Hey Boss, you wanna revisit your childhood?
Um, no… I rather that you not… Seriously, going back to my most depressant life? Making a lot of assumptions here…
It'll be fun! On the plus side, you can get to kill a guy for actually ruining it!
Oh? Sure, I'm game… Who is it?
He's still here wondering around in Stillwater, and he was the first to ever bring down the Saints when he first started…
I already know who you're referring to…
And it says here, "I'm going to be running election on declaring gang on gang violence against evil people who made these gangs a thing to our nature."
Oh Julius… You are so fake…
Boss, what's your game plan here?
Oh, heheheh, I'm going to gather intel, see what is he up to, surprise him, and murder that bitch in cold blood!
Do your best Boss! I believe in you!
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Saints Row 2: Julius Little
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In Harrowgate, the most crowded high security Ultor guards on standby will be hard to get Julius alone with me. Gathering intel is easy, although getting him alone is not as easy as I wanted to go. I make my way up to the Ultor building, taking the guard quickly and quietly by outright killing him for a disguise suit, I went in normally to find Julius. Doing my pretend voice on a couple of guys here, where is backup when I need it…? On the middle floor of Ultor, Julius is taking the elevator to the top floor. God it feels so cliché! The main baddie with a fraud like Julius Little going up top? I smell a criminal mastermind plot right now. I head over to the elevator and hear a woman behind me speaking out to me. Shit, what the hell am I supposed to do? Getting her to fall for me will spot my identity. I have to think fast!
"You there! What do you think you're doing? You can't go to the elevator! Your job is to remain here in this room!"
I tried to put on my best fake voice as I can possibly and spoke up.
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Yeah, you see, the boss man has been expecting me… I have to go up there and I have his, um, permission?
What's your name?
Huh?
Not many people who has permission to go up by the boss himself! What is your name? Then maybe I'll reconsider it!
Uh, let's talk in the corner first…
Why?
Pl-Please, it's my way of, um, communicating…
Oh, you're shy? You could've just said so! Lead the way!
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I'm wasting so much time here, I have to get her away from me. Never in my life will I ever hit a woman unconscious. So my best strategy is to seduce this… pretty woman in front of me.
"So, what are you waiting for? Tell me… your name."
I took the string off that keeps my hair up and let it fall down. Then, I place my hand on her butt, as my other hand to cover her mouth, getting her not to scream, I was making sweet nothings and flirting her into accepting this case.
"What… What are…"
She moaned quietly, not to attract attention from the corner of the room; until then, I dragged her to the supply closet, keeping half the door opened to see if Julius walks out of the elevator. I kissed her lips, and she didn't even push me back but accepting the full embrace of love, hmm, could be lust. It feels like I'm sexually harassing this gorgeous woman with an incredible ass, but it doesn't seem to matter. Overall, it didn't exactly accord to the plan, but the alternative was better than my usual route.
"Keep going… God, I needed this… Th-Thank you, whoever you are… Sixteen hours a day at work, drains the… ahh… the heck out of you…"
She moaned again, but I didn't quite get what she meant by that, so I decided to ignore it for now. Maybe when I grow up enough, I might get what she meant by it. Hearing the elevator dinged, I spotted Julius and that Ultor guy, still don't know his name… Usually it's the people I don't care about that have a name to remember by. I pull up this woman's skirt down a little, and pin her to the wall, softly, gently, like a thumbnail, to not attract any noise. I hear them talking as I carefully listened in. Having my hands full with this chick, I better get used to multitasking a lot cause, fuck me, this sucks.
"I'm… I'm finna… Hmm… Ahh!"
Damn, I went a little overboard with the thrusting of my fingers. There were several drops hitting the ground, but thank god they didn't turn around to see us. She hugged me and whispered in my saying, "Thank you… so… so much," and pull herself together, I didn't reply back, but kept listening in on the conversation outside. Then once again with this woman, she asked me for her number. I kindly received it and look back at the two. They have been talking nonstop, some of the shit that I don't care about, honestly.
Even the Saints too?
All of it. They have ruined my life. They've took everything from me. Especially talking about the other gangs who terrorize half of the population already.
Yes, hmm. I suppose you are right. And you would run an election for stopping all gang wars from happening, correct?
That's right.
Let me think about it first, then I'll come back to you with some good news.
Sounds good to me.
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That fucking fraud. He really is going to die today.
I arrived in Frat Row where I see him walking on the sidewalk with a calm expression on his face. I pulled up, stepping out of my car, and he was surprised to see me, but… he looks at me like he doesn't know who I am.
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Uh, hello. What do you want?
I shot him dead in his chest. I did it on purpose, so I can have my say in all of this. For what he has done to my Saints in the past, fuck it.
Ugh, what the hell was that for? I don't know you! All of you gangs thinking you the shit huh? Well guess what playa, when you're acting tough like you can't get touched, they're gonna be fools more powerful enough to kill-
Shut up! Shut…the fuck up Julius! You're a fraud! A fake! Just fucking die!
You're saying it as if I know you, ugh, who are you… I don't recall seeing you ever…
You don't know? I was a kid when you last saw me! Right where Lin almost gotten herself killed by her own fucking crew!
Wait, Isabella? As in, Cora's daughter?
You damn right… Now that you know me finally, I can put a bulletin in your top… five!
Wait hold on! …cough cough… I can tell you what actually happened to her! Just don't kill me yet!
I ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! SHE DROWNED IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR, END OF STORY!
You don't understand- she's still alive now if you'd just lis-
Blam! No more, You're dead. Fuck off and go to hell. I never want to see your face, hear your name, remember anything that relates back to you, no more.
