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"Why would Sakura-chan need….that …thing!"

A blond asked his pale teammate who was currently cleaning dishes.

"I am sure she will need them after her sexual frenzy with gokata-san."

Naruto nearly fell over his chair he was sitting on when the pale young man spoke.

"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!"

Sai was about to open his mouth and speak when the blond stud up and told him to not reply.

"And how the hell do you know his last name Sai?"Naruto asked sitting back on his little chair.

Giving him a smile, Sai gladly stated "I found it suit when you told the cold bastard that he better make Sakura his before their wedding!"

Naruto sweat dropped, feeling his friend's destructive aura around the house.

Now, Sasuke was seriously feeling that maybe the idiots word held a unbelieving truth.

The ex-avenger was never one for bluntly showing his feelings. Anyone that was close enough to him knew that and even accepted that.

He only wished now that the person he wanted to understand that the most, was now in the arms of another man. The thought alone made him want to just run outside and demand her to stop her foolishness….and another part of him told him that he was being selfish…that he had always been selfish.

When he had first returned to the village, he was not expecting anyone to welcome him with open arms and he also knew that he had a lot of repairing to do, even if he never would admit it to anyone. And many did forgive him after the truth about Itachi was out. Hell even that look a long time.

All except one.

Even though if he made it seem like he could not care less, every time he saw the pink haired girl do anything in her power to avoid him he could help but feel a ting of hurt and anger. He deserved it though. He had tried to kill her. Every time the scene replayed in his head he swore he never hated anything more then himself. But what the hell was he thinking? Did he honestly believ that Sakura would always be that 12 year old that would do anything for him?

Deep down, way down, he did.

When he had returned it was nothing but confusing days and lonely nights, ridiculing himself and wishing he was just living a dream. But every time he woke up he was reminded of all the dark horrible transitions of his person. And then when the medic would pass by, with nothing more then a glance of mistrust, he felt the dream to be real.

Then she came around.

A girl around his age known for her skills. And all he cared about, was not wanting to be isolated with all the memories of his wrong doings. And he remembered the day she came up to him and offered a night of forgetting. And the only thing on his mind was forgetting. The girl meant nothing to him though. And every time he was with her he would forget that it was her and replace her with someone who was doing everything in this world to avoid him.

When Sakura had talked so...oddly, this morning all he could feel was shock and anger.

Did she really mean ….what he thought she meant?

But what right did he have to say anything? He had done the same. The only thing different was that this guy was someone the medic was…happy with.

"OIII TEME…why the heck did you look all zombie like right now? I was asking you a important question."

"Weren't you supposed to be leaving?" his voice came out dark.

" Yeah but that's not till later! And beside weren't you listening to me?"

"…"

"YOU ASSHOLE!"

"Naruto has come up with a plan to stop Sakura-san from having sexual relations with Shinji-kun!"

Sasuke gave his blond friend a galre.

"Well since we know where that guy lives, why don't we go check it out after my dinner with Hinata-chans family?"

Sasuke sat for a moment thinking to himself.

He really did want to kill the thing currently taking someone very important away from him. But wouldn't Sakura get mad at him. He already ruined her enough.

" I wonder if Sakura-san will enjoy his intercourse?" Sai asked behind the sink.

Sasuke's jaw clenthed.

"Just hurry the hell up with you dinner idiot."

The smile Naruto gave and the determination in his eyes could have blinded Shino.


"Tell me why I shouldn't paint his hair purple and make him kiss his arrogant ass?"

Tenten was always a protective friend.

"Don't worry, tonight the ice cube Uchiha will never be able to forget the power of Yamanka Ino!"

Sakura had to control herself from running back home and telling her idiots that this was all a big misunderstanding. But every time she thought of returning home she was reminded of the raven haired man and how he thought she was nothing more then a toy.

"But tTenten, doesn't everyone know that you live in Lee-san's old apartment?"

"Not Sasuke."

"Well after your date Hinata make sure that Naruto does walk you home."

"What are we going to do exactly" the medic spoke up.

Ino gave a low laugh and the girls were now truly worried.

" I am going to pretend that I am Shinji while Tenten and Hinata mask their chakra and make weird noise around the place. Meanwhile, me and forehead will be getting warmed up in the living room."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WARMED UP?" Sakura looked disgusted.

"Oh forehead calm down! Tenten has the guaze curtins that only outline people."

"hmmm." The medic only gave a raise in her eybrow.

"So hurry up and finish you date Hinata!"


A crow passed by a group of young man who were hidden under trees.

"You want us to do what?"

"Pay attention Kiba, Sakura is going to this creeps house….with EXTRA clothes!"

"You do know that if Sakura finds out that will be the end of use. She wouldn't show one ounce of mercy." The lazy genius warned.

"Hey what she doesn't know won't kill her. Its not like we are planning to just walk in."

" yes but the fact that you even came can set Sakura off." Neji concluded, wandering why Shinji lived in the same apparent apartment Tenten did.

" AHHHH SHE WILL NO FIND OUT! UNLESS THE BASTARD HEAR GOES CRAZY AND BARGES IN THERE!"

" I guess we cant leave you all to die hu?" Skikumaru sighed stomping on his dead sure to be cancer stick.


"Your late." The raven haired man stated with a blank face. The house was filled with men all readty to sabotage a date.

"Yeah I know." Naruto walked in with a sad look on his face.

" You okay Naruto," Shikumaru asked lazily sitting on a stool.

"…..Hinata didn't want me to walk her home tonight."

" Ahh she said she and Tenten were going to see a movie."Neji said from in the kitchen.

Naruto's face instently lightened.

"Alright then! Who is ready to get beat by Sakura-chan?"

All the men sweat dropped.


"Oh yeah I feel them coming guys." Ino voise echoed throw the apartment calling the attention of the girls who were eating in the kitchen.

"Wait a minuet …Hinata come here really quick!" Ino was now glaring at the window infront of her.

"Yes Ino ?"

" Can you check how many chakras there are?"

"yeah…..theres…theres 6 of them!" her face fell in worry.

"Six!" Sakura pocked out of the kitchen with Tenten in tow with cake in her mouth.

Walking over to the window, now Sakura could see Hinata's eyes roaming around.

"THE IDIOTS BROUGHT MORE OF THEM!" Sakura roared.

"As I said many times before, don't worry." Ino smiled as a wicked grin crossed her face and a giggle escaped her mouth." If the guys want to play like that then we are gonna play right back." And with that Ino gave Hinata and Tenten a look macking them back up nervously , knowing how to strike the guys just right.


Neji blinked once…then twice.

Was this some kind of joke.

This was Tentens new apartment. Not shinji's.

Wasent it? And even though he only felt two chakras inside he could sence two others.

A smirk played on the Hyugas lips.

The girls were attempting to trick them. And the idiots ahead of him were falling for it.

"COME ON NEJI!" Naruto whispered harshly creeping behind a window and plant garden.

Even the great Uchiha fell for it. Another smirk found his lips.

He might aswell have some fun watching his friends look like fools.


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