Hayuka: One more week left of the holidays and Miko hasn't bothered to give me a hand in typing...
Mikasa: Grr... I'm gonna kill Miko when I next lay my eyes on her...
Natsuka: Speaking of Miko, where the hell is she? I have been looking for her since an hour ago.
Hayuka: (sighs) She is hiding from Mikasa. Nothing I do can calm Mikasa down.
Natsuka: Oh...
Mikasa: NEIJI MIKO! WHERE EVER YOU ARE NOW, COME OUT AND FACE KURORYUU MIKASA LIKE A MAN!
Hayuka: (sweatdrops) She has gone nuts...
Natsuka: (sweatdrops too) Miko is not a man...
Hayuka: (whispers) Erm... Natsuka, remember what you told me in private last week?
Natsuka: What?
Hayuka: (still whispering) You said that if Miko does not do her work properly, you are gonna fire her.
Natsuka: Oh, that. Wait, are you serious?
Hayuka: Not exactly, but I got an idea. Why don't we fire her, then hire her as a maid? She will then be forced to do every thing we say.
Natsuka: That's a good idea.
Mikasa: NEIJI MIKO! COME OUT AND FACE THE WRATH OF KURORYUU MIKASA! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!
Natsuka: She really has gone nuts.
Hayuka: If I'm the director, I think I will fire her too...
Miko: (climbs up behind Hayuka) Please, Hayuka... Help me...
Hayuka: Where did you come from?
Natsuka: Halt there! (she performs a spell on Miko, Miko turns into a black cat)
Hayuka: What the?
Natsuka: Oops. My spell went wrong.
(Just then, Sebastian appeared)
Sebastian: A cat? Where did it come from?
Mikasa: There's a cat in the room? (screams) GET IT AWAY FROM ME! YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!
Sebastian: No fear. (carries Miko up and starts to to pet it and stroke it)
Miko: Mew.. (feeling as though she is in cloud nine)
Sebastian: Cute kitty. Good kitty. Ah, a beautiful kitty. (hugs Miko)
Miko: (screams because she is getting squashed by Sebastian) MRAOW!
(Just then, Ciel appears)
Ciel: Sebastian, what are you doing?
Sebastian: Young master, can I keep this kitten? (holds up Miko)
Ciel: ABSOLUTELY NOT! THROW IT AWAY AT ONCE!
(Sebastian obeys his master and throws Miko away)
Miko: MRAOW!
Natsuka: Sorry, Miko.
Mikasa: Wait a minute. That's Miko? (advances to Miko) AR CHOO! (She sneezes)
Miko: (runs towards Mikasa) Mew!
Mikasa: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Natsuka: It's the other way round today..
Hayuka: Shush..
Natsuka: What?
Hayuka: I'm typing, can't you see? (she types on the computer. Finally, she smiled as she finished typing the disclaimer. DISCLAIMER: We do not own Kuroshitsuji or any animes that we include in our fanfiction)
A tall man with red eyes and spiky hair stood in a training room. His right hand closed around his sword, Ginryu. As a warrior, he is sightly tanned and mascular.
"Kuro-puu!" A voice suddenly called called out.
At the sound of his nickname, the man stopped his training.
"Fai..." he growled.
A tall blond man appeared at the door.
"Kuro-rin!" he cried.
"What is it, Fai?" Kurogane asked.
Fai held up a letter. "This is a letter for you, Kuro-tan!" He held up another letter. "I received it too. It's from the Funtom Acting Industries. We have been asked to participate for Kuro-shitsuji III!"
Kurogane looked back. "I'm not going." he said.
"Why?" Fai asked. "I'm going for Ash. You being you, always wearing your boring old black clothes, can be Sebastian, Kuro-pin!"
"NO!" Kurogane said firmly.
"Why, Kuro-pon?"
"Who will look after Syaoran and Sakura if I go to the auditions, eh?" Kurogane asked.
(The Syaoran and Sakura are not the ones in the Cardcaptor Sakura anime, or xxxHolic. Clamp just names many of her characters Syaoran and Sakura, making me confused at some times)
"Easy!" cried Fai. "Just ask them to come with us! The letter says that we can bring supporters!"
Kurogane stared at Fai. Finally he gave in.
"Fine-"
"Yes!"
"-but there must be a training room there for me to practice and protection there for Sakura and Syaoran."
"Okay!"
Hayuka: One typed out at last...
Natsuka: Yeah...
Miko: MEW!
Mikasa: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Hayuka: Miko sure is enjoying her life as a cat.
Natsuka: Not for long. I am trying to look for a reverse spell to change her back to human.
Hayuka: Good luck. And good luck to me for typing the next fanfiction.
Miko: MEW!
Mikasa: FOR THE LAST TIME, GET AWAY FROM ME!
Hayuka: Shut up guys. I need to type this fanfic out!
In the Funtom Acting Industres...
"I'm sure you know what to do, Hayuka," Natsuka the CEO asked the co-director.
"Yes, Natsuka-senpai!" Hayuka gave her a big smile.
Natsuka rolled her eyes. "There is no time to joke around Hayuka, I am younger than you." she said.
"Only by a few months." Hayuka replied. "But you are my CEO."
"This is not the time to argue," Natsuka interrupted. "I thrust that you what to do?"
Hayuka rolled her eyes this time. "I know. I go to the spirit wirld, deal with the dragon and his friends while you go the girl. What's her name again?
"Chihiro." Natsuka said.
"Yep, that's it." Hayuka sure was proud. This was the first time Natsuka sent her on her mission.
"Now the mission will start in 3..." Natsuka started.
Hayuka grabbed her blue bagpack.
"2..."
Hayuka checked through the contents in it.
"1..." Hayuka closed her eyes and muttered an incantation.
"Now!"
Hayuka disappeared in thin air.
Natsuka smiled. Hayuka's skills had not rusted after all these years. Now it is her turn. Turning on the spot, she disappeared.
:-:
A girl with long wavy chestnut brown hair sat beside a river, sighing now and then. She kept looking at the river longingly, as if she wished to own it. This river's name is the Nigihayami Kohaku Nushi. Suddenly, a girl appeared in front of her. She had indigo eyes and wore a white blouse with a black jacket over it and a matching black skirt.
"I take it you are Chihiro Ogino?" she asked abruptly.
Chihiro nodded. "Are you a spirit?" she asked cautiously.
The girl gave a low laugh. "I'm no more than a spirit like your dragon Haku. Let me introduce myself. I am Kiryuu Natsuka, CEO and director of the Funtom Acting Industries."
Chihiro gave a sigh of relief. She eyed Natsuka suspiciously. "Then what do you want with me?" she asked.
Natsuka gave a smile. "I am not here to harm you, " she said. "Instaed, I am here to invite you to participate in the auditions for Kuroshitsuji III."
"Kuroshitsuji?"
Chihiro arched her eyebrow. "Is it the anime about the 12-year-old boy who summoned a demon as his butler?"
"Yep, that's it." Natsuka nodded.
"But why me?"
"Well... Let's say that a certain dragon is going to be there." Natsuka said.
"Going? Is he really going to be there?" Chihiro suddenly got excited.
Natsuka grinned. "Well, the co-director Hyuka is currently in the spirit world talking to him . She might contact me any minute now to confirm that he is going." she said.
Just then, a loud 'BEEP' was heard. Natsuka pulled out a walkie-talkie from her pocket.
"Done. The dragon says he is going. Twins are not. Spider man and giant baby are too busy. Weasel spirit gonna support." A muffled voice came from the walkie-talkie. Chihiro's eyes widened.
"Okay. The girl is coming too." Natsuka replied. She put down the walkie-talkie and looked up, meeting Chihiro's eyes. "What? He's going so you're going too, right?"
Chihiro nodded There was silence for a while. "I know that you are not a spirit," she said at last. "Then what are you?"
Natsuka smiled. "Nothing more." was her reply. She tipped her head. "Till then, " she disappeared.
Chihiro got to her feet. Oh boy, she got to do some explaining to do with her parents.
:-:
It was chaos as usual in the bathhouse of the spirit world. According to Yubaba, the workers weren't as good as Sen, or Chihiro as Haku knew her. Workers were either tripping over their feet, arguing with each other, or lazing around. As much as Yubaba doesn't want to admit it, she missed Sen and wanted her back.
"SILENCE!" A shout was suddenly heard. A girl around the age of 13 just appeared in thin air. She had long brown hair tied into a braided pony tail and sky blue eyes with a hint of seriousness in it. She wore a white blouse with a light blue jacket over it. She also wore a light blue miniskirt with matching blue sandals. The workers whispered among themselves. Who is this girl? Why does she have a human smell? The girl stumbled as she landed on the floor.
"Phew. That was a long time since I used magic," she muttered. She glanced around. "Is there anyone by the name of Nigihayami Kohaku Nushi?" she asked.
A frog spirit stepped forward. "Master Haku is in the meeting room having a meeting with Mistress Yubaba and Mistress Zeniba. Kamajii, Rin and Master Boh are there too."
The girl smiled. Perfect. "May I ask where is the meeting room?" she asked, a little seductiveness in her tone. No one noticed that the seriousness in her eyes were replaced with a mischievous look.
The frog spirit blushed under her look. "I will lead you the way."
"No! I lead her the way!" someone else shouted.
"No, I will!" another yelled.
"Oh no, you won't. I will!"
Soon, everyone is fighting over who will lead the girl to the meeting room.
"SILENCE!" The girl yelled. She fluttered her eyelashes at the frog spirit. "I'll prefer if you show me the way."
"O-okay." the frog spirit stuttered as he led the way, aware that many wee shooting glares at him. "Here," he came to a stop outside a room. Battling her eyelashes, the girl thanked the frog spirit and dismissed him. She went into the room without knocking the door.
:-:
A man who looked to be aroung the age of 15 sat in a room discussing some important stuff with a few other people when the door opened without warning. A girl walked in.
"You are all invited to the auditions for Kuroshitsuji III," she announced.
Everyone stared blankly at her. The girl chuckled.
"Oh, sorry for barging in just like that," she apologized. "This is my first time on a mission."
There was a silence.
"Mama, who is this girl?" Boh asked incredulously. He screwed up his face, as if he smelted something unpleasant. "She smells... human!"
The girl frowned. "I was sure I put some perfume before I came, " she said. She broke in to a smile, " Ah, never mind. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Otonashi Hayuka, co-director of the Funtom Acting Industries. As what I said just now, you are all invited to participate in the auditions for Kuroshitsuji III."
"What's Kuroshitsuji?" Kamajii asked.
Hayuka glanced at him and doubled with laughter. "For your information, spider man, Kuroshitsuji is one of the top 15 favourite anime in the human world. It is about a 12 year boy named Ciel Phantomhive who has a butler that excels in every single talent. The boy rules over the Funtom Company of toys as his parents were dead." Hayuka paused then continued, "So are you all coming?" She conveniently forgotten that the butler is a demon, as this might be an insult the the spirits.
"Why must we come, anyway?" Haku demanded. "We spirits have nothing to do with you humans."
Hayuka smirked. "So you have nothing to do with Chihiro?" she said slyly.
Haku's face went pale. "Y-you know Chihiro?" he asked.
Hayuka grinned. "Well, yes, as a matter of a fact."
"How is she?" Haku said this in a second.
"Well... She is in a state of depression."
"What?! Why?"
Hayuka smirked. "You."
Haku was confused. "Me?"
"Yes, you." Hayuka said. "And to find out, you will enter the auditions, for she will be there."
Rin, who was quite the whole time finally said, "I'll go."
Everyone looked at her.
"What?" Rin asked. "I'm going to support Sen. It's been years since I last saw her."
"Then I'm going too." Haku announced.
Hayuka smiled. "I knew you would say that."
"Sorry," said Zeniba and Yubaba at once. They glared at each other. " But I can't come." They said together. "I'm too busy." They glared at each other again.
"If mama is not going, I'm not going." Boh said.
"No one would loo after the boiler room if I go, I'll stay, " Kamajii said.
Hayuka grinned. She handed a piece of paper to Haku. "When you are ready with all your stuff, read the instructions on this paper. It will transport you to my company." She took out a walkie-talkie from her pocket. "Done. The dragon says he is going. Twins are not. Spider man and giant baby are too busy. Weasel spirit gonna support." She said to it.
Seconds passed and a voice came out, "Okay. The girl is coming too."
Hayuka gave a smile to the spirits. "Bye then. " She closed her eyes, muttered something and disappeared.
There was silence.
"What was that?" Boh asked.
Did a human just performed magic in front of them?
Hayuka: Finally, finished at last..
Natsuka: Yeah, a few more chapters and we can go into the auditions.
Miko: MEW!
Mikasa: GET AWAY FROM ME!
(Natsuka catched Miko and mutters a spell, Miko turns back to her human form.)
Mikasa: Miko...
Miko: Oops...
(Mikasa starts chasing Miko around the room.)
Miko: HELP ME!
Mikasa: FACE ME LIKE A MAN! YOU ARE A BITCH, NEIJI MIKO!
MIKO: HELP ME!
Hayuka and Natsuka: (sweatdrops) They really are nuts...
