Jane gasped when she woke up. "Oh, I have got to stop doing that," she told herself after a few moments. Slowly, she sat up. "Okay. Now to stand up."

"Not on my damn watch." On cue, Bones walked in and stood in front of Jane, his arms crossed. "You still haven't fully recovered from transporting between realities, though I still don't see how that's possible." Jane crossed her arms and frowned in a very good imitation of the doctor in front of her. "No. I'm not having you collapse on a different part of the ship every five hours."

The blonde sighed, exasperated. "I feel fine! The only reason I probably collapsed on the bridge was because I hadn't eaten anything in forever!" At that, the CMO handed Jane a tray. "What's this?"

"Food, and healthy food before you start complaining."

Jane groaned, but taking the tray nonetheless. "Come on, Bones. Can't I do anything? I mean, it's not everyday I find myself on an alternate Enterprise with a male version of myself and his own Commander Spock!" Bones nodded, pretending to mull it over. "Besides, wasn't the point of having the female Spock here to get the two of them together?"

"She did and it only took her a week."

The blonde rolled her eyes. "So am I! Jeez, Bones. Give a girl a break. I wanna see if this relationship between them's actually gonna work out."

After a long pause, Bones went "Oh, no." "You are not undoing all of our hard work. It took us the better part of her trip just to get them alone in the same room." Jane grinned.

"Come on. I won't do any lasting damage, I promise."

"Now I hope they go planetside and leave you on the ship."

Jane huffed, placing the tray on her lap. "Fine. I'll be good and sit here and eat my...what is this, anyway?" She picked up a fruit and sniffed it cautiously.

Bones rolled his eyes. "You're only leaving Sickbay when I let you. And that probably won't be for a while."

Five hours later, Jane was wandering the ship, looking for the captain's quarters. "I just wanna see what he has in there," she'd justified to the CMO. "Besides, where else would I sleep? And don't say guest quarters. I know how uncomfortable those beds are. My back hurts just thinking about it."

Reluctantly, Bones agreed and Jane had practically skipped out of Sickbay. Now she just had to figure out where Jim's quarters were. True, she had stopped at one of the recreation rooms for a drink (against Bones's order, of course) but that hadn't really made an impact. Unfortunately, that left her to ask for directions. Going into her innocently-sexy mode, she stopped a passing crew member and asked where Jim's quarters were. It worked and she managed to find it and get in (who knew they'd get the same code for their rooms?).

That was when things began to get a bit sticky.

Jane actually had been exhausted by the time she got the room and immediately collapsed on Jim's bed, not really caring about what would happen when she woke up. Then she woke up.

"Alright, Spock, see ya later."

Sitting up abruptly, Jane caused her earlier headache to return but not before she identified the voice as Jim's as he and Spock said their goodnights. She rolled her eyes, getting out of the bed slowly. "Go spend the night with your boyfriend!" Her head pounded from the effort to yell out to her male counterpart and Spock, but Jane really hoped it was worth it.

It certainly got their attention. "Jane?" Jim and Spock made their way into Jim's bedroom where Jane was still trying to gain her balance. "What're you doing here?"

The blonde rolled her eyes again. "Well I wasn't going to sleep in one of the guest quarters. Those beds hurt." Jim nodded, ignoring Spock's mini-glare. They moved to help Jane stand. "So I figured I'd just stay here with you until I leave." Now Spock was full out glaring at Jim.

"Captain, I believe Miss Kirk needs to be taken back to Sickbay."

Jane groaned. "Don't go there, Spock. I don't care if you two are just starting out. My head hurts because I woke up to the two of you saying goodnight to each other in the doorway." Jim and Spock glanced at each other before looking at Jane again. "Oh, please. I know the female Spock was here to get you two together. Now, go!" She pushed both of them out of the room...well, tried to at least.

"I'm not gonna risk Bones killing me if you need to be taken care of." Jane nodded understandingly. "So, in one word, no."

The other blonde groaned again. "I'll be fine. I can take care of myself, Jim. I know how to use the replicators and won't go doing anything stupid. Now go spend some quality time with your boyfriend."

Spock turned to Jim. "Her argument is logical."

Jim rolled his eyes. "Of course you would say that." He frowned, turning back to Jane. "Fine. But if I find out you've done something..." He let the threat hang.

Jane rolled her eyes this time. "I'll be fine. Go play chess or something."

Shrugging, Jim moved to leave the room. Spock was looking between his captain and Jane, who had her arms crossed now. "Spock, you comin'?"

"Indeed, Jim. I was simply observing the similarities between you and Miss Kirk."

His captain rolled his eyes again. "Shut up." Spock looked at Jane on the way out, who grinned and nodded.

A/N: Chapter five! Finally! Didn't quite go as expected but y'know, I kinda like it. Reviews and suggestions welcome, as always.