A/N: Semi fluffy, semi serious. I may also be starting a crack/superfluffy series sometimes soon for my insane rantings. I dunno. BUT ANYWAY GUYS SUPER LONG EPISODE TODAY! WOOT WOOT!
Weiss was annoyed.
"Ruby! For the last time, hurry it up!"
"But-"
Storming over to the couch, Weiss seized Ruby's ear and dragged her away from her scythe, which she had been cleaning. And perfuming. It was a little disturbing to say the least. Weiss then tossed the other girl bodily into the bathroom.
"Dressed. Now. No arguments."
"But-"
"No. We agreed to this, you're doing it. Now, Ruby." Weiss handed her girlfriend a dress, closed the bathroom door, and leaned against it for good measure. A few minutes later she heard a knock from inside..
"Ready, princess." Ruby sounded a little annoyed.
"Wonderful. Now we're going to be late, so let's get going." Weiss let Ruby out, and looked her over. The dress, a short red sundress with embroidered white roses, looked absolutely gorgeous. Of course, Weiss had helped pick it out, so naturally it was nice.
"Come on." Weiss said, slightly more gently. Slightly. "What's to be worried about?"
"I don't..." Ruby blushed, which just made the dress look even better. "People will stare at us..."
"Well, that's their problem for being close minded. Now really, our reservation expires in twenty minutes."
They arrived at Poison Apple fifteen minutes later. A high class restaurant mostly catering to preppy Beacon students, it was some of the best food in Vale. Weiss had finally convinced Ruby to go there for a first date by showing her a picture of the cookies.
"Do you have a reservation?" One of the staff asked at the door.
"Schnee, Weiss." Weiss told the man.
"Ah! Ms. Schnee, of course, my apologies." Weiss smiled inwardly. Sometimes, her family had its benefits.
They were led to a secluded table up on the balcony by one of the waiters, who waited patiently while they ordered. Weiss deeply regretted promising Ruby she could order all the dessert she wanted. One apple pie, three cookies, and a milkshake later, she was practically ready to scream.
"How can you eat so much?" She demanded as the last cookie vanished from sight.
"Umm, chewing?" Ruby asked, confused. Weiss had to giggle a little bit. Ruby had really warmed up as the evening went on, her initial awkwardness quickly disappearing to be replaced with her usual personality. Weiss, being Weiss, didn't give a flying beowolf what anyone else thought, but Ruby wasn't as... well... stubborn.
"You're going to get fat." Weiss commented drily.
"Nope." Ruby said, leaning back with a grin. "I drink milk."
"Will you stop saying that!"
Ruby just giggled. "Make me!" With a playful smile, the other girl scooted her chair around the table. She leaned in close to Weiss, and carefully enunciating each syllable she repeated "I. Drink. Milk. Whatcha gonna do about it?"
Weiss decided not to use her words. Leaning forward, she kissed Ruby, the ghostly light of the moon and stars above giving everything the perfect atmosphere. Ruby tasted like sugar and apples and chocolate, and abruptly Weiss had a craving for dessert. Ruby tilted her head back, deepening the kiss, and Weiss rasped her teeth over the other girls tongue, getting a little noise of appreciation. They had just broken apart when Weiss heard a loud, obnoxious whistle from somewhere on the balcony.
"Oh, this is too perfect. Let me get a camera!" Cardin Winchester chortled. He had some blonde girl on his shoulder and was laughing his ass off from the entrance to the balcony. Everyone else had turned to stare as well.
Ruby ducked her head, blushing furiously, the moment completely ruined. "Can we leave? Like, now?" She asked quietly, simultaneously trying to hide behind Weiss and not seem too clingy, to avoid more staring.
Weiss would have none of that. That jackass had just interrupted her night.
He was going to pay.
With a flick of her fingers a glyph appeared on the ground underneath Cardin. He tried to get out of the way, but it had already propelled him into the air. With a spiraling motion of Weiss's hand another five fastened around his arms, legs, and neck, rooting him in place ten feet above the balcony.
Weiss stared at him, her lips in an almost invisible line, her eyes hardened into chips of ice.
"Repeat that." She told him, her voice carrying in the silence. "I think I didn't hear you."
"Oh shit..." Cardin muttered. Unfortunately, his voice carried too.
"Swearing? Try again. I thought what a heard was an apology." Weiss followed Cardin's gaze to the steak knife she was gripping in one hand, so hard her knuckles were white.
"Uh... sorry! Sorry! Won't do it again, uh, Ms. Schnee!"
The glyphs vanished with a final gesture, and Cardin sprawled onto the floor, knocking a chair over as he landed.
"See that you don't." Weiss told him coldly. "Come on Ruby. Lets get out of here."
Their waiter came over with a checkbook.
"How much?" Weiss asked.
"Free of charge Madame." He replied. "That was a very brave thing you did. Besides, we have to stick together, yes?" He gave the pair a conspiratorial wink. "But that pompous jackass being humiliated was all the payment needed. Have a wonderful night."
Ruby smiled at him, and gave him a little hug. "Thanks so much. You too."
Weiss tried to smile, but it came out a little forced. She pressed a green Lien card into his hand. "A tip. You have a nice night as well."
With that, they headed home.
Ruby was mostly calm by the time they were back in their dorms, but Weiss was ready for murder.
"Um, could you put that down?" Ruby asked, eyeing Weiss like she was some sort of psycho while the other girl stalked around the apartment with Myrtenaster.
Weiss sighed. "Sorry. Sorry." She dropped the sword to the floor with a clatter and plopped down on the bed next to Ruby. "I suppose you were right. It might not have been the best place for a first date."
Ruby gave her girlfriend a hug. "Well, it was actually pretty great up until Cardin showed up. I wouldn't mind doing it again."
"Really?"
"Really really. We just need to pick somewhere a bit more out of the way, that's all."
"Oh. Well then, I suppose that would be easy enough." Weiss said, feeling relieved.
"There's this amazing bakery..." Ruby started to say.
"No more desserts!"
A/N: And so, the meme is continued. Also, some of this was based on a true story, guess which bit! Though really, it started as fluff, but then I was reading other stories and I got a bit annoyed. They all have it so that nobody cares that two girls are going out, but in real life, sometimes that's true and sometimes it isn't. I wanted to show both, so here it is. Also, I think we are all in support of Cardin getting smacked around. Poor little Jaune... this is my revenge!
