Author's note: Okay so first of all, I didn't forget Alejandro I purposely didn't put him in this story because they obviously didn't know until All Stars about him being put in a robot suit. Sorry if I didn't make that clear in the last chapter. Now here's the second part of the first episode. Remember I don't own Total Drama.
The camera pans over and we see a finish line. Jo and Lightning are seen crossing first. Jo crossed before Lightning
"Yes! Sorry you had to lose to a girl." She says looking back at Lightning.
"What girl? Lightning didn't lose bro, Lightning never loses."
Chris then rolls up on a quad.
He then started putting everyone showing up on either team A or B.
(I'm not going to write Chris saying all the stuff he says when putting them in teams. Hard to write it all.)
Chris finished putting them into teams. Scott runs up to Chris. "What the heck was that thing in the forest?"
Cameron says scared, "I'm pretty sure that cry doesn't belong to any known animal species…."
"Relax it will all make sense eventually….He he he," Chris is smirking rubbing his hands together evilly.
The cast members are looking at Chris worriedly as he continues to laugh hysterically.
"Okay I'm going to say this now that I'm so glad that I'm not in this season….especially that Chris is acting like this." Gwen says staring at the screen.
"Join the club honey." Noah says in his normal cynic voice.
"Shut it Turkey." Lashawna says glaring at him.
"Alright let's just continue watching." Beth says trying to make peace.
"Now this season of Total Drama is going to be a little bit different….for example, every episode someone will be eliminated."
"Gasp" some the cast exclaims.
Zoey says, "It's never been that hard before."
"I know….good, but since you're all first timers, I'm going to cut you a break and hide this bad boy (holds up a little immunity statue) somewhere on the campground. Genuine McClain brand Chris head, your free ticket back into the game even if your teammates vote you off, whoever finds it will be the most powerful player in Total Drama history…..is the clef in my chin really that big?"
"Yep, and it looks like a butt." Scott says smirking.
"Ha ha ha now that is just hilarious I wish I would have told him that at one point." Duncan exclaims hysterically while some of the other guys are also laughing.
"Can we just finish watching this please so I can go to bed?" Heather says glaring at them.
Chris glares "Moving on….Time for the team names!"
Lightning exclaims, "Team Lightning! No wait, Lightning Squid!"
"Great suggestions, Lightning, but names have already been chosen by moi…Team A you shall hence worth forever be known as the Toxic Rats, and team B you are here by dubbed the Mutant Maggots."
"Why does he have names that are representing chemical waste?" Bridgette asks nervously.
"Who knows Malibu Barbie." Duncan says.
"Oh maybe there's some toxic waste around that makes him come up with the names…..just like the mole people!" Izzy shouts causing everyone to give her weird looks.
Both teams look at him a little concerned. "Um what's with all the references to chemical waste?" Mike asks.
Just then a loud roar happens. "It's the monster!" Cameron exclaims.
Trees were being knocked over closer and closer to them causing them to scream. Out of the bushes came some weird naked squirrel.
"Hey it's just a stupid squirrel." Jo says annoyed "Awe." Dakota exclaims
Its eyes blink sideways causing her to scream. Dawn asks worriedly, "Ohmygosh what's wrong with it?"
"That poor creature! How could Chris do such a thing to wild life!?"
"Chilax babe…" Geoff tried calming down his girlfriend.
"I will not calm down Geoff! Okay after this is over I want you to give me your phone so I could talk to the producers about this….got if Geoff." Bridgette says glaring.
"Got it, sure thing, Bridge." Geoff says nervously.
"While we were gone I rented out the Island to a nice family oriented bio hazarded waste company….sweet people, but the waste is having a teensy weensy bit of an impact on the forest animals."
The squirrel's tongue snaps out like a frog's and eats a butterfly. "He He coll." Sam says.
"Weird I want one." Dakota says kneeling down and then the squirrel roars and shoots lasers from its eyes causing her to scream.
"He he he….Most danger ever!" Chris exclaims.
"Yep I'm glad I'm not there." Cody says.
"OMG I know Codykins! I'm so glad that we're here where I could protect you." Sierra says hugging Cody not noticing him trying to get away from her, and no one at all noticing Noah looking away and looking a little jealous.
(Wink wink)
Confessional Cam:
Dakota- "(crying) Chris is the meanest ever (crying) hold on. (checks makeup) not too blotchy okay take 2 (crying)"
End Confessional Cam:
"What a drama queen, I hate people like that." Eva glares causing everyone around her to scoot away a little scared.
"Now before we start are very first challenge of the season, let me give out some rewards….Jo since you made it here first your team gets a trampoline and the Rats get a hack saw."
Chef who's jumping on the trampoline holding the saw then falls off of it with a scream.
Lightning is laughing at him until he gets hit in the head with the saw thrown at him. Then Jo is laughing at him until she's hit with the trampoline.
"What do these two items have to do with this bomb?"
"Um he won't blow us up again will he?" Mike asks Zoey nervously.
"Won't I?" Chris says popping up from behind them, "Find out when we come back."
"Dude this is starting to look really scary." Tyler says.
"Cha dude I wonder why the producers are letting Chris use so many explosives?" Geoff asks.
"I don't know but right now I want my mama." D.J. says scared while the others roll their eyes.
We see two Totem Pools hanging from two trees above the cast and Chris.
"Those are your team Totems, you need to cut them down, get them in the river and ride them back to the campground. First team there will get their pick of the cabins, but hurry the Totems are rigged with bombs if you don't plant them in front of your cabin in 7 minutes or less starting now."
"Alright let's do this!" Jo yells, she jumps on the trampoline but it flings her forward into the water.
"Stand back, Lightning is on it!" Lightning says in 3rd person as he starts climbing the tree then immediately falls back down.
"Dang slippery tree, don't worry Lighting never quits!" He starts climbing again and B is seen looking at the tree in thought. He then gets an idea when Staci starts talking, "It's too bad my third cousin Jack isn't here to give us tips on bare handed tree climbing."
(Don't know and don't care if that's exactly what she says….I can't wait till she's voted off, I'm going to have the other cast members from the original cast put duck tape on her so I don't have to think of too many things to say when she's watching future episodes.)
"Ha ha now those two that are already making fools of themselves, are hilarious, but I'm starting to be annoyed by that chatty girl." Duncan says.
"I know man what's up with her?" Trent asks.
"It says here that she lies like this to make it seem like she has impressive ancestors." Sierra says again not looking up from her phone, also getting creped out looks from everyone and Cody who she was still hugging.
"Okay if Jo hits the center of the trampoline with 50 pounds a pressure per square inch…."
"Stand back I want a crack at this!" Anne Maria says while pushing Cameron over, cutting off his rambling.
"But I calculated for Jo's weight!"
She jumps and smacks into the bottom of the Totem Pole a bunch of times until Jo kicks the trampoline out of the way so she would stop bouncing uncontrollably.
Confessional Cam:
Anne Maria- "Sure I want to win a million dollars but not at the expense of my looks, I mean check me out perfect hair, perfect tan all this is worth a billon easy."
End Confessional Cam:
"Ugh another annoying makeup obsessed girl." Eva complains.
"Oh maybe we can become friends with her! What do you think Sadie?"
"Oh that is such a great idea Katie."
"EEEEEEEEE." The both of them shout happily.
"Both of you shut up!" Eva yells.
"Alright let's please continue watching." Beth says, still being the peace maker.
Lightning is still trying to climb the tree, Staci's blabbering and B is building something. He grabs Staci pulling her away from the others which lets them sigh in relief, puts her on one side of this make shift teeter totter thing. He then has Sam stand near the tree. B then jumps on the other side of the teeter totter having Staci land on Sam's shoulders….that's when Lightning falls from the tree again.
Confessional Cam:
Lightning- "First of all, tree climbing is not a recognized sport plus that tree was covered in butter or something, but if Chris is trying to make Lightning look bad, he can think again. Lightning never gives up and never surrenders. Sha-Lightning!"
End Confessional Cam:
"Time to win this!" Brick exclaims and jumps onto the trampoline. He grabs onto an axe at the bottom of the Totem and starts screaming.
"Ga help help help…."
"Good grief!" Jo exclaims.
"Sheesh what a baby." Anne Maria says.
"Awe man this isn't working (gasp) Gash darn it cut the rope already!" Mike says while he starts to talk like an old man.
"That's what we're trying to do Mike." Anne Maria says glaring at him.
"Mike? Names Chester missy."
"Um excuse me?" Zoey asks confused.
"Okay these people are just total losers….and what's up with that one guy calling himself Chester?" Heather asks.
"Oh that's one of Mike's personalities." Sierra says to all of them.
"So he has a personality that's an old man?" Beth asks curiously
"Yep there are other ones too but I'm sure we'll be meeting them soon….and hopefully he finds the courage to tell someone about his M.P.D." Sierra says leaving the others looking at her weirdly again.
Confessional Cam:
Zoey- "Mike is so sweet. You know I really don't get his old man comedy routine, but I bet it's really funny if you're from France or something."
End Confessional:
We then see B's team is still stacking each other on their shoulders. We then see Brick is still pulling at the axe when a laser squirrel comes onto a branch nearby. Brick starts swatting at it, "Hu, no shuw go away shuw."
It starts to growl at him causing him to scream.
"Back in my day, we didn't need fancy saws and axes to cut ropes we were just fine with stone." Exclaims Mike/Chester, then he throws a rock, accidentally hitting the squirrel, making it mad enough to start shooting lasers out of its eyes.
"Okay this is just bad for the animals to be exposed to toxic waste! Geoff when I borrow your phone to call the producers later I'm going to make another phone call to someone else about this whole mutant thing."
"Sure thing babe." Geoff says to Bridgette.
"You know it's kind of funny that none of them realize that Mike is not messing around." Duncan says while some of the others glare at him.
We see the other team as B puts Dawn at the top of their human tower.
"One more person will do it….Dakota?" Sam says to B. We then see Dakota sitting on a stump getting her picture taken by the paparazzi, all of a sudden a tree falls between her and them with Chris standing on it and yelling "Timber! No time for photo ops Dakota."
"Take it easy." She says back.
"Again as I said before Drama Queen." Eva said.
"Nah I'm thinking more along the lines of Diva." Duncan says.
"No one asked for anyone's opinion so all of you shut up so we can leave." Courtney exclaims.
"Let us follow what Courtney says." Justin says for the first time since they started watching the episode.
We then go back to the squirrel shooting lasers and eventually it shoots the branch holding the teams Totem pool.
The camera then pans, showing B running while holding Dakota. "Put me down! Take it easy!" Dakota exclaims.
"Only 3 minutes left!" Dawn warns looking at the timer, "Saw the ropes!" She yells to Dakota.
"How are you supposed to…..it won't work?" She says while trying to cut it with the saw upside down.
"Teeth down on the rope, down!" Sam yells.
"This girl is dumber than Lindsay." Heather says while she gets glared at by Beth, Tyler, Gwen and Lashawna.
"No girl, you cannot be that dumb!" Lightning yells.
"Pretend its Daddy's Steak Knife!" Dawn says to her.
This causes Dakota to know how to cut the rope and that causes the Totem to fall to the ground.
"He He B change your name to A+!" Sam calls to him.
Confessional Cam:
B- (Breaths on his hand, rubs it on his shirt smiling.)
Scott- (Throwing a rock against the wall) "B thinks he's so smart, but once my plan goes into action he won't know what hit him." (Throws the rock into the wall hard causing it to fly back and hit him in the head.) "Ow!"
End Confessional Cam:
"Why can't they all just get along like all of us do?" Owen asks.
Some of them look at him strangely.
The camera cuts back to the two teams riding their Totem poles in the water.
"They're gaining on us!" Jo calls out looking behind them at the other team.
"It's my duty to inform you, mam, that we got bigger problems." Brick states pointing to the water fall in front of them.
The team gasps while Cameron exclaims, "My first water fall!"
"And maybe our last." Mike/Chester states.
They scream as they went over it but when they reached the bottom they landed on the ground with a bump and sliding down the hill….Zoey falls but is clinging onto the back.
"Ah kids today and their crazy log rides." Mike/Chester complains.
"Mike!" Zoey calls out scared.
"Hmm (gasp) Zoey? Zoey hang on tight!" Mike yells to her as he grabs her, now out the Chester character.
Zoey hugs him from behind, "Okay thanks Mike."
"Oh no problem." Mike smiles at her.
"Aaaawwwww!" Beth, Katie, Sadie and Sierra say.
"I'm so going to be making a blog for them to be a couple." Sierra says.
"Great just what we all need, another one of your couple blogs." Noah says sarcastically rolling his eyes.
Sierra pays no attention to him as some of the others are giggling or just rolling their eyes at Noah's smart remark.
The camera cuts back showing the other team is now coming down from the water fall. They all were cheering. B then looks back at them pointing his arm straight.
"B wants us to lean forward!" Dawn shouts to the rest of them. They then lean making them go faster.
"Yeah my great, great, great second aunt Mary invented log riding…"
"We don't care!" The team shouts at Staci as they passed the other team.
"Hey how did they get in front of us?!" Jo shouts angrily.
"Anyone want to start guessing on which team is going to lose and who their going to vote out?" Trent asks.
"Izzy guesses the rat team and that chatty girl." Izzy yells in third person.
"I hope they don't vote her off if they lose…..if they do I'm going to put duck tape on her." Eva says glaring.
"Um wouldn't that be a little mean?" D.J. asks her, but then cowers in fear when she glares fiercely at him.
"Alright dudes, let's all calm down." Geoff says calmly.
The camera cuts to Chris and Chef sitting in lawn chairs near the two cabins.
"Ahhh feels good to be back…" After Chris says this Owen suddenly runs up out of nowhere and out of breathe.
"Hey Chris, get this, the boat wouldn't stop…"
"Cool! There I am you guys. Wait till you see what happens next." Owen says excitedly. While everyone else just ignored him, continuing to watch the show.
"Oh look its former player Owen, who's not competing this year."
"Yeah, so I swam back to tell you that…..WHAT! Not competing?"
"I'm afraid that you and the other classic players have out lived your usefulness….Chef?"
"What does he mean that we outlived our usefulness?" Heather yells angrily.
"Don't worry Hannah were all useful in our own ways." Lindsay says happily.
"How dumb are you that you still get our names wrong?" Heather snaps back at her.
"Hey! Don't talk to my girlfriend like that." Tyler yelled.
"Thanks Taylor." Lindsay says getting his name wrong again causing him to sigh.
"My point still stands." Heather smirks.
Chef then sticks a bomb on Owen's face. Which causes Owen to scream and start running away as Chris pulls out a remote pressing the button. The camera pans out showing the really big cliff and Owen flying away after the explosion. Chris and Chef are laughing until one of the teams come out of the woods and land near Chris and Chef.
"Woohoo first place go team Lightning!" Lightning shouts.
"Tick Tock." Chris says pointing to his watch.
The camera shows the timer on the Totem Pole still counting down.
"Quick grab the good cabin!" Scott yells out.
They rush and put the Totem Pole on a stump in front of the classier cabin which causes the timer to stop at exactly 1 second left. The team starts cheering happily.
At that moment though the other team comes screaming….they all fall off the Totem Pole and it flings into the classy cabin that the other team chose. The timer counts down to its final seconds and explodes, destroying the other team's cabin.
"Well wasn't that unfortunate, right Gwen?" Duncan asks smirking.
"Yes it was….knowing Chris he'll probably have the first team that was there be the losing one." Gwen says.
"Oh Chris is definitely going to do that he he, this is fun to watch isn't it Cody-kins?" Sierra asks while squealing.
"Yeah sure….." Cody scoots further away from her a little scared as she smiles at him creepily. Everyone else just rolls their eyes at Sierra obsessing over Cody again.
"Too bad it had an 8 person hot tub and air conditioning."
The team groans in disappointment. "Yeah my great, great, great uncle James invented log cabins, before him people had to sleep in the trees and they kept falling out all the time….."
Staci kept on rambling not noticing her team mates glaring at her. "Regardless as the only team with a cabin still standing, the Mutant Maggots win the fist challenge." Chris says.
"Oh they are definitely going to be voting her off tonight." Trent says.
"Great a compulsive liar, just what we need to be here…..along with Mr. Mad Skills giving us non interesting facts and the other annoying people here." Noah says.
"The facts I give are interesting Noah…..Gosh." Harold says.
"You know this disrespectfulness is what made us kick you off during the first season, Turkey." Leshawna glares at Noah, who just shrugs.
"What-ever…." Noah rolls his eyes looking back at the T.V.
"Yeah." The Maggots cheer while in pain from the fall they took.
"So where am I going to sleep?" Lightning asks.
"No worries we got a back up cabin for you…it's every bit as nice as the one you lost." Chris says as a helicopter brings a cabin that looks like the other team's cabin.
They all groan. "Crap." Lighting says, "Team Rat I'll see you at the campfire for our first elimination ceremony of the season." Chris says and then high fives Chef.
It's now dark and we see the elimination ceremony. "The votes are cast, those that receive a regular marshmallow can stay but this season one player will receive a very special marshmallow….a marshmallow you do not want to eat….whoever gets the marshmallow of toxic loserdom is out of the contest which means you can't come back ever. The Following players are safe:
Scott
B
Lightning
Dawn
and Sam, and the marshmallow of toxic loserdom go to….
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Staci."
"Aww but I was doing so good." She then catches the toxic marshmallow which causes her hair to fall out. Causing the others to gasp and cower in a corner far away from her.
"(sigh) I guess it's the dock of shame for me then."
"Actually we came up with something new this season…you're going to love it."
"I hate it when he says that." Courtney says
"Oh I agree with you." Justin says smiling at her.
"Can we please finish this episode up now please….and then we can meet up with Staci I guess?" Beth asks, sort of annoyed with Justin.
"Say hello to the hurl of shame pat en pended!" Chris exclaims as he and Chef standing near a giant catapult that Staci was sitting in.
Okay that is just mean to do….but still I'm glad I didn't have to compete this season….to be eliminated and have to ride that thing." Cody says smiling a little.
"Huh same here…..we really do think alike Cody." Sierra smiles creepily.
"Yeah catapults were invented by my great, great, great, great, great…ahhhhh" She was flung up into the air before she finished talking.
"One down Twelve to go. Who's next in line? Find out next time right her on Total….Drama…Revenge of the Island!"
"Well that was an interesting first episode." Owen says.
"You said it big O. I wonder if they would let Izzy do a cameo." Izzy yells.
"Uh hi….." They look over at the door where they see Staci who's bald.
"Hi Staci, sorry but I don't have time to talk I have a few people that I need to call with Geoff's phone." Bridgette says storming off with her boyfriend's phone looking really mad.
"Oh okay…..Did you know that my great, great, great, great, great uncle Joe created the cell phone? Yeah before him people….." She got cut off by Eva.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH! None of us want to hear any of your lies (by now she got in her face) so shut up or we'll have to use duck tape on you tomorrow when watching the next episode. Got it?" Eva is glaring at Staci; she is satisfied when Staci nods her head.
Eva then leaves the room; Staci looks around and notices that almost everyone had fled the room at the start of Eva's outburst. She looks down and sighs.
Author's note: How was it? I know that it was a little mean to have Eva yell at Staci but I sort of wanted her to realize she should stop talking. Please R&R. At some points I'll be having some Interlude chapters between some of the episode chapters.
