(AN: I'm back for now. I think I write too many lemons... How about some fluff for a change?)
Mokuba and Bakura were watching a movie together.
"Kura, why don't we go to City Hall tomorrow?" Mokuba said.
"You mean it?" Bakura asked. He felt happy.
"Absolutely. I'll still give you the wedding you deserve, but I can't wait to marry you." Mokuba said.
Seto just put Vadim to bed. Seto was wearing a bed robe tied around the waist. He moved and a bit of his inner thigh showed. Joey kept staring at it.
"Geez, babe. You're still as sexy as you were the day we met. Maybe a little sexier." Joey said.
"Shhhh." Seto said as he pointed at Vadim.
"Oh, sorry." Joey whispered.
Seto kissed Joey and lie down next to him and kissed his cheek.
"Thank you, Joey." Seto whispered.
Joey smiled at him.
"Who woulda known... Here I am wit Seto Kaiba. We're married and we have a family togetha. People was expectin me ta be in jail." Joey said.
"Well, fuck them! You're an amazing husband and father." Seto said.
"And you're an amazing wife and mother!" Joey joked. Seto threw a dirty look at him.
"Sorry babe... I was jokin, but I did get one thing right. You're amazing. You're also an amazing husband and father." Joey said.
Seto smiled and kissed his husband.
They both smiled and giggled. Seto leaned on Joey's shoulder.
"Well, I guess I could have some maternal characteristics." Seto said after a short pause.
"Huh?" Joey asked.
"I did take care of Mokuba when we were kids. I mayhave grown up in that bastard Gozaburo's house, but I would sneak in the kitchen to cook for Mokuba, I cleaned up after him, I missed school when he was sick, I stayed up with him when he was sick, and...-" Seto said until he got interrupted by a gentle kiss from Joey.
"And you raised a fine young man." Joey said.
Seto leaned on Joey more and snuggled up to him.
They both got up and sat up.
"Rememba the day we first met?" Joey asked.
"Of course." Seto giggled.
(Flashback:
"Class, we have a new student. His name is Seto Kaiba. " The teacher announced.
At the time, Joey was a gangster.
"This one is a nerd. He'll be a super easy target." Joey thought.
In Chemistry class, the teacher paired Seto and Joey up as lab partners for the rest of the school year.
Seto may have been an asshole in high school, but he was also very shy.
"Um... Hello... My n-name is S-set-to." He said softly with a heavy Japanese accent. (AN: For the purposes of this story, he still has the accent, but his English has improved over time.)
Seto was blushing.
"Why da fuck do I always have to be partenered wit da geeks?" Joey said.
Seto and Joey were keeping an inventory of the lab supplies assigned to them. They were asked to make an experiment where they had to boil something. Joey didn't like Seto from the gitgo until his eyes led him to Seto's angelic face. He was concentrated on the experiment. He noticed that Seto's eyes were so blue.
"Why am I starin' at him?" Joey thought.
As soon as they cleaned up, class was over. They left. Seto couldn't stop thinking about the blonde gangster. )
"You were an asshole, but you were also very shy."Joey said.
"Hahaha." Seto laughed.
"So, I got a call from the surrogate's doctor. She will be thirteen weeks along tomorrow. Should we make the announcement to the guys?" Seto asked.
"Ok, babe." Joey said.
Seto and Joey went to sleep, until 3am when Vadim started to cry. Seto got up and held Vadim. He took Vadim to the rocking chair and sang him to sleep. Seto stayed there with his son.
Joey woke up and found that Seto wasn't in bed.
He walked to the living room and saw Seto and Vadim asleep on the rocking chair. He took a picture of them and posted it on social media.
"Seto Is such an amazing wife and mommy. But he's a man. Hahahaha" he captioned it.
Seto woke up and noticed Joey was staring at him.
"Hey." Seto said.
"How long were you two there?" Joey asked.
"Since 3." Seto replied. He got up and took Vadim to his crib.
"You look hot, babe. Let me do you." Joey said.
"How about later? I'm still a little tired and I need to cook for us. Also, I need to bathe Vadim and then I would also like to have some alone time with a bottle of shampoo." Seto said.
"Ok. Well in that case... I'm gonna go on a guys'night out with Yugi and Tristan." Joey said.
"That's fine. Tell them I said hi." Seto said.
That night, Yugi, Tristan and Joey went bowling.
"So, you don't look too happy, man..." Tristan said.
"I've got some issues with the wife." Joey said.
"What's up with Kaiba?" Yugi asked.
"We haven't had sex in three days!" Joey said angrily.
Tristan and Yugi laughed.
"It ain't funny! Whenever I wanna give it to him, he's shootin' me down! He tends to Vadim, and then he's got his music shit. And then I think it's gonna get worse.." Joey said.
"He sounds like a typical wife." Yugi laughed.
"Women will do this after they have babies. Seto may not be a woman, but he's gotten a little effeminate over time. Let's start with his body. He has a lean body with a feminine hourglass figure. Remember he used to wear long coats that were twice his size? He would do it to hide the fact that his hips were very obvious and his ass was curvy. Plus, he raised Mokuba when they were kids. He was basically Mokuba's mom. Now he wants to be Vadim's mom. He's been cooking you some nice dinners too, right?" Tristan said.
"Yeah." Joey said.
"Well... Think of him as a woman trapped in a man's body." Yugi said.
"You know... Kaiba does drag sometimes." Joey said.
"WHAT?!" Tristan and Yugi asked as they spilled their beer.
"Sometimes I wish he got one of them operations and would become a woman. I'm still straight despite being with a guy. Also, Seto told me that we're having a baby." Joey said.
"What the fuck?" Yugi asked.
"You knock him up, man?!" Tristan asked.
"No. We got a surrogate. Basically, we found an egg donor, then some scientists edited the egg and deleted the donor's genes and replaced them with Kaiba's genes extracted from a sample of his sperm. Then the egg was fertilized wit my sperm and boom. Baby.. A woman will carry it for us." Joey said.
"Congrats, man!" Yugi said.
"I'll buy you a beer!" Tristan said.
"Even though Kaiba's not a girl for as much as you might want him to be, he's a great um, spouse. I wish Tea were as good of a wife as Kaiba is. Tea had me hire a servant. Kaiba gave his servants other jobs that way he could cook and clean for you." Yugi said.
"True. At least I'm lucky to come home to him and to our son." Joey said.
Joey texted Seto.
"I'm coming home." Joey texted.
Seto read the text. Vadim fell asleep after his shower, so Seto showered quickly, dressed himself very well and started cooking and cleaned up when he was finished.
Joey was walking towards the mansion and through the window, he saw Seto setting two plates with food on the table. He sat down and waited for Joey.
Joey went in and walked to Seto.
"Hi Joey!" Seto said happily and kissed Joey.
"Hey, babe." Joey said .
"Welcome home." Seto said.
"You look amazing! And where's Vadim?"
"Vadim's asleep. He ate, and I bathed him." Seto said.
"It smells good!" Joey said.
"Have a seat! I just made it, so it's still hot." Seto said.
"You sit first." Joey said as he pulled out a chair for Seto and motioned him to sit.
"Thank you." Seto said.
Seto poured two glasses of wine for him and for Joey and they began to eat. They had a lovely dinner together as well as a great conversation.
