Jane awoke less gracefully than she would've liked. Panting in a cold sweat, she took a moment to take in her surroundings. Medical area of some kind, possibly this Enterprise's Sickbay. Suddenly she had a painful throbbing in her head, which she attempted to stifle by placing her hands on her head. Her biobed readings must've been going haywire, because the next thing Jane knew, she was being pushed back onto the biobed (when had she sat up?) and a hypo was being injected into her neck. "Ow!"

A grunt came from the person who gave her the hypo. "So apparently it's just a thing with Starfleet captains with the name J.T. Kirk, and not just Jim."

The blonde grinned, despite her still slightly throbbing head. "Nice to know this reality has a Bones that's just as grumpy as mine." She held a hand out to the CMO. "Jane T. Kirk. Pleasure." Cautiously, she opened her eyes to take in her surroundings again (when had she closed her eyes?). It was a little disorienting to see Bones standing beside her almost exactly as her own friend McCoy would do after she did something stupid planetside that resulted in her acquiring yet another injury that he would have to treat.

"Doctor Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer on the Starship Enterprise." He shook Jane's hand firmly, careful of being too rough. "So, you've heard you're not the first?"

Jane grinned again, attempting to sit up. "Yeah, was kinda disappointed to hear that you'd already received another parallel reality crewmember. I think Captain James T. Kirk said something about it being a female Spock."

Bones rolled his eyes. "Of course Jim would say that. What'd he say exactly?"

"I think it was something along the lines of 'Why is she still standing?', but then again, his concern was understandable." Grimacing, Jane gave up on sitting up - that just brought the throbbing back. "Though everyone was kinda shocked when I transported onboard."

The CMO nodded, checking Jane's biobed readings. "Well, we just got rid of the female hobgoblin yesterday, and when Scotty picked up your signal, I think everyone started having a case of deja vu." He half smirked. "Though he caught your signal just in time to save Jim and Spock from an awkward situation."

Jane grinned deviously. "Really?" Her mind flashed to various options. "So, why was the female Spock here?"

"She and Scotty thought that Fate had a hand to play and it involved her."

"Why'd they think that?"

Bones chuckled. "Cause she was in a romantic relationship with her Kirk and was trying to get Jim and Spock together here."

Jane relaxed on the biobed, a smile crossing her face as she prepared to go back to sleep. "Well, that's one thing I can cross off my list from having to do while I'm here." She opened her eyes when she felt Bones staring at her, surprised. "What?"

"Does everyone know that Jim and Spock liked each other?"

She shrugged, closing her eyes again. "I may have forced the situation a little."

"By?"

Her smile disappeared when a devious grin took it's place. "The fat shirts."

Bones stared at her, his mouth hanging open, though it was obvious Jane had gone back to sleep. "That devious miscreant," he muttered, leaving Jane's biobed to go back to his office.

A/N: OKAY, so, Chapter 2 up and running. It's actually really hard to think of it going along the same plot when it doesn't, but I'm having trouble thinking up chaos for her to wreck. Reviews? Suggestions? Anything?