MWAHAHAHA! How should we tortue Romeo? Two girls? Two boys? One of each? Review, please!
"Hey, Romeo?"
"Hmm?"
"You remember I went got the ultrasound today, right?"
"Oh, yeah. How'd it go? Everything all right?"
"Yup. Everything's…amazing. Brilliant. Fine-and-dandy."
"…ooookay…what happened?"
"What do you mean?"
"I have never heard you use the words 'fine-and-dandy' so what did they give you at that place?"
"Romeo, they didn't drug me or anything. I'm just fine."
"You sure?"
"Yes."
"Positive?"
"Mmm-hmm."
"Alright. Well, I'm glad everything's fine."
"Me too." And, as she walked out of the kitchen, she said, "Oh, and they said we're having twins."
Romeo spewed his coffee all across the table.
