A couple of hypos in the neck and hours of sleep later, Jane was ready to see what this Enterprise had to offer. She started by touring the ship (without a guide, of course) just to see what was still in the same place and what wasn't. Luckily for her, the mess hall was in the same location, so she was able to replicate herself something to eat (preferably a steak but she had a figure to maintain).

That was when she met part of the senior crew. All at once.

Uhura sat down first, carrying her tray of salad and various fruits, half of which Jane was reasonably sure she'd never heard of. "I'm Lieutenant Uhura."

Jane grinned, picking up a fruits from her own tray. "I can tell," she replied, ignoring the half glare Uhura pointed at her. "Jane T. Kirk."

The African American woman nodded. "And I thought it was strange seeing Spock as a woman." The blonde chuckled, nodding her agreement. "So, who've you met so far?"

"Well," Jane began, swallowing the fruit. "I met Spock, Jim Kirk, and Bones. I'm pretty sure Scotty was in the transporter room when I arrived, but I didn't get a chance to actually make sure it was him."

"Lieutenant!"

Both women turned to see Pavel rushing over to them, his tray nearly spilling his soup several times. "Pavel," Uhura greeted, moving over slightly so that the navigator could join them. "Pavel, this is..." She looked at Jane, not sure if she was supposed to introduce her.

The blonde rolled her eyes. "Jane T. Kirk, kid. It's nice to see some things don't change."

Pavel stared at Jane, his mouth hanging open in the same way Bones's was. "I didn't zink ve vould be receiving anozer guest for a vhile." Jane grinned, pleased that this Pavel sounded like her own navigator.

"Uhura! Chekov!"

All three of them turned to see Hikaru walking over in not quite the rush that Pavel was. "Sulu!" Pavel smiled brightly at the sight of his friend. He and Uhura moved down the bench slightly to allow Hikaru to sit next to them. "Haf you met our guest yet?"

Hikaru shook his head before actually looking at Jane. "You look familiar though."

Jane scoffed. "I think I'd be worried if I didn't." She stuck a hand out to the helmsman. "Jane T. Kirk."

Pavel and Uhura turned to see Hikaru staring at Jane like Bones and Pavel had, his mouth slightly hanging open. "Vhy es et sat ve alvays seem to get ze interesting missions?" The navigator had turned back around to ask Uhura this question.

"Technically it isn't a mission, Pavel." She glanced at Hikaru, wondering when he'd pull himself together. "We just happen to get all of the interesting people on board." Uhura spotted someone in a red shirt when she had her head turned. "Scotty!" She waved him over while the other three watched.

The senior officer's side of the table was beginning to get a bit crowded after Scotty sat down between Pavel and Uhura, "No offense, lad," he said to Hikaru, which the helmsman shrugged at. "Ah, lassie," the Chief Engineer directed at Jane. "How d'you like the Enterprise here? She's a real beaut."

Jane nodded, taking a sip of the coffee she'd replicated. "I was just telling Lieutenant Uhura how pleased I was that some things never change through realities."

Uhura rolled her eyes. "Yes, and no matter what, J.T. Kirk will always be a flirt." Jane clicked her tongue, winking. "Anyway, why're you here?"

The blonde looked confused for a moment. "Uh, because it's the mess hall and I'm hungry?"

"No, I mean," the communications officer began, rolling her eyes again. "Why're you here in our reality instead of wherever you're supposed to be?"

"You kidding me?" Jane took another sip of her coffee. "This is way more entertaining than Risa for a week." Everyone except for Scotty stared at her. "What? You didn't know that's where I was supposed to be going?" Pavel, Hikaru, and Uhura shook their heads. "Ah, well, I guess your captain forgot to inform you." Thinking of the captain reminded Jane of something, almost causing her to spill her coffee. "Speaking of Jim," she continued, putting her coffee down. "How can I be of some assistance?" Uhura raised a confused eyebrow in a very good impression of Spock. Jane rolled her eyes. "Bones told me that the female Spock was here to get him and Spock together. How'd that work out?"

The African American woman grinned while Hikaru went red and Pavel and Scotty just looked confused. "It worked perfectly. You should've seen Bones's face when Pavel pointed out the marks on their necks." Jane grinned, catching onto what Uhura was not going to say. "Other than that, there isn't much else to do."

"How about public affection?"

Uhura rolled her eyes again - man, her head was going to hurt after this conversation. "C'mon, you have to know that Spock won't go for that."

"How close have their hands gotten?"

If Pavel, Hikaru, and Scotty weren't confused yet, they were at this question. The communications officer took a moment to think about it. "Actually, Spock does seem rather comfortable having Jim's hands close to his."

Jane punched one of her fists up into the air. "Yes!" She grinned. "We've got public affection!"

Suddenly the ship rocked as if it'd been hit and the red alert began going off. "Bridge." With that word, even though no one was sure who'd even said it, the mess hall emptied as everyone raced to their stations. Having no better place to go, Jane followed Uhura, Pavel, and Hikaru to the bridge.

A/N: And something happens! No, but seriously, I'm thinking it's gonna be like the Klingons or something. Anyone wanna suggest a bad guy? OH, reviews, suggestions, etc, ALWAYS WELCOME!