Hi guys!
Natsuka: When are we going to finish all this? I'm dying, waiting for the auditions to start!
Mikasa: Calm down, we still have... Um... 30 more animes to write before the auditions start.
Miko: What?! (faints)
Hayuka: Guys, its not 30, its um... whatever! All we need to know is that we have to write 20 and below more animes to write before the auditions start.
Mikasa: Oh, I know! Why don't we ask our readers to suggest some more animes for this?
Natsuka: NO! I am not going to write anymore!
Hayuka: Hey, readers! You can suggest any anime and who will audition as who!
Natsuka: Hayuka...
Hayuka: What?
Mikasa: By the way, the previous chapters were written as the following:
Natsuka wrote Monochrome Factor and Ao no Exorcist
Hayuka wrote Naruto, Inazuma Eleven and CardCaptor Sakura
I wrote Fairytail
Miko... well, she did nothing
Miko: I did! I did the typing!
Hayuka: Ahem.
Miko: Alright. You did the typing. But do you expect me to type all 20 slips of paper at once? I'm not a typewriter.
Natsuka: Ah, whatever! Lets not waste our time. Do the disclaimer!
Hayuka: Wait... I thought you said that we weren't doing the disclaimer anymore?
Mikasa:Whatever, typewriter, do the disclaimer!
Miko: (Sobs) We do not own any of the animes we are writing, we only own the fanfic! We do not own yaoi either.
Hayuka: But I like yaoi!
Natsuka: Just get on with the story!
"Misaki~" A voice called.
Yata Misaki, putting his skateboard down, sighed before looking at the bar. There stood Suoh Mikoto, his king. He took a deep breath before asking,
"What is it, Mikoto?"
"The co-director of Funtom Acting Industries is looking for you. Wonder why the moat superior acting company wanted to do so," Mikoto answered.
"Funtom?"
"The company that produced Kuroshitsuji. Now go!"
"Yes, yes..."
Misaki picked up his skateboard and put on his cap, humming 'Shiver' by 'The Gazette' the whole time.(Don't ask me how he knew it)
"Kuroshitsuji huh? What do they want this time? The last time was that William was coming to give Reisi a lecture."
"I remember that. William and Reisi, a perfect match."
"Both follow rules, while Grell and Fushimi break them together."
"Exactly."
"Hello? This is Yata speaking." Misaki raised the phone before speaking to it.
"This is Otonashi Hayuka, co-director of Funtom Acting Industries speaking. After going through a long list of anime casts, the director, Kiryuu Natsuka has told me to tell you something."
"Can you please hurry up? I don't have all day." Misaki tried his best to be polite.
Curse you, Mikoto.
"Ah, I wouldn't say that if I was you, Misaki-chan." Although they were speaking over the phone, it was no surprise that chuckles could be heard from Hayuka.
"What did you say?" Misaki, unable to control his temper roared.
Hayuka smirked secretly before grinning.
"Misaki-Chan..."
"HOW DARE YOU?!"
"Now now chill... Anyway, I wad told by Natsuka to tell you that you and ah, what was his name again? Whatever, Mikoto that bartender of anime yours and you are invited to participate in the audition for Kuroshitsuji III."
"Seriously? But Funtom only chooses the best out of the best."
"Congratulations then! What else can I say anyway?"
"Seriously?"
"Do you want me to repeat exactly what she said?"
"Well, yeah. Kind of,"
"Hm... Ah, let's see. 'Ahem. Hayuka, I want you to call the Red 'group', as we call them and inform them that Misaki and and Mikoto are in the audition for Kuroshitsuji III."
"Seriously? "
"Hello? Reisi speaking." Munakata Reisi picked up his phone.
"Ok. Admit Natsuka! Why am I doing this?" A voice came from the phone.
"Careful Miko. He can hear you." the 'Natsuka' replied.
"Whatever. Er... Reisi, was it?"
"...Yeah..." Reisi could only muster one word.
"This is Neiji Miko, the co-director of Funtom Acting Industries. (DAMMIT? WHY ARE YOU ONLY THE DIRECTOR, NATSUKA?)
(BECAUSE I AM AWE-SOME. GET IT?)
"Funtom... Acting... Industries..." Reisi said slowly.
"Yes, you got it right! Ok, basically, Fushini Sanihiko and YOU are invited to the auditions for Kuroshitsuji III. Please arrive at 7 am at Funtom Acting Industries."
"Wait... even Fushimi?"
"Yeah. The idiot who never buttons up his collar." Miko sighed.
"Anyway, other than that, do you have any other business with me?" Reisi asked, a little ticked off.
"Argh... No..." Miko stammered.
"Then, do you HAVE ANY RIGHT TO CALL MY PRIVATE NUMBER?!" Reisi roared angrily over the phone. Miko was shocked and she immediately backed off the phone. She muttered " Natsuka... Wait, Natsuka? WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?!"
Isana Yashioo and Yatagami Kuroh lay on top of a building. Isana kept the colourless wing's body. He was enjoying the wind when a figure appeared.
"Whoa. Do you HAVE a wing's power or something?" Isana backed away quietly.
"Do not fret. I am here to protect you." Kuroh immediately got in front of Isana. The figure that appeared had indigo eyes with brown hair. She was wearing a black doctor's coat, a white blouse with a black skirt. Heels were on her feet.
"Let me introduce myself. I am Kiryuu Natsuka, the CEO of through Funtom Acting Industries.. I am the director for Kuroshitsuji III. I may or may not be normal of course." the girl who looked about 12 stated.
"Then what do you want with us?" Kuroh glared at the girl.
"Nothing from you. But just to let you know, you have been invited to participate in THE audition for Kuroshitsuji III. Please read these letters and inform me, I have other casts to visit. Till then." She tipped her hat and disappeared.
Meanwhile, Kuroh and Isana stood there shocked, holding the letters.
"Kuroh what was that?"
"I have no idea."
Natsuka: How was that? I wrote that part! K project is my second favourite anime! Sorry for the OOCness though...
Miko: It was... pretty good... But why must you abandon me?!
Hayuka: I thought that we are 13 years old?
Natsuka: Its not my birthday yet...
Mikasa: STOP WASTING OUR TIME! GET ON WITH THE STORY!
Hayuka: Why must I be the one doing the typing?
Natsuka: Because the typewriter is too busy fawning over Sebastian to type.
Mikasa: GET ON WITH THE STORY!
Hayuka: Yeah, yeah. Damn it, I'm going to kill you, Miko!
Nura Rikuo sipped his sake as he watched the moon.
"Rikuo-sama!"
He turned to see a girl in a kimono rushing towards him. He poured another cup of sake and drank it deeply before acknowledging the girl.
"Yuki-onna,"
Yuki-onna, or Snow Woman, was on of his most powerful comrades in the Nura Clan. She blows ice and every part of her body is freezing. After they had won the battle with the Nine-tailed-fox, he trusted her more than ever and made her to be his 'right hand man'.
"Rikuo-sama, Nurahihyon-sama is holding a meeting and demands your presence immediately!"
"The old geezer? What does he want now?" he sighed.
Nura Rikuo, Nurahihyon's grandson, holds great responsilbility as the next heir. Although Nurahihyon appears to be an old man, he is actually the master of more than a thousand types of Youkai, or demons.
"Nurahihyon-sama said that it was something about the director?" Yuki-Onna wondered.
"The director? The last time she sent a letter, it was to complain that our filming was too slow."
"Rikuo-sama, what's her name? I'll freeze her to death."
(Natsuka shivers)
"I think it was Kiryuu something. I can't remember the last name." Rikuop shrugged.
"I think we'd better go, its no good to keep Nurahihyon-sama waiting." Yuki-Onna finally said.
"Let's go," Rikuo repeated.
:-:
"Really! I told Yuki-Onna to get you half an hour ago and now only you arrive! Nura Rikuo, I'm going to ban sake of you do that once more!" Nurahihyon, now in his original form roared at Nura, who was not paying any attention.
"What the matter, old geezer? In the end, I arrived, didn't I?" Rikuo asked.
""Nura Rikuo..." Nurahihyon threatened.
"Nurahihyon-sama, please! Don't punish Rikuo-sama! Punish me instead!" Yuki-Onna got in front of Rikuo.
"Nurahihyon-sama, your Youkai blood can't handle so much, please calm down." Karasutengu, a small cute liitle crow, flapping his wing, warned his master.
"That's easy to say, but..."Before he could finish his sentence, Aotabo interrrupted.
"Nurahihyon-sama, the director just called, she wants the reply in 10 minutes."
"What?! Ok, fine."
"If not she'll disqualify you."
"WHAT?! SAY YOU ARE KIDDING ME!"
"No, Nurahihyon-sama, I can quote the actual sentence, 'Tell Nurahihyon, if he doesn't submit the names in 10 minutes, I will disqualify him immediately!'"
"Ok, fine...Rikuo, this is your letter, and Yuki-Onna and Aotabo, these are yours."
"Audition for KuroshitsujiIII. You are invited to go for auditions for any character for Kuroshitsuji III."
"Kuroshitsuji? Is it Black Butler in English?"
"Erh...no?" Karasatengu asked sarcastically.
"Then what is it?" Rikuo asked stupidly.
"Can't you hear sarcasm?" Nurahihyon rolled his eyes at his grandson's stupidity.
"Ah... Okay..." Rikuo shrugged.
" Well then, Rikuo. YOU are going fro the audition!" Nurahihyon roared at his grandson.
"But, why?"
"BEACAUSE YOU WERE LATE FOR THE MEETING!"
"Just continue the meeitng now..." Rikuo turned to the meeting room just to find it empty.
Just then, the phone rang. Nurahihyon picked it up.
"Yes, yes, director. Rikuo, Yuki-Onna and Aotabo are going. Yes, yes, see you."
"SUPREME COMMANDER!"
"GRANDPA, WHY?"
Hayuka: I'm so tired...
Natsuka: I wrote that too!
Miko: Sebastian...
Mikasa:... Miko... you're the death of me...
Hayuka and Natsuka: Bye! See you in the next chapter!
