"YOU SM3LL PR3TTY, K4N4Y4." Terezi says.
The young jade blood stands, wearing her red dress, as Aradia finishes putting on a little make up on the bride.
"y0u l00k abs0ultly darling."
Karkat hears the girls talking and goes in.
"ARE WE ALMOST DONE?"
"just ab0ut." Aradia says.
Karkat's eyes glance at his moirail.
"OH, KANAYA," he pauses, "YOU LOOK AMAZING. ROSE IS GOING TO BE GLAD WHEN SHE SEES YOU."
She smiles, and pats down the skirt of the dress.
"And Yet I Am A Little Nervous"
"WHY?"
"YOU 4R3 M4RRY1NG ROS3."
...
The blonde human stands looking down at the jade and purple dress her matesprit made for her, while John finishes touching up on his make-up job.
"i can't believe that today is the day you and kanaya are going to be married." He says.
"This dress is perfect, it suits my figure rather well," Rose pauses, "I really haven't had the time to try these on to see what they look on me. She is really talented."
Dave comes in and sees his friend.
"my god rose" he pauses, "you look stunning kanaya is going to be glad to see you"
Rose smiles.
"And yet," she pauses, "I'm a little nervous."
"why?" John pauses, "you are marrying kanaya."
"Your right, I shouldn't be."
...
Both of these happened at the same time. Well, never mind that; let's get back to the wedding.
Karkat stands behind the tree trunk that they were calling the alter. Kanaya takes a deep breath in, and lets it out when Dave came to escort her. Slowly, the two walk down the flower petal path, toawards the "alter". Dave unhands Kanaya as she just stands there.
"OKAY THERE, KANAYA?"
"I Am Alright"
"ARE YOU READY?"
"Ready As I Will Ever Be"
"GOOD, HERE SHE COMES."
John escorts Rose down the same path, slowly. Terezi, Aradia, Roxy, and Dave stood up as the human came down the path, then letting go by John at the alter. Kanaya and Rose glance at each other, remarking how beautiful they looked before they turned to look at Karkat.
"YOU MAY BE SEATED." Karkat says.
The two trolls and three humans quietly sit down upon tree stumps.
"DEARLY BELOVED! Karkat, who is now on the ground, started to say.
Anderw Hussie stands behind the tree trunk.
"Dearly beloved, we've been gathered here today to witness the wedding of this lovely troll and human."
Karkat rubs his head.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" He pauses, "THAT FUCKING HURT YOU IDIOT!"
"I have the right to wed my own characters, don't I?"
"YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED ME INSTED OF PUSH ME!"
"C4N W3 G3T ON W1TH TH1S W3DD1NG OR WH4T?"
"Fine by me . . ." Hussie pauses.
Hidden somewhere in the trees, a blue blood zombie watches as the wedding unfolds. Next to her is an awakened golden blood zombie. They cautiously hide without making any noises.
"Now, if there is anyone who doesn't believe that these two should be married," he pauses, "speak now, or forever hold your peace."
"m8." Vriska says in a whisper.
Hussie pauses for a minute.
"Since there are no objections." He pauses, glancing over at Kanaya, "Do you Kanaya Maryam take the human Rose Lalonde to be your wife and your matesprit for all eternity?"
Kanaya smiles, and nods her head.
"Of Course I Will"
Hussie smiles in return.
"And do you, Rose Lalonde," he pauses yet another time, "take the rare jade blood troll, Kanaya Maryam, to be your wife and your matesprit for all eternity?"
Rose smiles right back at Kanaya.
"Yes, I will."
"Now you may distribute the rings or other things that you are using for each other." Hussie says.
Rose takes out a ring.
"Kanaya Maryam, I would like to give you this ring as a symbol of my love to you. I will never forget this day, and I know that we will be together forever. You are my vampire. I love you so much."
The human places the ring around the troll's ring finger. The troll then takes out a ring.
"My Seer Rose Lalonde We Have Been Friends For A Long Time Seems Like Only Yesterday Were We Dancing Around This Quaderant And Now We Are Offically Matesprits This Ring That I Place Around Your Finger Symbolizes My Love For You Are My Wizard And My Seer Of Light I Will Always Be Flushed For You From Now To All Of Eternity"
The troll places her ring arond the human's finger. Hussie puts his hands on their shoulders.
"I am proud of you." He says, letting his hands go, glancing at them again, "I now pronounce you forever matesprits, you may kiss."
Rose leans in and gently kisses Kanaya's warm lips. Terezi and Roxy cheer, Karkat smiles and cheers along with the two, Aradia smiles at the two, Dave joins in with the cheering, and John sits there, crying and cheering. Rose pulls away. Hussie smiles brighter at his ship.
"Now, I should go," he pauses, "before Karkat kills me."
Karkat flips Hussie off before the creator absconds. Rose and Kanaya both lean in for another shared kiss. Kanaya pulls away, their foreheads touching.
"I Will Always Be Flushed For You Rose"
"I will always love you, Kanaya."
