MWAHAHAHA! How should we tortue Romeo? Two girls? Two boys? One of each? Review, please!


"Hey, Romeo?"

"Hmm?"

"You remember I went got the ultrasound today, right?"

"Oh, yeah. How'd it go? Everything all right?"

"Yup. Everything's…amazing. Brilliant. Fine-and-dandy."

"…ooookay…what happened?"

"What do you mean?"

"I have never heard you use the words 'fine-and-dandy' so what did they give you at that place?"

"Romeo, they didn't drug me or anything. I'm just fine."

"You sure?"

"Yes."

"Positive?"

"Mmm-hmm."

"Alright. Well, I'm glad everything's fine."

"Me too." And, as she walked out of the kitchen, she said, "Oh, and they said we're having twins."

Romeo spewed his coffee all across the table.