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Chapter 1

It was a nice crisp morning. The day of Azalia's birthday, in fact her 79th birthday. Dis had woken up early just to make her a birthday cake.

"Good morning brother." Dis hummed to Thorin who had just woken up. Thorin replied with a grunt as usual. Dis placed Thorin's breakfast in front of him.

"You do know what day it is, don't you Thorin?" Dis asked.

"Of course I know" Thorin said in between bites.

"Well?" Dis said eager to know

"Well what sister?" Thorin said not understanding

"What did you get her?" Dis questioned. Thorin shifted in his chair and mumbled something.

"What Thorin? You need to be louder if you want me to hear you." Dis said.

"Bow and Arrow" Thorin mumbled. Dis eyes widened.

"A bow and arrow hmm? I thought you didn't want her using one." Dis asked.

"Azalia wanted one and she will get one. When have I ever said no to her?" Thorin said. Dis gave Thorin a warm smile

"Never , I suppose. I swear Azalia has been the best change in you. She brings out the you I never seen before." Dis said picking up Thorin's plate. Thorin rolled his eyes at her.

"I'm going over Dwalin's to talk over the plans" he mumbled on his way out


Azalia fluttered her eyes open as the sun landed on her through the windows. The first things she noticed were a pair of hands around her waist. She smiled. 'Fili' she thought. Azalia had shared a bed ever since she could remember. Every morning Azalia woke up to see the same scene play before her; Fili's hand wrapped around her waists, his head buried in her hair, her back to his front. While Kili on the other hand had his head buried in the crook her neck and her arms around his neck.

Azalia slowly got up trying not to wake either one of the and grabbed a pair of her leggings and tunic. She entered a separate room for changing and changed. She brushed her hair and teeth.

"G'morning Dis" Azalia said giving her a peck on the cheek.

"Morning Azalia and happy birthday my child!" Dis said giving Azalia a hug which she gladly accepted.

"Thank you Dis, where is father if I may ask?" Azalia said

"Thorin went to go see Dwalin; they had some business to take care of." Dis said. Azalia was going to ask her another question, but Dis interrupted her

"Now don't worry. Come and eat your breakfast."

After breakfast, Azalia went to wake up Kili and Fili. Azalia knew how to just wake them. She carefully stood up on the bed and grabbed a handful of pillows.

1..2…3..Now

"WAKE UP!" Azalia shouted while throwing the pillows at them as hard as she could. Kili and Fili shot up straight up falling to the ground. Azalia fell onto the bed clutching her stomach with she was laughing her head off.

"OH MAHAL! That's was hilarious!" Azalia laughed. Kili who was now rubbing his head "That wasn't funny Z" he said using her nickname.

"Yes that was Kili!" Azalia said almost having tears in her eyes.

"You know what else is funny Z" Fili said with a mischievous glint in his eyes. Azalia quickly figured out what the two Durin boys were about to do.

"Oh no no" Azalia said trying to get away.

Too late. She was trapped.

"Kili let me go!" Azalia said to Kili who was holding her arms. As Fili walked towards her with a smirk on his face, Azalia started to panic.

"Kili let me go! Fili don't you dare! I'm warning you!" Azalia said. She tried to call for Dis, but ended up laughing. "FILI-LAUGH-STOP-TICKLING-LAUGH-ME!"

"Say it Z" Kili said

"I-laugh-rather-laugh-die" Azalia managed to say. Fili tickled her some more

"Fine-laugh-Kili and Fili-laugh- are the-laugh-most-laugh-handsome-laugh dwarves ever!" Azalia said. Kili and Fili both smirked.

Azalia was breathing hard when they stopped. "I hate you" she breathed out

Kili smiled widely "Come on , you know you don't hate us you-"

"Never can" finished Fili.

"Yea, yea" Azalia mumbled. "Let's go eat" she said and all of a sudden she felts two pecks on her cheeks

"HAPPY BIRTHEDAY Z!" Kili and Fili both said in unison. Azalia smiled and gave Fili a kiss on the cheek. "Thank you Fili and thank you Kili" she said while giving Kili a kiss on the cheek also. As they walked out the door to the living room, Azalia jumped on Kili's back. Kili who was taken by surprise stumbled forward, but quickly managed to grab her thighs.

"Couldn't give me a warning eh?" He said. Azalia giggled.

"Nope" She said. When they reached the living room, Azalia got off of Kili's back. The trio chatted while the Kili and Fili ate their breakfast.


yea it's going pretty slow, but i promise chapter 2 will be entertaining and full of surprises!

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