Greetings and Bienvenue readers, I am your humble narrator, Josephi Narratski, the main narrator of Rise of the Minisukas. Today I am here to show you a bit behind the scenes of Rise of the Minisukas, into a parallel world different from what you're used to. For you see, not all Minisukas were used in the making of Rise of the Minisukas, due to metaphysical legal problems with entities like the country of Deathbringia and the WZA Zaibatsu. But thanks to requests and threats of violence against our persons we can show you a glimpse of one of these worlds. So prepare yourselves, we're dropping in hot.
Shinji held his eyes closed as he let the scent of the tea waft up to his nose. This was a moment of relaxation among his hectic schedule of shenanigans and training. The tea warmed his being as he took small sips as it cooled off. Leader and Shiki were sitting at the table with him, also enjoying some tea he poured into the thimbles they provided. Asuka was watching a movie about something or another in the other room. The only thing that could make this better was listening to some good music with his S-DAT, but he was out of batteries and the nearby store was sold out. Well, that was out of his control so he decided not to worry about that.
"Shinji!" Asuka shouted from the other room, her voice cutting through the haze of calm. "Why is there some kind of deformed chicken in here?" Deformed chicken? That's odd, he doesn't recall buying anything like that for dinner, and Pen-Pen was at his weekly squash game with the Prime Minister so it couldn't be him. Well, it looks like he'd need to get to the bottom of this. He set down his cup of tea, let Leader and Shiki scramble up to his shoulders, and went to investigate what this was-
"Raga." Shinji blinked, his attention snapping towards the chicken-sized reptilian being (that strangely smelled of coffee beans) wearing a red plugsuit that just spoke. Was….. was that a Minisuka? He looked to Asuka, who in her attempt to stay away from this strange new guest was standing on-
"Wait, when did we get a couch?"
"Is this really the time to be asking that Shinji?!" Asuka hissed, holding the tv remote like a club, reading to defend herself.
"R-right." Shinji refocused his attention on their odd guest. "H-hey there. Who are you?" The reptilian Minisuka(?) looked at him as if he were an idiot.
"Anga Raga?" Okay, she was definitely a Minisuka. He'd imagine she'd have her dinosaur hands on her hips if her physiology allowed that.
"I think it's a Minisuka Asuka."
"Why does it look like that then?!" A fair point. He looked to Leader and Shiki, who appeared just as confused about the situation as he was. Leader climbed down from his shoulder and began conversing with the Dino Minisuka. Hopefully, they could get to the bottom of this soon and focus on where that couch came from!
"Anta Baka?" Shiki whispered to him, pointing towards another unknown Minisuka that seemed to be muttering to herself while staring at the counter, where a plate of muffins he baked resided.
"Uh, hello?" The Minisuka froze, rigidly turning to face him with a haunted look in her eyes. He noticed she looked a bit older than the other Minisukas, and it almost looked like she had a bit of scar tissue around her left eye. "Would you like a muffin?" She remained frozen, staring at him. Perhaps she didn't hear him? He moved to wave his hand in front of her face when a sudden flash of anger flitted across her face before she materialized her lance and stabbed him in the palm. "Ow!"
"ANTA BAKA?!" Shiki screeched in a rage, drawing the attention of everyone else. The scarred Minisuka suddenly looked deeply remorseful, her face a mask of regret. She threw her lance away haphazardly before sprinting off. Shiki was about to give chase, but the lance happened to catch Shinji's belt, tearing it off. The sudden lack of a belt dropped his pants down due to his slim physique, something the remaining Asukas couldn't help but get an eye full of.
"Eep!" Shinji scrambled to retrieve his downed pants, much to the Asuka's lament.
"You alright Shinji?" Asuka hopped down from the couch, and without waiting for an answer, grabbed Shinji's injured hand to inspect it. Shinji barely managed to keep his pants aloft as Asuka found no major issues.
"I'm fine Asuka, it just stings a bit."
"Mmmmm, we'll watch out for that mini-me so she doesn't do that again, she obviously has a few screws loose." Shiki begrudgingly nodded in agreement with Asuka.
"I don't think she's that bad. I probably just surprised her, right Leader?" No answer. "Leader?" He turned to look at Leader, finding her tied up on the ground, struggling to get free. A sudden crackling brought his attention to the couch, which was now on fire as the Dino Minisuka stood in front of it. "Did….. did you set the couch on fire?"
"Raga." The Dino Minisuka denied, using her tail to push a gas can out of sight. Shinji gave her a very disappointed look, causing her to cave under his gaze. "Raga….." She admitted, causing Shinji to sigh.
"Asuka, could you get the fire extinguisher? Shiki, please free Leader. I need to get a new belt."
"Speaking of, is there any reason you're wearing a Unit-01 colored Speedo?"
"Is that really relevant?!" He snapped, his face hot enough with embarrassment to warm up a hot tub."
"Absolutely." "Baka." "Mmmmmmmmkmmm." "Raga." Shinji really wanted to cry right now.
I would like to thank my pals Deathbringer and WingZeroAlchemist for coercing and requesting me respectively to use their Asuka's from Scar Tissue and Generic Coffee Shop AU in this funny little spinoff, you should check out their work, it's pretty cool. Got nothing else more to say here, so I hope you enjoy, leave a review if you can, and have a pleasant day.
