Author's note: Hey guys sorry this took so long. I've been challenging myself into making a lot of stories, and having like at a hundred soon. I also have been busy with stuff in my life. I have found Total Drama on Netflix but the only seasons that were on it were Island, Action, All Stars, Pahkitew Island, and Ridonculous Race. No worries though…I'm able to watch R.O.T.I on YouTube…..Remember I don't own Total Drama.
Episode 1: Bigger! Badder! Brutal-er
2 hours later:
The 21 teenagers have been waiting for a while now to be forced to watch the new season. They were also waiting for Owen to get back, from jumping off the boat to go and talk to Chris.
"Guys! Guys guess what! I was just on the Island and Chris said that we're not competing this year and we're all boring." Owen shouts very loudly.
Most of the other ex-campers shout, "WE KNOW OWEN!"
He looks at them sheepishly.
The Producer that they talked to earlier walks over to all of them, "Ah Owen, nice of you to be back. (Smiles sarcastically) Alright all of you, the episode is going to be airing in a few hours. You all have to watch, and to make sure you don't skip out in the middle…..the doors will be locked and yes the eliminated cast members will be staying here with you all." He turns around and starts to leave but stops, "Oh and one more thing some of you will be able to have a cameo in some of the episodes….Owen will probably get one in the first episode."
He leaves; everyone is standing there watching him go either shocked or glaring.
It was now time for them to go to the movie room, to watch the first episode of the season.
"Oh my gosh, I'm like so excited to see all the new contestants. Right Sadie?"
"Hu me to! We are so B.F.F.F.L's."
"EEEEEEEEEE…." Both of them squeal so high that most of the others had to cover their ears.
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Eva yells at them.
Everyone backed away from her slowly…
"I wonder if any of the new guys are going to be nice." Beth says.
"I could tell you. I looked up all of their personal lives…..I also should be ready to start blogs for new couples that could happen with the new guys."
"Ah no offense Sierra, but I don't really think that telling us all about their personal life right now is a good idea for you to do." Bridgette says.
Loud Speaker: Show Time!
The screen turns on and they first see an astronaut, then it pans down to show Chris.
"We've been to the movies, we've been around the world, and this season we're going back to where it all began…Camp Wawahnakwa, I'm Chris McClain and things have changed since we've been away…
"Pff what could have changed?" Noah says.
and by change I mean things being really dangerous." An octopus arm came up with a roar and smacked down an Intern and the part of the dock he was standing on.
"Oh my, awesome, that was super cool! Izzy exclaims.
"But the rules of the game have remained the same. A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete strangers, air out dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional, life threatening challenges all over the Island, and risk being voted off…last one standing will win 1 million dollars!"
"Oh I really should be competing! I was cheated by that feral freak Ezekiel, I deserve that money." Heather shrieked while the others just shook their heads.
"Speaking of our cast here they come now!" (A boat is shown with the original cast on it. Music is playing. The boat doesn't stop at the dock though, with someone shouting No.)
"He He, No not them, this season we got all new players fighting for the million…..and here they come now, for real….."
"Jerk….." Courtney snarls. The rest of them don't pay attention to her and continue to watch the show.
(A newer boat is seen coming) "Meet Joe." A camera pans closer to the newbies pointing at a girl. "Stay out of my way if you value your Kiwis."
"Okay I can already tell that this cast is going to be horrible." Gwen says.
"Scott!" "Right back at you." The red head boy then smells his arm pits. "Zoey and Mike." "Can you believe we're here?" A red headed girl asks. "Yeah it's beautiful." The boy is looking at the girl when he says this.
"Oh those two should totally be a couple!" Sierra shouts, pulling out her phone starting to type something down.
"Lightning." A muscular boy pops up pushing Mike and Zoey out of the way. "Hello gorgeous" He flexes and kisses his biceps. "Brick" The camera pans over to a boy that looks military. "Brick MacArthur reporting for duty." He salutes, dropping Zoey who he had caught a second ago. "B and Dawn." "Your aura is an exceptional purplish green…..oh but it suits you though."
"Okay now that girl is just creepy…creepier then Harold." "I'm not creepy Duncan…..Gosh." "Now don't you be mean to my man." Lashawna says.
"Dakota" "Hey there, Dakota here, and I'm…." "Anne Maria" A girl is using hair spray but as she's talking Dakota pushes her out of the way. "Whoa who said you could pan away?" She gets sprayed with hair spray by an angry Anne Maria. "Staci" "My great Aunt Millie invented suntans, yeah before her people covered themselves in clay….cough…cough" She also got sprayed.
"Okay I can tell already that those three are going to be annoying when they get here." Duncan says to Gwen who nods in agreement.
"Cameron" "Fresh air, a real lake, birds!" He frowns and gets tackled by the birds and falls.
"Ha Ha, dude what's up with that guy?" "Geoff, may I ask of you to please not make fun of other people or what goes on in their lives." "Sorry Babe."
"And Sam" "Oh yeah grenade launcher upgrade He He now were talking."
"Cool someone else that likes video games!" Cody smiles slightly.
"Yep it's our roughest toughest, most explosive season ever." Chris smirks pulling out a remote and blows up the boat the campers were on. "Right here on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!"
(Theme Song)
"AAAAAhhhh…is this what pain taste like? Cameron who landed on a rock asks, while behind him Anne Maria is seen swimming exclaiming about how Chris was going to be getting beat up by her. While that was happening Zoey and Staci who were floating on stuff were pushed aside by Joe, who also a couple minutes after pushes Sam underwater (who's trying to keep his game guy safe) to get by him. Cameron is possibly drowning calling out for help while Scott passes by him and says, "Pass."
(I know that he said a different word that sounds like that word but I don't think it's very nice so yeah.)
"Okay someone should really be helping him….what if he drowns?!" Bridgette exclaims angrily.
"I'll save you little girl!" Lightning is holding him above his head with one arm. "I'm a boy!" We see Dakota (Who somehow got a raft from somewhere).
"Wait how did that get there?" Lindsay asks. "I don't want to know." Gwen says.
"Hey felas! However did you find me?" Dakota asks a crew of paparazzi innocently."We got your text." One of them stated. "Oh for crying out loud!" Chris exclaims, he then has Chef put an explosive on the boat, they were on.
"Okay I could already tell that she's going to be a riot to have around here….yeah us." Noah crosses his arms after his sarcastic remark. "Cram it Fruitcake I would like to finish this sometime tonight!" Eva yells out.
When the boat the paparazzi were on exploded, it caused Dakota to fly backwards hitting Cameron, landing where he was and having Cameron go underwater. Staci is shown trying to stay above water, she goes under. "Hang on I'm coming!" Both Mike and Zoey yell out. "Oh you go ahead." Mike says nicely and nervously. "Oh no you go ahead….I insist." Zoey says sweetly. "Well I mean if you insist." All of a sudden one of Staci's arms came up and pulled Mike under too. "Huh? Hold on!" She then dove underwater and brought both Mike and Staci up. "Thanks I owe you one." Mike smiles at her.
"Okay all these people this season are so pathetic." Eva growled angrily. "Relax Iron Woman." Noah calmed her down. Heather says while glaring at everybody "All of you shut up so we can finish this stupid first episode!"
Confessional Cam:
Mike: "Okay my first confessional….so uh Zoey nice girl…. (He smiles) okay super nice…..I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me? You see I have this…..work…I just hope my condition doesn't ruin things for me again…sigh"
"Wow I wonder what's up with him?" Cody thinks out loud. "Oh he has M.P.D." Sierra says while she's looking at her phone, causing her to not see the looks everyone else was giving her.
Zoey: "Wow I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama Confessional. It's so exciting….everyone seems so nice…..I hope they all like me….I could use a few new friends…..or friends period. Orwhat if they hate me, what if this flower is too big, am I trying too hard, you'll like me right?"
End Confessionals:
"Oh poor girl, I would like to be her friend." Bridgette smiles slightly. "Yeah same here sugar." Leshawna calls out to her from where she sat.
The camera then shows Joe coming out of the water. "Yeah that's what I'm talking about first one on the aw…..How did you? You're not even wet…." The camera pans out showing Dawn sitting in a lotus position on a rock completely dry. "Hmm oh I used a short cut."
"That girl is as weird as Izzy!" Noah exclaims. "Thanks Noah!" Izzy calls out to him from where she sat on Owen's shoulders.
Brick crawls onto the beach near a confused Joe. "Mam! He salutes…..falls on his face in exhaustion. Confessional Cam:
Brick: I may be the strongest player here, but I'm all about teamwork. Back in the Codettes I took the teamwork medal 3 years running, also the bed making medal, and flag medal (I have no idea what the flag one was so work with me) and the most letters home to mom medal. I always win that medal.
End Confessional:
"Huh wow he sort of sounds like you D.J. when you talk about your mom." Beth says smiling towards D.J. everyone becomes shocked at what they see next on the screen.
Cameron is coming out of the water standing on B's head coughing. The others on the beach are staring. Confessional Cam:
Cameron: "I'm what's known as a "Bubble Boy", growing up my mom was really over protecting…..so I never went swimming before….I never did anything before up until 6 hours ago. All I ever did was read and sigh a lot, but just because of me being a bubble boy doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with…..huh no way Denis plexipis (Is that what he calls it I have no idea?) the Monarch butterfly? (It lands on his head) Ah oh it's so heavy." End Confessional:
"What a weakling….." Courtney rolls her eyes. "Basically all of the cast members are all non-important….this year." Heather exclaims annoyed.
"Yeah and my great, great, great uncle Bart invented swimming, before him people just waved their arms around and sank to the bottom…."
(A/N Yeah she's way to annoying to be writing that much about what she says…..I hope any of you that are Staci fans won't be mad.)
"Does she ever shut up?" Duncan asks glaring at the Screen.
"Yeah that's great." Mike is completely ignoring her staring at Zoey dreamily. All of a sudden at that moment Sam washes up onto the beach looking very tired and coughing up a fish. Confessional Cam:
Sam: "He he he I knew I should have played that sweet fitness workout game. He he I just hope I won't get cut first…that would be lame, but if I stick it out long enough to get cut 6th or maybe even 7th. How awesome would that be He he." (starts playing a video game) End Confessional Cam:
"So stocked to be here….I've been watching Total Drama forever, who knows maybe I'll even make some new friends." Zoey says to Mike and Dawn. "Yes that would be good considering you were an only child and all." "Wha….who told you that?" Zoey looks freaked out at Dawn. "Your soul is like an open book, you had such a lonely childhood, it must have been difficult." Zoey pulls away from her creeped out.
"She knows more stuff about people that Sierra!" Cody exclaims freaked out.
Chris comes onto the loud speaker
"Attention fresh meat! See the trail leading into the forest…..race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wild life that would be bad." Lightning says jokingly to Sam "Yeah wouldn't want to upset the bunnies." Loud Speaker: (Chris)- "The tiniest sound could set them off like this….." (Blows an air-horn into loud speaker, causing something that is really big in the forest to roar and knock down a few trees…the cast scream and start running.)
"Oh my gosh Sadie I'm like really scared right now." "Huh me too Katie, it's super scary….even if it is just on the show."
A bird is twittering on a tree branch but stops when a tentacle grabs it from the hole in the tree and pulls it in.
"Tyler?" "Yeah Linds?" "Why did that slimy thing come out of the tree and grab that little birdie?" "I don't know Linds….." "Okay…Hey Cora do you know the answer?" "First of all my name isn't Cora it's Courtney and second NO!" "Alright let's just keep watching the episode…" Bridgette said so no one would start fighting.
Author's note: Sorry I'm cutting this in half….this chapter is just starting to get way to long and were not even half way through the episode yet. Don't worry I won't take too long to get the second part up. Thanks to all of you for being very patient with me. Please R&R but no flames.
