AN: To make sure you don't get lost in this chapter; the words in (Bold) Deadpool's Yellow box talking and the words in (Italics) Are white box since this chapter is in Deadpool's P.O.V.


(OMG OMG OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS! We just kidnapped Spiderman!)

(Ugh! Stop freaking out yellow; we didn't kidnap him... We just brought him to our house while he was passed out.)

(Exactly! We brought him here against his will! WE KIDNAPPED SPIDERMAN!)

"Ya know, he's kinda got a point there." I agreed with the voice. "If we brought him here, and he wasn't even aware of it; then we kidnapped him." Reaching into the fridge I grabbed my leftovers from yesterdays taco bell run and stuck them in the microwave for a few minuets. "I put some for our captor as well, in case he's hungry. You think he's hungry?"

(What makes you think Spidey is gonna want THAT CRAP?! Spidey deserves something better than your leftovers!)

(Yea man, no way Spidey is gonna want that shit.)

"Well then!" I threw my hands in exasperation. "I don't know what Spiders eat!?"

(Um... You do know Spidey isn't an actual spider right?!)

"Psh! 'Course I knew that!" Not wanting to wake Spidey I carefully sat on the bed next to his sleeping form.

(Mmhhmm sure you did.)

"Aww! Spidey looks so peaceful when he's sleeping!"

(How do you know he's sleeping? We kept his mask on. He could very well be awake and you would have no idea.)

"Well if he was awake; why wouldn't he have said anything?"

(Probably cause he's to busy listening to this one sided argument of yours.)

"Ha! Ha! Very funny!" I muttered sarcastically under my breath.

(Well; why don't you check?)

"Gasp! Are you saying what I think your saying?!"

(Did you just SAY Gasp?)

(Well duh! We kinda share the same mind. So in a way your thinking it too. Besides you already know what he looks like, it's not like it's a big deal.)

"No" I shook my head. "I'm not gonna unmask him... Oye! Spidey!" Taping on his shoulder I proceeded to wake Spidey.

"Mmm... Don't touch me!" Spidey grumbled sleepily shooing my hand away. "Where am I?" He looked around.

(Aww! Spidey is so cute when he's confused.)

"You can say that again." I nodded my head in agreement.

(Will you two idiots stop fawning! He's just a regular person.)

(Yea, a super hot person with a sexy fucking body! And don't even get me started on dat ASS!)

"I have never heard truer words; no one has a better ass then Spidey"

"Um... What?" Spidey's head whipped towards me slightly tilted in confusion.

"Oh shoot! did I say that out loud?!"

(Yes you did, you fucked up man. Now Spidey knows about your creepy obsession with his ass.)

"It's not creepy" I mumbled quietly to myself.

"Yea." He nodded his head. "I noticed you talk to yourself alot." He uttered getting himself out of bed. "A-Are we in your apartment.

(I want to squeeze the Spidey booty!)

"Yea." I nodded getting up from the bed as well making my way to the kitchen. "This is my place!" That was when I noticed Spidey had taken off his mask himself shooting me a rather concerned stare. Hmm... I should probably explain myself so that he doesn't think i'm some creepy kidnapper obsessed with his ass. "I thought it would be okay. You passed out; so I thought it would be best to let you rest and make sure your back in good health before you go back home." Spidey opened and closed his mouth a few times like he wanted to say something but couldn't find the words.

(That's because he's freaking the fuck out! He was just kidnapped after all!)

(Ha! I told you it was kidnap!)

"Taco?" I offered holding the taco towards his direction after retrieving it from the microwave.

"Thanks." He mumbled shyly taking it from my hand.

(What?! You mean he's actually eating it?)

"Um... Spidey?" I started immediately getting his attention. "Can I ask you something?" getting a head not in response.

(Can I touch the booty?)

"No! no! No! No! Don't do that to me!" I screamed at the voice shaking my head. "Now I can't even remember what I was gonna say cause now all I can think about is Spidey's booty!"

(You just said that out loud! Idiot!)

"Um..." Letting out a shy laugh I quickly apologized. "I'm sorry Spidey." Not sorry about thinking of the booty of course... Just sorry that I screamed it out loud. "I'm not a creep."

"I didn't say you were." He laughed taking another bite of his taco. Before looking back up at me with a bit of a serious look on his face. "And... Y-You can call me Peter by the way." Peter's entire face turned red by the end of that sentence.

(Aww! He's blushing! I guess he's not freaked out by you after all!)

(Ooo! Little Petey's blushing! That must mean he likes us back! And we all know what THAT means!)

(Ugh... Why am I afraid to ask, what that means?)

(It means we can touch Spidey's booty without him thinking it's weird!)

"Okay Petey." I nodded in acknowledgement taking bites of my own taco.


AN: Sorry the chapter is so short but I hope you liked it anyways. Any suggestions for the next one?