Quietly hidden in the trees, Vriska's jelously boils inside of her. Sollux turns his head, sees that she has gone completely insane.
"there ii2 nothiing we can do now vrii2ka." Sollux whispers.
"ha, did you already forget what the grand high8lood ordered us to do?" She asks in a whisper.
"now why would ii forget 2omethiing liike that?"
"why do you always ask such stupid questions?"
"ii am not the only one a2kiing que2tiion2, you know."
"i know, im not a dum8ass."
"maybe ii 2hould have cho2en nepeta to come wiith me iin2tead of you."
"why you lispy low8lood!" Vriska pauses, "the grand high8lood ordered me to 8e the one for this part of the plan."
"2hut iit!"
Aradia looks around for the voice, but then shrugged it off, figuring it was just her imagination. Sollux smirks.
"well iif you are iin 2uch a ru2h to get thii2 done, by all mean2," he pauses, "let2 fuck thiing2 up."
"i thought you would never say tha8."
Terezi sniffs the air and stands up from where she was sitting. Karkat's eyes are drawn towards her.
"WHAT THE FUCK CAUGHT YOUR NOSE?"
"WOUND3D HON3Y MUST4RD . . ."
"s0llux?"
"W1TH 4 H1NT OF BLU3B3RRY BL4ST!"
"DAMN IT, THIS ISN'T FUCKING GOOD."
Down on the path, Sollux; who looks normal; limps to the group. Vriska grabs his arm.
"where do you think you are going?" Vriska sees the group, "how lovely, you lead me right to them. wouldn't the grand high8lood 8e glad if he found this."
Karkat's eyes look behind his shoulder at the tent, then glares at the blue blood. She looks at the group, one-by-one . . .
"where's the human girl?"
"WHY THE FUCKING HELL SHOULD WE FUCKING TELL YOU?"
"oh! and my ex-moirail . . ." Vriska pauses, "wouldn't she 8e glad to see me!"
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE VRISKA?"
"i don't take very kindly to those words, vantas," raises Sollux's arm to her mouth, "i am not afraid to 8ite."
"n0!" Aradia yells.
"aa?"
"oh look at this touching moment, two low8loods reunited again." Vriska laughs, "it makes me sick to even think a8out the human getting married to kanaya."
"YOU B3TT3R NOT H4V3 SOM3TH1NG UP YOUR SL3V3, S1ST3R."
"may8e that little human should die! and all will 8e well."
"1F YOU 3V3N L4Y 4 F1NG3R ON TH3M," Terezi pauses, "1 SW34R TO GOG S1ST3R, TH4T 1 W1LL FUCK1NG K1CK YOUR 4SS, 4ND 1 W1LL K1LL YOU 4G4IN!"
"did you not hear me say something to your matesprit a8out that swearing will 8e the end of sollux?" Vriska laughs.
Aradia stands there, rusty red tears form in her eyes, Dave clenches his fists, John stays there shocked, Roxy stands there, Karkat glares at Vriska with hatred, Terezi glares at Vriska with something more than hatred.
"8esides im not one for mustard." Vriska lets go of his arm and pushes him to the group, where Aradia catches him and holds him close to her.
"s0llux, thank g0g y0u are alright."
Karkat, Dave, John, and Roxy glance down at the two trolls.
"im back, aa."
Terezi kept the same look on her face as the blue blood vanishes.
"1F YOU TOUCH TH3M, 1 SW34R JUST1C3 W1LL B3 S3R1V3D!" She says, pissed off, talking to herself.
