(AN: Here goes my weird sense of humor... I don't own Social media by the way. Or Kanye's rant. I'm so sorry... I had to do this! :D And yes, in case you were wondering, I am a Kanye fan.)
Seto and Joey were in the limo. Seto was still crying. Joey held him to comfort him. They didn't speak during the ride back home.
As soon as they got off, Seto went straight to their room. He curled up in bed and cried more.
Joey had never seen Seto cry that much. He has seen Seto hit rock bottom (back when Seto overdosed on heroin and cocaine at the age of 20)
"Seto..." Joey said reluctantly.
"Time flies, Joey..." Seto said softly.
"I know you miss Mokuba, but I promise you that he's in great hands." Joey said as he kept running his fingers through Seto's hair.
"I know, Joey. He's a man now... He's old enough to make his own decisions, and this is what he decided." Seto said.
"You should be proud of him. He's going to college, he's starting a life with his partner, and he's in pursuit of his dream of being an actor, and I'm sure that it will come true because that guy is such an amazing actor." Joey said.
"I know." Seto said.
"Want some ice cream?" Joey asked.
"Green tea ice cream, please." Seto said.
Joey knew his boyfriend so well. He knew that Seto always ate ice cream when sad.
Joey got some green tea ice cream and brought two bowls and two spoons.
Seto was still in bed.
"Here's the ice cream!" Joey said cheerfully.
"Thanks, Joey. You're the best fiance ever." Seto said.
Joey kissed Seto's forehead.
"Should we watch TV?" Joey asked.
"I heard that Kanye West has a concert tonight. I think we should go." Seto said.
Joey didn't know whether to laugh or scream. The great Seto Kaiba wanted to go see Kanye West?!
"You like Kanye?!" Joey asked in disbelief.
"Yup! I love 'Ye!" Seto said.
"That and the ice cream cheered him up..." Joey thought.
"Well..." Joey said.
Seto looked like he was gonna cry some more.
"You know what they say...Happy wife- er husband- happy life." Joey thought.
"Allright... Let's go, Pablo." Joey said.
Minutes later, Seto dressed up for the concert. He wore black baggy jeans, a shirt with a chibi blue eyes white dragon drawing, three gold chains, a black gangsta cap with a sticker on, some Gucci shoes, and a rolex. He made Joey dress similarly, except his shirt had a red eyes black dragon.
They hopped in the limo with some more green tea ice cream. Seto texted Mokuba.
"Are you there yet?" He texted.
They arrived at the concert. They met up with Duke in the VIP area.
Yes, they heard 'Ye's rant.
Seto cried.
"Joey... Kanye is riiight!" Seto sobbed.
Joey facepalmed.
Seto was very drunk. He had some drinks prior to the concert and at the concert.
"Feelings matter, Joey!" Seto sobbed.
He texted Mokuba.
"Feelings matter, Mokuba!It's a new world, Mokie!" He texted.
And then he texted Yugi.
"Feelings matter, Yugi. Fuck winning! Fuck being cool! " Seto texted.
He sent the same text to Pegasus. He also made a Snapchat video just for him.
"Maximillion Pegasus: Feelings matter, bruh! When you took my soul and made me wash your nasty ass dishes, that hurt, Pegasus! " Seto sobbed.
"This made up for all the church services that I've missed. Hope my pastor doesn't get mad." Seto said.
After Kanye said "Let 'Ye be 'Ye" Seto got a text back from Yugi.
"What the fuck was that, Kaiba? " Yugi texted back.
Seto replied "Let Kaiba be Kaiba. It's a new world, Yugi! "
He received a text from Pegasus.
"I don't what you're talking about, Kaiba-boy. "
Seto snapchatted throughout the duration of the concert.
On one of the snaps, he captioned it "Preach!"
"Duke, your ass is gonna get Hillary Clintoned. And Donald Trumped." Seto said as he laughed hysterically.
Duke downed his vodka.
"We need to get his ass out of here before he becomes a Kanye number 2." Duke said.
"Affirmative." Joey said.
The concert ended and Duke and Joey dragged a really drunk Seto out. He passed out in the limo.
"I'm gonna get rid of all the alcohol in the Kaiba mansion." Joey said.
"You still sure you wanna marry him, Joey? What if Seto does this for the rest of his, and your life?" Duke asked.
"Seto is sane, calm and put together. He's just like this because he's depressed about Mokuba leaving. " Joey said.
"Oh..." Duke said.
They arrived at the Kaiba mansion and layed Seto to bed. Duke and Joey were in the hallway talking until they heard Joey's cell phone ring.
"Hello" Joey said.
"Good Morning, Joey!" Mokuba said cheerfully.
"Mokuba! How are ya and Bakura?!" Joey asked cheerfully, but in reality he was freaking out.
"It's Mokuba!" He mouthed out to Duke.
"Oh shit!" Duke whispered and ran around like a headless chicken.
"Duke and Joey.. Don't you guys care about my feelings?!" They heard..
It was Seto. He had not sobered up.
"Shit!" Duke and Joey said together. Joey accidentally pressed speaker on.
"Is Seto up? I think it's midnight over there, right?" Mokuba asked.
"Yes, I'm-" Duke started to say while copying Seto's voice
"Mokubaaaaaa! You're here?" Seto said.
"We made it to London safely, Nii-sama!" Mokuba said cheerfully.
"Good!" Seto said. He tried so hard to sound sober, but even a dumbass would know that he's drunk.
"Why did you send me a text saying that feelings matter?" Mokuba asked.
"Because Kanye said so." Seto said.
Duke and Joey facepalmed again.
"What do you mean? " Mokuba asked.
"We went to the Kanye show and he made a speech and Seto seemed so inspired by it. " Duke said.
"That's cool, I guess. " Mokuba said.
"It was the best speech ever! " Seto said.
You could hear Mokuba facepalm over the phone.
Bakura was on Snap chat and saw Seto's snaps.
"Oh shite!" Bakura said. He showed Mokuba
"I can imagine how that show went... " Mokuba said.
"I didn't want to take him, but Seto insisted. " Joey said.
"Yeah.. Nii-sama is stubborn, alright. " Mokuba said.
"Oh bollocks! " Bakura said.
He saw a snap of Seto dressed accordingly for the concert where he's sobbing and agreeing with everything Kanye said.
"Poor Seto... I feel sorry for him. I like Ye's music, but that was one of the stupidest things I've seen Seto do. Even the twerking at the club was less stupid than that. "Mokuba said.
Seto heard that.
"Feelings matter, Mokuba! " he shouted.
He and Bakura saw his special snap he made out to Pegasus.
Bakura burst out laughing.
He grabbed Mokuba's phone.
"No offense, Seto, but you're a little crazy. " Bakura said.
"Call me, Bakura. " Seto cried.
The next morning Seto woke up with the worst hangover of his life.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that he was on the bathroom floor in his Life Of Pablo shirt,semi tight black underwear. He was right next to the toilet bowl as he threw up all night. The headache was unbearable. His phone was playing hotline bling in replay.
"Shiiiiiit! " Seto cried.
Joey opened the bathroom door.
"Morning, sunshine! " Joey said.
"Joey! Why did you kick me out of the bed? You could've at least told me to sleep on the couch, not the bathroom floor!" Seto cried and then threw up.
"Take a shower, Kaiba. " Joey said.
"If you take it with me.. " Seto smirked.
"I'm good."
Duke popped in with an anti hangover juice.
"Duke... " Seto said in a very low voice.
"Um... Yeah, Kaiba? "
"Did you two doing anything last night? " Seto asked. He was jealous.
"Yes. We were dealing with your drunk ass last night. " Duke said matter of factly.
"What happened? " Seto asked.
Joey and Duke burst out laughing.
"Do you wanna show him? " Joey asked.
"Show me! " Seto demanded.
They went to the living room and sat on the couch. Duke got video of the whole concert. Seto was rapping along to the two songs that Kanye sang.
"That was a good concert! "Seto said.
"Wait for it... " Joey said.
The part where Kanye's rant happened was on. Seto saw himself crying and agreeing with Kanye.
"Well, I still agree with him! "Seto said.
Joey took out his phone and went to Snapchat.
"Don't show him the Snapchats, Joey. " Duke said in horror.
"Show me. " Seto said.
And he did.
(First snap)
It's was a picture of the Kanye West show captioned "Saint Pablo Tour! $$$$$"
(Second snap)
Seto and Duke were rapping along to one of the songs.
(Third snap)
Kanye was saying "Radio fuck you! " and Seto captioned it "That's right! "
(Fourth snap)
Still a video of Kanye's rant and Seto sobbing in the background.
(Fifth snap)
Seto's message to Pegasus
(Sixth snap)
Yet another video of Kanye ranting, this time about the elections. The caption read "Preach! "
(Seventh snap)
Seto telling Duke that he was getting Hillary Clintoned.
(Eighth snap)
Seto sitting in between Duke and Joey in the limo. He's was sobbing and eating ice cream.
"Show him Snoop Dogg's reaction. " Joey said.
Duke went to YouTube and showed it to Seto.
"Snoop was there?! " Seto yelled. (the same way as when he got news that Yugi lost)
"Yup. " Joey and Duke nodded.
"Why didn't I get to meet him? " Seto asked.
Duke and Joey didn't know what else to answer him.
"Did Mokuba see these? " He asked.
"Yup. He and Bakura called last night, and they could tell that you were drunk. They also saw the snaps. " Joey said.
"Check your texts too. " Duke said.
Seto read all of the texts he sent and got back last night.
"Pegasus just doesn't get it... " Seto said.
They turned on the TV and the rant was on the news.
"And here are some celebrity reactions... " the reporter said.
Then they showed one of Seto's reactions from a quick Facebook live feed.
"Feelings matter, guys! " Seto cried.
Seto's face flushed.
They heard the doorbell ring.
Seto, Joey and Duke answered
They were met by a bunch of news reporters. Seto was still in his life of Pablo shirt and his underwear.
His face turned bright red.
"Oh god... " He thought.
