Hayuka turns on her laptop, wanting to type the fan fiction out. Suddenly, she stops. She turns off her laptop and instead turns on her video camera. She faced the video camera to the meeting room.
"For this chapter, I'm not going to type," she says. "I'm going to make a video!"
Then she says, "Ohayo, everybody! Today we are having on Ntv7 'The Funtom Meeting!'. This is on Live!"
"We've been receiving a lot of response, haven't we?" Mikasa, a co-director of Funtom Acting Industries asked herself.
"So we have," Miko nodded.
"That's good to hear then," The door was opened, revealing a smiling Natsuka. Sebastian and Ciel trailed after her.
"Nat-Nat-Natsuka! I thought you were dead!" Mikasa exclaimed.
"well, eventually someone liked someone and he decided not o listen to his lover's orders because someone wants to protect someone during the auditions." Natsuka smirked to a blushing Sebastian and a groaning Ciel.
"Yaoiness~" Hayuka whispered to Miko. Miko glared at her best friend then facepalmed. She muttered something about 'I'm being infected...'
"So the Earl likes his own butler, huh?" Lau snickered. Ran-Mao, forever sitting on his lap, nodded.
"Shut up!" Ciel replied, his face turned red.
"Now, Natsuka, what will you do?" Mikasa glared at Natsuka.
"You two, get a room if you want to do that!" Miko glared at the master and the butler. Hayuka aww-ed silently.
"Now, all the judges are present. We can begin the meeting." Natsuka said firmly, taking a file out of a drawer.
"Judges?" Elizabeth looked up hopefully.
"Yes, do I have to repeat twice?" Natsuka glared at the naive girl. She really hated this childish, stupid actress. (To Lizzy's fans, no offense. So really sorry if I insulted you all.)
"Kekekekeke... this will be extremely interesting... I just found out that Yue from the CardCaptor Sakura cast will be auditioning for me... Kekeke... I wonder if he can tell a joke..." Undertaker laughed.
"I still don't see why this should go on." Ciel crossed his hands.
Natsuka, sitting on her 'director' chair with the three co-directors next to her, smirked at Sebastian. Sebastian looked away, obviously displeased about not fulfilling his master's/lover's order. Ciel got the hint from Natsuka and glared at Sebastian.
Miko sighed as she held up a piece of paper.
"Well, then. Let's go through the rules of the auditions."
"Rule 1," Natsuka started. "No fighting."
"Rule 2, " Hayuka continued, "No cheating."
"Rule 3, " Mikasa stated, "No flirting among the participants."
"Rule 4," Miko sighed, "No yaoing."
Hayuka was displeased with Rule 4.
"Rule 5," Natsuka added, "No eating seafood."
"Rule 6," Hayuka nodded, "No drinking champagne."
"Rule 7," Mikasa added, "No cats."
"WHY?" Miko and Sebastian yelled.
"Rule 8," Natsuka ignored them, "No pets."
"But...Mokona..." Elizabeth sighed.
"Rule 9," Hayuka continued, "No attacking any of the judges."
"Rule 10," Miko finally accepted the truth, "No smoking."
"Rule 11," Mikasa added, "No drug-taking."
"Rule 12," Natsuka said. "No arguing among the judges, excluding us, of course." She pointed at herself and the co-directors.
"Rule 13," Hayuka added, "No interrupting any auditions, which does not apply to any of the judges."
"Rule 14," Miko mourned, still sad from being not able to keep her cat, "No revealing clothing."
"Rule 15," Mikasa sighed, "No M-rated stuff, this only applies to the auditioners."
"Rule 16," Natsuka looked up from her book, "No talking when an audition is going on, this excludes the judges."
"Rule 17, " Hayuka continued, "No throwing stuff at the ones who are auditioning, excluding orders from judges."
"Rule 18, " Mikasa added. "No boo-ing or jeering."
"Rule 19, " Miko continued, "No uses of bombs, swords, powers or anything supernatural is allowed, excluding orders from the directors only."
"Rule 20," They finally said together, "No breaking the rules or you will be sent to the Torture Chamber."
"Wow, you remembered everything and even took turns to say them?" Sebastian praised the directors.
"Your praise is only half-hearted, butler," Natsuka scoffed, not looking at Sebastian.
"Well, I am refusing to accept anything of this," Ciel said with the pride of a Phantomhive.
"Easy then, "Hayuka shrugged, "We'll disqualify you from the judges table."
"I'm sure someone would not like that." Miko added, looking at Sebastian.
"Fine," Ciel sighed.
"Well, then. Are you ready for the auditions?" Natsuka asked, concluding the meeting.
"And cut! Finished!" a man shouted.
"Thanks," Hayuka fluttered her eyelashes at the man.
The man turned red. "Y-y-you're welcome."
And so, that concludes the meeting! See you in the next chapter!
Yours,
PissyOtakus
