Before you guys even knew it, the Foxy Pirates began to set up a bunch of booths, and they were selling lots of food too!
Luffy: FOOD!!! SO HUNGRY!!
Luffy begins stuffing his face like crazy, with meat, takoyaki, ramen, burgers, pizza, and pretty much any other food he can find!!
Marth: LUFFY! YOU CAN JUST EAT SANJI'S FOOD!! IT'S BETTER THAN THIS CRAP!!
Sanji: My thoughts exactly!! I don't even want to participate in this Davy Back Fight!
Vivi: Unfortunately we have to Sanji.
Twilight: I am still mad at the fact that Luffy just accepted it! Look at him!
Twilight points over to Luffy who is still stuffing his face!
Zoro: Freaking Dumbass!
Rainbow: So what do we do?
Marth: We'll just have to go along with it.
Nami: Alright, but I'm not happy about it.
Alvida: To be honest, none of us are happy about it.
Chopper soon walks over with a huge stick of Cotton Candy!
Chopper: YUMMY!! COTTON CANDY!!!
Robin: Chopper, you're eating too?
Chopper: I LOVE IT!!
Robin: (giggles) Okay then if you insist.
Soon ...
A small guy walks on a stage and begins to speak up!
Itomimizu (Member of the Foxy Pirates!)
Itomimizu: Alright everyone! May I have your attention? It's time for another Davy Back Fight! Where two pirate crews compete to see who's the best, and who gets new members!
Pinkie: CALLED IT!!
Itomimizu: Let me lay down some rules then! First the contestants for each event are chosen by the captains before the game begins and the contestants cannot be changed. Second if a crew member is lost in one event, they can be won back in the next event, but not in future Davy Back Fights after the current one is over, unless the captains of both crews involved agree to another Davy Back competition. Third, all crew members that are won must immediately swear permanent allegiance to their new captain. And finally, no cheating is allowed!
The Foxy Pirates and all of the entire crew soon head to the first event!
Chuchun
Itomimizu flies on top of Chuchun and begins talking about the event!
Itomimizu: Our First Event is the Donut Race! Four members of both crews must construct a boat out of barrels and wood, and then must race using eternal poses and reach the end of the goal!! GOOD LUCK!!
Marth: Alright! I'll make the choice! Because, Luffy is already still stuffing his face.
Spike: Alright then Marth? Who's up?
Marth: I choose ...
You look amongst the crew!
Pinkie begins jumping up and down multiple times!
Pinkie: OOH!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!!
Marth: I choose ... Nami!
Nami: YES!!
Nojiko hugs Nami and kisses her cheeks!
Nojiko: Good luck Little Sister!
Marth: Next, Usopp!
Usopp: YES!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Prepare yourselves Foxy Pirates!! I AM CAPTAIN U-
Twilight and Sunset: GET IN THERE!
Usopp: Okay! Okay!
Celestia: Don't get yourself hurt Usopp!
Luna: We'll be cheering hard for you!
Usopp: Thank you!
Marth: Robin, and finally Conis!
Conis: I promise I'll make it the best I can Marth!
Robin: I'll won't let the crew down Marth.
Luffy soon stops eating.
Luffy: So, we ready to begin?
Rarity: The teams have been chosen already.
Alvida: Want me to get you some more food?
Luffy: YES!! THANKS ALVIDA!! You're not bad for a fat old-
Alvida: DON'T YOU DARE CONTINUE!!!
Soon ...
The four begin constructing a boat and soon it is ready to race!
Starlight: Hey, look at the stupid Straw Hats!
Porche: Don't mind them Starlight! Though the First Mate is pretty cute!
Starlight: Oh I agree! Anyway, Capote, Monda, you're up!!
Monda (Pet Shark of the Foxy Pirates!)
Capote (Fishman of the Foxy Pirates!)
Capote: They are our opponents? This should be easy!!
Capote and Monda get in place and drag in a carriage that Starlight and Porche are riding in.
Usopp: HAX!! I CALL HAX ON THAT!! WHY DO THEY GET THAT?!
Starlight: Because, the Foxy Pirates always have an advantage!
Porche: Too bad for you stupid Straw Hats!
The two begin mocking the group!
Nami: GRRR! I'LL KILL THEM!
Conis: Nami, please, remember your blood pressure.
Robin: I think we should focus, the race is beginning.
The boats reach the starting line, and then-
Itomimizu: On your marks! Get Set! Ready ... AND GO!!!!
The two boats start off, but it seems that the Straw Hats are moving slowly!
Straw Hats: WHAT THE HELL?!
Celestia: What is he-
Celestia spots Foxy shooting a beam from his hand!
Marth: Devil Fruit Powers!
Foxy: FEHFEHFEHFEHFEH!! That's right stupids! I ate the Slow Slow Fruit! They got a taste of my Slow Slow Beam!
Hamburg: Boss is really good at it too! PUPUPUPUPUPU!!
Pinkie: CHEATER!!! CHEATER!!! PUMPKIN EATER!!
Spike: You can't just do that!!
The Straw Hat Team finally take off!
Nami: DAMN IT!! WE'RE FAR BEHIND!!
Conis: Hold on!
Conis brings out a jet dial, and uses it to propel themselves forward!
Monda and Capote soon see the Straw Hats catching up!
Starlight: WHAT THE HELL?!
Porche: They're catching up?! Well they won't be for long!
Starlight: I got this!
Starlight conjures up a spell, and it summons a whirlpool!
Nami: WHIRLPOOL!
Usopp: AAAAAGH! HELP!! WE'RE GOING TO DROWN!!
Foxy: Why don't we make it more interesting then?! SLOW SLO-
Luffy: CRAPPY SPLITHEAD!!
Foxy soon falls over from that insult!
Laki: Don't insult him! He's handsome!
Foxy: FEHFEHFEH!!
Marth: You kidding me? No one loves that Stupid Splithead!
Foxy gets depressed again!
And soon it becomes a bunch of insults and compliments about Foxy, which causes him to get depressed and excited over and over again!
Usopp: There's only one thing to do!
Usopp takes out an impact dial that he stored with him, and-
Usopp: IMPACT!!!
They are launched at full speed!
Robin: It looks like we might just make it!
Indeed, they were close to the finish line!
Conis: Well, desperate times call for desperate measures!
She tries to take out a dial powered bazooka, but Foxy soon catches on and-
Foxy: SLOW SLOW BEAM!!
He stops them dead in their tracks again, allowing Starlight, Porche, Monda, and Capote to win!!
Straw Hats: NO!!!
And so ...
Starlight: I say we take the Reindeer!
Porche: YEAH! He's adorable!
They soon grab Chopper!
Chopper: HEY!! LET GO OF ME!! STOP IT!!!
He is then placed in a mask and fox ears!
Conis, Usopp, and Nami: Sorry!
Marth: Hey you did your best and-
Zoro: YOU MORONS THINK YOU DID GOOD?! THAT WAS A CRAPPY EXCUSE FOR A-
Sanji kicks him!
Sanji: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOSS HEAD!!
Zoro: YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT CURLY BLOOD NOSE!!!
Sanji: OH THAT DOES IT!!
The two begin fighting!
Spike: Is it always like this with them?
Marth: Yep!
Chopper: GUYS!! HELP ME!! I DON'T WANT TO BE-
Zoro: Chopper! It doesn't matter if you're like this! You need to man up and wait for us!!
Rarity and Fluttershy: ZORO! Don't be so hard on-
Chopper soon toughens up!
Chopper: You're right Zoro!
Vivi: Tony?! Mr. Bushido, how did you-
Zoro: It doesn't matter what happened now. We are going to win Chopper back.
Carue: QUACK!!
Vivi: Then we have to do better next round then!
Laki: So what's going to happen next round?
Pinkie: We'll find out next chapter!
Applejack: OH COME ON!
TO BE CONTINUED ...
Marth: So now we got to get Chopper back! Great!! Anyway, Round 2 is a Groggy Match! And now Zoro and Sanji have to work together to take down Hamburg, Pickles, and Big Bun! These three are the Foxy Pirates' Groggy Monsters! And it's to knock a ball into a goal once! Hopefully the two can cooperate on this, and NOT FIGHT LIKE THEY USUALLY DO 24/7! SHEESH!! THIS IS GOING TO BE LONG!!
Luffy: Next Time: Davy Back Fight Round 2!/Groggy Ring! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!!
