I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING TWILIGHT!

CHAPTER 70

(Edward)

"How's Bella feeling?" Dad asked as we drove to Emmett's house.

"She's doing great," I said.

"Good, I know the past few weeks have been crazy."

"One more week to go and then we'll have a week away on our honeymoon," I said.

"I'm sure you'll get a lot of rest there," Dad laughed.

"I hope so, I'm hoping that she will get some sleep."

"Is she not sleeping?" Dad asked.

"She is so exhausted by the time she comes home from work she crashes, but then isn't able to sleep at night."

"I see," Dad said. "That's pretty normal, teaching kids is a hard job."

"It is," I agreed. "I'm hoping that she can rest a lot on our honeymoon and then maybe she will be able to finish out the year."

"Have you two decided what she will do in the fall?" Dad asked.

"She's not going back to work. We've talked and talked about it, but with Jaycie being so young and then this baby due in November she thought it would be best to take the year off."

"I think that's a wise decision on her part," He said pulling into Emmett's driveway right next to Charlie's car.

"What does Emmett have planned?"

"Getting you drunk for sure," He said. "That's why you are riding with me."

We got out of the car and walked inside and down to the basement. Emmett had boobs hanging all over the place. Not only were there pictures, there were plastic ones hanging from the ceiling and rubber looking ones sitting around.

"Oh God," Dad groaned.

"Edward, bout fucking time you got here," Emmett said handing me a beer. "Hey dad."

"Hey Emmett," Dad said looking around.

"I thought since the girls would have cocks all over the place the least I could do was hang pictures or boobs and plastic ones."

"Wonderful," I laughed taking a huge drink.

"Hey Edward," Charlie said slapping me on the back.

"How are you doing Charlie?" I asked.

"I'm doing really well. Are you ready for your wedding?"

"I can't wait to have Bella as my wife," I said smiling.

"Good answer," He laughed drinking his beer.

"Alright everyone, since the man is here, lets get this party started!" Emmett exclaimed.

"I think we need to give him advice on marriage," Jasper said.

"I'll start," Sam said. "She's right, will is always right and that will never change."

"Especially since she's pregnant," Dad said.

"Edward," Emmett began. "Just remember the more you say yes ma'am, the more sex you will get later on in marriage."

I laughed. "Should I write these down?"

"Hell yes," Emmett said laughing.

"Since she's pregnant, fix her breakfast in bed and leave her notes around the house telling her how beautiful she is," Jasper said.

"When she starts showing, don't tell her she needs to buy new clothes. Edward, I tell you she might not be showing now, but she will be and if you tell her to get new clothes she will think you are calling her fat and that will guarentee sleeping on the couch while she screams about how you did this to her," Sam said.

"Spoken from experience," Charlie said looking at him.

"Emily cried for hours and I slept on the couch for a week. When she came around she wouldn't let me see her naked or even touch her for another few days," Sam said. I gulped, I hadn't remembered Lauren being like that and was really hoping Bella wouldn't be that bad.

"Edward, I know where to hide bodies," Charlie said. "The first time she shows up crying on my door step crying with those babies, I will hide your body."

I gulped. "I wouldn't intentionally hurt her."

Dad stepped in quickly. "Keep the fighting and arguing out of the bedroom. Save that room for sex and just one on one time together."

"So where should they argue?" Emmett asked.

"In any room where they don't have sex," Dad said.

"Makes sense, but not sure where Rose and I would fight," Emmett said causing everyone to laugh.

"I think we should play a game," Jasper said.

"Which one?" I asked getting nervous.

"Never have I ever," He said grinning.

Emmett brought out a huge tray of shots. "Does everyone know how to play?"

"Hell, I haven't played this since college," Charlie said laughing.

"It's been a while for me too," Dad admitted.

"Ok you two, stop acting old and lets get this game going," Emmett exclaimed.

"I might as well start," Jasper said. "Never have I ever had sex at work." I was shocked as I watched all of them do a shot.

Emmett went next. "Never have I ever been caught having sex by a child."

I grabbed my shot and gulped it down as did my dad. "I'll go," I said. "Never have I ever had sex in the back of a cop car." Charlie was the only one who took a shot.

"Go Charlie!" Emmett gasped laughing loudly.

Next it was dad's turn. "Never have I ever had sex with more than one woman."

Charlie and I took a shot and I watched as Emmett very discretely take a shot. "What the hell?" I asked him.

Emmett sighed looking very uncomfortable. "Before Rose and I were married, we broke up and I got drunk one night and slept with someone."

"Does Rose know about that?" Jasper asked.

"Yes," He said. "It's nothing something I'm proud of, but I can't lie about it either."

"Wow," I said.

"Never have I ever, had sex on a kitchen table," My dad said.

Emmett and I grabbed the shot glasses and drank them. I wasn't much of a drinker and was already feeling the effects of the few shots I'd had.

"Alright, one final one and this one is for the groom only. If he has done it before he has to drink two shots," Emmett said.

"Alright," I groaned.

"Never have I ever, groped my girlfriend on her parent's couch," Emmett said laughing.

"Shit," I groaned grabbing both shots and throwing them back quickly.

(Bella)

I rolled over and realized that I was alone. It was 8am and Edward's side of the bed was untouched. I sat up slowly seeing how I felt. My morning sickness was going away, but every once in a while it would sneak back up on me. Once I knew I was alright, I got up and went to check on the kids, who were still sleeping. I went downstairs and found Esme and Carlisle in the kitchen.

"Morning Bella," Carlisle said smiling.

"Morning guys," I said.

Esme hugged me. "How did you sleep last night?"

"Really well," I said. "Where is Edward?"

Carlisle laughed. "He is asleep in the guest room. I thought it would be best to put him in there last night."

"Is he alright?" I asked.

"He is, he just had a few shots and he's probably going to wake up with a huge headache."

"Did he have fun?" I asked.

"Yes," Carlisle said smiling.

"I'm going to make sure he's alright. Can you guys listen for the kids?"

"Sure," Esme said.

I grabbed a bottle of water and some Advil, then headed into the guest room. He was on his side snoring with the blankets tucked up around him. I set everything on the bedside table, stripped my clothes off and climbed into bed next to him wrapping my arms around him. "Edward," I said softly kissing his cheek. His only response was to pull me closer to him. "Baby, wake up."

"No," He groaned keeping his eyes closed.

I ran my hand down his chest, down past his stomach and into his boxers wrapping my hand around his semi hard cock. He jerked his hips towards me and groaned softly. I slid down into the bed pulling his boxers down and gently wrapping my mouth around him. I felt him grow in my mouth and twitch as I squeezed his balls.

"Baby," He groaned threading his fingers into my hair. "Come here." He grabbed me under the arms and pulled me up to him. "I need to be inside of you."

He flipped me over. "How's your head?" I asked.

"Feels like shit," He smirked. "However, I would feel better seeing you laying here under me naked."

I blushed and looked at him. "Welcome home."

"I'm glad I'm home," He said leaning down to kiss me.

He reached down and lined himself and pushed into me slowly. "God, you feel amazing," Edward murmured against my neck. I wrapped my legs around him pushing him further into me as I scratched my nails up and down his back.

"Move Edward, God please move," I begged.

"Fuck, I'm close," He groaned reaching down and rubbing my clit. I buried my face in the crook of his neck trying to keep from crying out. Edward stilled and I felt him fill me causing me to fall over the edge.

Edward pulled out of me and rolled over pulling me with him. "Are you okay?" He asked.

"Yeah," I said running my fingers up and down his chest. "How is your head?"

"Hurts like hell," He admitted.

"There's some water and Advil next you," I said.

"I love you," He said reaching over and grabbing it swallowing the pills with his water.

He rolled over and placed his hand on my stomach. "Did you have fun last night?"

"We watched movies and ate a cake shaped penis."

"Really," He laughed.

"Yep," I giggled.

"Can we stay here all day?" He asked softly.

"I wish," I said. "However, we have to meet Alice this afternoon and go over to the wedding location."

"Damn," He muttered.

"Just a few more days until the honeymoon," I reminded him.

"I can't wait," He said continuously rubbing my stomach. "Um Bella, have you felt your stomach lately?"

"No why," I said.

Edward took my hand placing it where his hand had just been and sure enough there was a very tiny bump. No would notice it just yet, however, in the next few days I might not be able to fit into my dress. My eyes filled with tears and I couldn't stop them from falling.

"Baby, what is it?" He asked suddenly.

"My dress and my stomach," I cried.

"Oh Bella, it's going to be okay," He said wrapping his arms around me.

"It's not going to be okay if my dress doesn't fit," I said.

"Do you want me to go get mom?" He asked. I nodded against his chest. "I'll be right back."

I threw on my sweats and t-shirt and laid back down in the bed. Minutes later Esme came into the room. "Bella, what is going on?" She asked.

"I'm already starting to show. Not much, but a little bit."

"Bella, Bella, Bella, it's alright," She said hugging me. "Remember, Sue and I said we'd be up all night long making adjustments if your stomach grew too much."

"I just didn't expect it to happen so soon," I cried.

"I know, but it's a good thing, it means the baby is growing the way it needs to."

"I know," I sniffled.

Esme laughed. "I don't think you will outgrow your dress in a week."

"Really?"

"Really," She said smiling. "Besides, you start showing earlier with second pregnancy and by the third, well you are in maternity clothes before the pink line shows up."

"That's real comforting," I said.

"I know, but trust me, it's the truth."

Esme pulled me up with her and she turned me sideways. "Um Bella, I can't tell your showing at all."

I pulled my shirt up a little bit and took her hand pressing it to my stomach. A huge smile spread over her lips. "I don't think you have anything to worry about, I think you'll be able to hide it for a while longer."

"I hope so, at least until after the honeymoon."

"Do you feel better?" She asked.

"Yes, thank you," I said hugging her.

Later that afternoon Edward and I rode with Alice to the beach. "Alice, what if it rains?" I asked.

"It's not going to, trust me. It will be a beautiful day out and the water will be perfect," She said grinning.

"How do you know?" I asked.

"She's part psychic and another part psycho," Edward laughed.

"I am not, you just hate to admit that I am right most of the time and you are wrong a lot more."

"Then what is the sex of this baby?" I asked.

"Girl," She said without hesitation.

I glanced at Edward. "She was right about Matt," He said.

My hand immediately fell to my stomach. "Was I really going to have a girl?"

AN: So IS ALICE GOING TO BE RIGHT? IS BELLA HAVING A GIRL?

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK, I REALLY STRUGGLED WITH THIS CHAPTER. I ENDED UP DELETEING IT AND REWRITING IT SEVERAL TIMES.

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT!