Now that stopped Nick laughing and both the bunny and the fox were looking at him in horror.
''Why punish me for his immaturity?" asked Judy pretty outraged while pointing at the fox next to her.
''So now you definitely won't go easy on Wilde, will you?" replied Charlie and stepped into the gym not even waiting for Judy's answer. Nick was actually pretty impressed of the painted dog.
It may seem like that everyone around me gets good at hustling. But they forget that I am not to be underestimated.
They entered the gym, and saw that very few mammals were around. Some were weight lifting, some were exercising on the running pad. The gym had a pretty spacious inner space, and in the middle there was a boxing ring, where the trio will show Charles their fighting skills.
''Hopps and Wilde; you start, the winner will continue with Wolford and then Wolford with the loser of the first match. Show me what you are capable of. If you impress me enough maybe I won't make you watch that documentary." Commented Charlie while leaning against the wall and smiling smugly.
Wolford just stood next to him and looked at his mate and the bunny warming up in the opposite corners of the ring. Or at least the bunny was, Nick was sitting in the corner and rested his head on the pillar.
''So….. why isn't there any data of your fighting skills? There were no records of your scores in paw-to-paw combat." spoke up Charlie suddenly, making Aaron tilt his head towards his direction. After the painted dog was done with his question, the wolf smiled slyly.
''I guess you will just have to see. There is a little hint: I didn't have to do those tests because I was constantly having similar tests at some other place." Replied Aaron mysteriously. Charlie looked at him curiously, but shrugged. He would see soon what the wolf meant anyways.
In the mean time Judy and Nick got their equipment on aswell; a boxing helmet and mouthguards.
''What's up slick, fearing that I will beat you, again?" mocked Judy while getting into her fighting stance. The fox shrugged and leaned on the side of the ring.
''Why would I fear a cute little bunny?" shrugged Nick, making the bunny's eye twitch and bear her teeth.
''Oh, now you've done it." Said Judy and charged at the fox, who was still smiling. Charles tilted his head in confusion.
''It seems like Hopps doesn't like the word 'cute'. Why is that?" asked Charlie from Aaron.
''Well, she says that it is stereotyping, but she should know we don't want to hurt her. I guess she just got used to hating it." Replied Aaron enjoying the fact that the painted dog didn't ask it out of formality, but for getting info of the rabbit.
The bunny went for a kick, but the fox dodged with ease. Judy did not hesitate, and tried to sweep his feet from under him, but the fox jumped over her leg and rolled forward, landing on a kneeling position.
''Come on Carrots, that was just utterly adorable. I think I might surrender because of your cuteness."
''NIIIICK!" came the battle cry of the bunny, who jumped on the fox's head and grabbed his ears, suprising him greatly.
''Hey Fluff, what are you doing-AUCH!" whined Nick when Judy pulled his ears backwards making him stumble and fall on his back. The Bunny quickly got on his stomach and restrained his limbs. It looked pretty funny, considering their height difference, but Nick was unable to move, so it was effective nonetheless.
''Goddamit Carrots, you know that ears are a no go zone!" complained Nick.
''Well, using the c-word too. I won Nick, get ready for that documentary." Replied Judy while standing up and helping the fox up.
''Of course." Rolled Nick his eyes but smiled nonetheless. The painted dog wouldn't really make him watch that….right?
''Hopps, nice speed and reaction time but get a hold of your temper. Wilde, you dodge really well but you underestimate your enemy, try working on that and next time, try to do something offensive then maybe you would win." shouted Charles. He was actually impressed with the bunny, and already knew that if she wouldn't have taken drastic steps Wilde would have done something clever (and unprofessional) to find the bunny's weakness.
Unbeknownst to them, Bogo was watching everything with great care. He mainly came here to see Wolford fighting. It was very rare, but he knew that the wolf was nothing you would expect. He still cursed that goddamned procedure about partnerless officers not being able to serve on the field.
''Wolford and Hopps, your turn. Hopps you need a breather?" asked Charles while giving the wolf the necessary equipments that fit him.
''No, I'm fine. Didn't even shred a sweat." Commented Judy, while sending a mocking glare at the fox who was now standing next to Charles. Nick just rolled his eyes and shrugged.
The bunny waited for Wolford to start warming up, but he just stood here, paws behind his back, seemingly waiting for something.
''Aren't you gonna, y'know, warm-up or something? You could hurt yourself." Asked Judy confused.
''No need, I'm fine" shrugged Aaron. The bunny eyed him for a second but shrugged aswell.
The bunny went for a strike, but the wolf just simply took a step to the right, avoiding the bunny-bullet. Judy did expect that, and knew what she had to do. It was her signature move: Charge at somebody, who would probably dodge, but she would jump on the ropes on the side of the ring, and with great speed, would strike from the back. No one could counter that move as of yet, she was just too fast, and usually her opponents were demobilized after that.
So she did the exact same: She jumped on the rope and pushed herself off, forming a kick with his feet and striking the wolf's back.
But she did not find wolf, only air. Her eyes widened when she felt a paw grab her leg in midair and start to spin her rapidly. Next she knew that she was thrown high-up into the air. She looked down and saw the wolf smugly smiling at him. She got enraged, but knew what to do. Using the momentum she was rapidly gaining from the free fall, she targeted the face of the wolf with the kick.
In the mean time both Nick and even Charlie was mouth-agape in shock. They knew Hopps was fast, and both heard from that move of hers and how effective it was; and it really was fast, they couldn't even follow her when she was jumping. But Aaron didn't only manage to predict her movements, he grabbed her midair, and started spinning her like a fan, then threw the bunny very high up into the air in just a blink of an eye. The bunny was fast, but the wolf was like lightning. Both the fox and the painted dog was thinking the same.
His reaction time is insane! And his speed is inmammal, especially for a wolf! How?!
Judy was closing on the wolf in the mean time, and was already in mid kick, but the wolf just simply blocked the kick with his upper arm. Pain shot through the bunny's leg.
What is he made of?! Iron?
The bunny was wide-eyed in shock when she landed, and that was enough for the wolf. In a blink of an eye, he spinned her, and demobilized her by taking her arms and folding it behind her back. The bunny couldn't even move her head, the wolf was restraining her so well.
When the bunny stopped struggling, the wolf let her go and helped her on her feet. He smiled at her genuinely and gave her a brotherly hug. He seemed to read her thoughts.
''I know what you are thinking about and don't worry, you are still the queen of the precinct. You were actually the hardest to read from my last opponents. You are amazing Judy, don't forget." Whispered Aaron into her ear, let go off her and walked away to the side of the ring.
The bunny could only look after the wolf in wonder, while the events of the last minute or so were replaying in her head. Someone actually was able to react to her, and counter her. He knew what she was gonna do from the moment she started charging, and already knew the outcome of the whole match. Then, when she accepted her loss, and started beating herself over it, he already knew what she was thinking off, and soothed her.
„You are amazing Judy, don't forget" rang in her head. She started to get misty-eyed.
Goddamnit, Nick is right, you are a wonderful wolf.
''Hey Bushy Tail, wanna dance?" asked Aaron while leaning on the ropes of the ring and looking at his mate, who seemed to copy Charlie's shocked face, but upon hearing his wolf's voice, got shaken out.
''Wolfie, what was that? You told me you had a condition that made you unable to fight with the other officers!" shouted Nick still shocked by his wolves agility and reaction time. He nonetheless took his place in the ring.
''Yes, I was a pretty insecure when I was a pup and always felt in danger, so I kind of developed inmammal defensive reflexes that I'm unable to control. Yes, that's actually a thing. For the not fighting in the building, well, after beating Bogo in a one-against-one he assigned me to a regular training with some ZBI agents. Seeing how I would win every match, it would have made it worthless to fight against me, thus worsening the scores of other officers." Replied Aaron
''Wait, you beat the chief?" asked Nick incredulously.
''The only one who could ever beat me." Cut in the Chief after witnessing everything. The wolf haven't changed since he fought Bogo. That wolf might have a heart of gold, and could be a real jokester, but his goddamned childhood bullying made him into an unbelievably good fighter with his reflexes and speed. How Wilde didn't develop any of those, the chief guessed that the fox was more of a sneaking away kind, not the take the beating kind like Wolford was.
''Wolfie….You keep suprising me." Smiled Nick proudly. If he didn't feel safe next to the wolf before, now he would, hearing and seeing how he beat the chief AND Judy.
''Well, I have to keep being interesting or you would leave me." Said the wolf. Nick heard that he didn't fully mean it as a joke, and bolted out of his corner. He saw Aaron get defensive for a second, thinking that the fox was about to strike, but he stopped before him.
Nick took his paw in his and started grooming it.
''I hope you know that I will get run over by mini clown car that is being driven by a Bogo in a pink dress sooner, than to get bored of you and leave you. You are my mate. We foxes are the loner kinds, and if we lose a mate, we don't find another one….we usually die of depression…" admitted Nick sorrowfully. Aaron looked at him with wide eyes and scooped him in a big hug.
''Sorry for ever doubting you my beautiful fox." Mumbled Aaron.
Charles was back in his normal state for a long time. After overtaking his shock caused by the wolf, and deciding that he would have to see first hand the wolf's 'super-powers', he refocused on the ring. When he saw the two canines hug and not fight, he was about to say something, but the bunny stopped him. He looked at her questioningly.
''Don't worry, now watch how Nick fights." Said Judy while smiling slyly. Charles looked back at the pair and saw the fox wink at them. He decided that Wilde beating Wolford was worth watching them being all sweet and cuddly.
The fox signaled that he would like to get down to the ground, which the wolf happily helped with.
They smiled at each other warmly, but soon Aaron got a disgusted face on his muzzle.
''What's up Wolfie?" asked Nick not losing his sly smile.
''The picture of Bogo in a pink dress was a bit too much…" commented Aaron.
''Well, it won't be the only thing that is too much…" replied Nick. The wolf looked at him questioningly, but then he realized the the fox was still holding his paw, and the next thing he knew that the fox was throwing him over his shoulder and he landed on his back with a loud thud. The fox got on his hips, and pinned the wolf's shoulders back to the ground, making his hands unable to reach the fox. Aaron tried to kick, but Nick's legs were pushing it together. He was looking at the smug fox wide-eyed.
HE actually beat me?!
''Wolfie-Wolfie-Wolfie Tsk-Tsk-Tsk… You might be fast but you should know that my charm is just too much for you." Mocked Nick looking all proudly. He expected the wolf to groan or something, but he did not expect the wolf to look back at him smugly.
''Impressive Bushy Tail, you are the first one to ever beat me. But if you don't get off me soon, an 'accident' migth happen right here as Chocolate Pudding phrased it." commented Aaron. Nick quickly looked them over and saw that the position they were in was really suggestive, so it was him who got flustered. He got off the wolf and chuckled nervously.
This damn wolf is too good.
Their attention was snapped at a loud clapping. They looked over to see the painted dog look really proud and impressed, not even bothered that they were really not fighting, but almost mating.
''I. Am. Thrilled! Wolford, I will have to experience this condition of yours first hand later. Wilde, nice job, you managed to find your opponent's weak point and use it to your advantage. This is what I expected from all of you. You can take the rest of the day off." Said Charlie while walking out of the gym.
Judy fist bumped the air upon finally hearing a case just for them. Aaron and Nick was excited aswell, but they were actually happy to have the day off. They had planning to do for tonight.
The locker room has remained empty since they were here. After making sure that there was no one around, Nick jumped in Aaron's arms and they kissed deeply. After 10 seconds of enjoying each other's mouth, they separated.
''Oh god, I needed that so much." Said Aaron while nuzzling his mate's neck.
''Ditto, Wolfie. Sorry for deceiving you back there but what I said was true. You don't have to fear me leaving you. It would be a death sentence for m-" Admitted Nick, but was cut off by another kiss that was a really short one. After it Aaron looked at him seriously, almost angrily.
''I'm gonna stop you here. I don't want to hear anything death connected to you, understood?" asked Aaron sternly, still not letting go of the fox. Nick was taken aback by the sudden seriousness but nodded, earning a satisfied smile from the wolf.
After it, they went to their respective lockers. They both heard a loud, continuous vibrating from Aaron's locker.
''It must be my phone. I left it in my uniform when I changed." Said Aaron while getting his phone out of his pant pocket. Nick was looking at the phone curiously and both saw the id 'Mom' flashing through the screen. They looked at each other, and shrugged. Aaron accepted the call.
''Hey Mom, what's up?" asked Aaron
''Don't you 'Mom' me you disgrace of the family! Just what do you think you are doing with that filthy fox?!" shouted Monica. Aaron and Nick was wide-eyed. How did his mother discover it?
''Mom, calm down. What is this about?" Asked Aaron, trying to play stupid. He was too naive to think that his mother would not continue screaming.
''Calm down? CALM DOWN?! Would you mind explaining to me that picture of you kissing that fox? A male one at that!" inquired Monica while screaming. She sounded really pissed.
''What picture are you talking about?" replied Aaron confused.
''Maybe look at your social media once or twice! Someone caught you and that fox kissing! Are you really being with a fox?! And you really gay?! Are these true Aaron?!" shouted Monica. The canines could hear her anger rising.
''Yes, mom, they are true, but can I expl-'' started Aaron, but was cut off by his mother.
''You don't need to explain anything! I don't want to hear from you until you drop this whole freak fox loving scheme! You are not a Wolford 'till that, do you understand?!" and then she hung up.
Aaron could only watch his phone in his paws as it went black. A tear rolled down on his cheek, and he buried his head in his paws. After it, the dam broke, and he could do nothing to stop it. Everything was gone. He had no family. His mom said it, he was not a Wolford 'till he was with Nick. It's gonna be his end…
He felt a paw on his hand. He looked up and saw Nick smiling, but nonetheless misty-eyed.
''It's okay Wolfie…We expected that…You have a place to go, if you want to" Said Nick while rubbing his wolf's paw reassuringly. The wolf looked really depressed and on the edge of breaking down. But he had to know that nothing is going to end, and that he will be next to him, until he says otherwise. After hearing the ultimatum of Wolfie's mother, he knew that it was Aaron's decision from now on. Nick felt really bad, knowing how hard of a decision it is going to be for his mate, but whatever he chooses he wou-
''Stop thinking that you stupid fox, it's not a decision. There is me and you, and I'm not gonna leave you." Said Aaron crying and hugging his fox. Nick was taken aback, and was a bit confused how he knew what he was thinking about, but he must have been obvious about it.
He actually kind of expected his wolf to choose his family or even hesitate in the decision, but he seemed like he decided it even before and wanted to be with him. He mentally scolded himself for doubting his wolf.
I should stop being sceptical, and trust mammals for once.
He started grooming the now openly weeping wolf and wrapped his tail around him. He did not care about the fact that his shirt would get damp of the tears, nor about the fact that someone could just walk in on them. His mate, His wolf, His Wolfie, as much as he denied it being a decision, decided to be with him, a fox, and from here, said fox would hold onto his word and act accordingly. He felt really happy knowing that he was that important to the wolf. Nick took the crying wolf's head in his paws and looked into his eyes.
''We will get through this, I promise." Whispered Nick. The wolf stopped crying for a second and smiled.
Then their muzzles connected in the kiss that decided for both of them: They are in this together.
Unbeknownst to them, someone was actually watching the whole event, and this mammal was as misty-eyed as them. After the kiss this mammal sneaked out of the locker room, took out it's phone and dial a number now he loathed.
''Hello, is it the chief I'm talking to? Great! I have two words to tell you son of a bull: F*ck you"
