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Even though the wind was light and smell of chocolate cake was in the air, Naruto couldn't shack the felling of worry building in the pit of his stomach. Hinata always enjoyed when he walked her home…didn't she? She left in such a rush that night, that at first he thought something was wrong with her. Even Nejis counseling words of informing him that she and Tenten were going out to see a movie couldn't stop the felling he wanted to get rid of. It was something akin to …well, wanting to get away from him! While they were at diner she had a look he just couldn't name. and when she would look at him, it was as if there was something she couldn't say.

The blond looked down at his feet where he and the final Uchiha were hiding under Shinjis window panel. Was there something she didn't want him to know!?

" whats wrong with you."

Naruto swiped his head around to see the Uchihas eyebrow raised in curiosity. His conflicting thoughts coming to a stop at his low voice.

Making a nervous laugh he added shakily " ohhh…ah..nothing ,just thinking basterd!"

Sasuke looked away , knowing that the idiot was holding back, but knowing he ought to not bother it right now. He had a rather more important thing to question right now.

Shinji

Even in his mind the name sounded like a threat. To think that this was the guy on the other side of this wall, trying to take the one woman he wanted more than anything away from him. And he was, in all dislikement, succeeding in. His face darkend a bit.

"WHATS WRONG WITH YOUUU." Naruto whisperd mockingly.

Sasuke only narrowed his eyes in response and resumed to his dark thoughts.

"HYPOCRITE!" The blond pouted.

" I see them coming!" Neji exclaimed from behind a tree.

Naruto eyes burned with excitement at the sound of a door to the man's room was being opened and footsteps approaching .

What was she doing ….what in the hell was she dong! Sakura's eyes were popping out of her sockets and her right eye was starting to twitch.

"OH NO YOU DON'T FOREHEAD! I DID NOT PULL THIS COPY JUTSU FOR NOTHING! YOU ARE NOT BAILING OUT!" Ino screeched at her medic friend, while Hinata and Tenten poked their heads out of the kitchen.

" Their right outside the window." The Hyugu heiress informed softly, her lavender eyes glowing softly in the dark.

"You see that forehead! Their as anxious as we are!" she pulled Sakura aside with her to the supposed Shinjis room.

The pinkette looked at her best friend, now disguised as the handsome Shinji, and could feel the presence of both the idiot of her heartache and her blond male friend right outside the bedroom window.

They were both there!

Ino let out a wicked shrike and exclaime to Sakura.

"OH MY IDEA JUST GOT BETTER!" and with the final words she twisted the door knob and entered the room that would eventully lead to one night of total destruction!

Sasuke's ears were on high alert. Every breath, laugh , sigh and movement recorded so deep in his mind that it was going to take a while to leave his already scarred mind. Every thing outside was quiet, perfect for the situation at hand. Shikumaru was on the far right to him and kiba was on top of the apartment, just above the window.

As the conversation with the medic and Shinji was still on a trivial topic, the once missing-nin started to clear his mind. What was he really doing out here? He looked around at his friend, seeing all their faces….especially Naruto, who had the look of a school girl about to faint upon seeing her beloved crush. The whole plan seemed so immature and juvinel now! They were all 20 years old and acting like little boys spying on girls on their boom of puberty.

Was he here to protect Sakura. Or was he here to make sure that maybe the only chance of true happiness with another would simply never happen if it wasn't with him. His thought suddenly turned away from the path they were following when he heard words that completely made him see red.

" Say Sakura? Why don't we try something out?" the fake Shinji proclaimed quietly from behind the window he and Naruto were under.

"w-what kind of thing Shinji-kun?" Sakuras smooth voice came out shackily and unsure.

" what we were talking about earlier this morning. It was really intriguing to me…and you to." Ino got closer to Sakura , winking her eye.

Even though the medic knew she shouldn't be going along with such a plan, she sighe and answerd.

" oh….you mean kissing and all that fun stuff!" she said seductively, despite the gross feeling of awkwardness in her tummy. With was ludicrous in itself. She had been on seductress missions befor and never so much as freaked out before. A smug voice whispered in her head that maybe know that Sasuke was here, not 6 feet away from her (not to mention the other idiots) she didn't feel right talking to the fake Shinji as well while he was listening. Not only that but the thought of the real Shinji and her made her want to laugh. That was not normal right.

Sasuke.

She wish she could just stop thinking of that dame name!

" If that's what you want. But as for me,well, I wont the whole thing." Ino growled wanting.

And at that exact moment she could a Chakura signature spike. A chakara that she knew all to well. Why the hell was he so upset. He followed Naruto on his little hunt right. Mearily on a whim was she correct! Anger flared in side the pink haired ninjas eyes, that even Ino looked confused for a seconed.

Oh she was going to teach that arrogant bastard a lesson tonght.

" OH Shinji!. I wanted this so bad!" Sakura loudly moaned, and Ino jumping back for a moment by the willingness in her beast friends eyes suddenly.

Catching herself again, Ino replied in a raspy voice.

"Thene prove it know!"

There had never, EVER, been a more teance and disturbing moment in Naruto's life much like this one.

Everyone of his friends faces were either truly shocked or beat red from his female teammates rather …..suggestive words. What in the hell had happed to his innocent Sakura!

The blond turned his head nervously to look at the man on his right, not even wanting to know all the bloody thoughts of murder running through the Uchihas head.

Naruto gulped at what he saw. Sasuke was still. Completely still. But just not any kind of still. This was the kind of still that you get when you are about to break.

Oh kami-sama.I have to keep strong! The teme is going to explode!

And just as if things couldn't get any worse , the next thing the blond man heard made his heartbreak and mind emerge with such anger, it challenged that of Sasuke in the past.

" YOU HEARD HIM GIRLS COME IN!" Sakura's excited voice yelled as a the door to the room opened and the voices of tenten and Hinata echoed in welcoming.

" OH Shinji kun…hmmmm we all want you so bad!" Tenten pleaded.

It took a lot out of her but Hinata managed to get the words out." No one can please us like you can!" she yelled more in horrification the lust.

Ino chuckled darkly and ordered them over and was about to say a rather leuwed request when she heard a hell growl and was tackled to the ground so forcefully that she was sure that she was going to get a concution.

"ILL KILL YOU ILL KILL YOU!" Naruto yelled shacking the man crazily and pinning him to the ground.

"NARUTO-KUN!" Hinata shrieked, putting her hands to her heart.

"Naruto get off of her!" Sakura yelled as she and Tenten tried to rip the man from Ino who was still in shock. Not even a moment later Sasuke, Shikumaru , Kiba and Neji entered through the window and yelled at Narutos foolishness.

Sakuras mouth dropped at the sight of the men and was about to question why they all decided to join Naruto when the idiot himself yelled and cried at the same time.

"WHY HINATA." He shot up from the ground and out of the hands of Sasuke and Kiba." WHY IS THIS HAPPENING HUH!" he tried not to sob.

"N. its not what it looks like!" she tried to say.

" THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT HUH!" he turned his head to Sakura, his eyes blamimg.

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO HER. YOU SEX FREAK!"

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU DAME IDIOT!" the medic was charging his way when the henge on Ino broke and everyone around looked at the hurting Ino .

"INO!" Shikumaru yelped, going to her and helping her up."WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"

That was it for her, Ino did not feel like good and she was going to let the icecube and everyone around her know it!

Grabbing her head and yelling at the top of her lungs she glared at the Uchiha and proclaimed.

" THIS DAME ARROGENT ASSHOLE AND HIS UNEMOTIONAL WAYS NEEDED A GOOD RADDLING AND FOREHEAD DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SO OF COURS I HAVE TO HELP BECAUSE I LOVE HER AND THEN THIS IDIOT JUMPS ME AND K=NOW MY HEAD FEELS HORRIBLE, SO WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UPPPPPP!"

All was silent in the room for a moment. Narutos face all screwed in knots and Hinata looking ashamed and Sakura felt she knew this was going to happen all along.

"OH HINATA!" the blond ran to his girlfriend and sobbing out sorries for all they were worth, while the Hyugu just smiled and apoligezed for not telling him.

"YOU DAME GUYS ARE CRAZY!" Ino walked out of the room still grabbing her head.

Tenten sighed and told everyone to go home even Neji for not stopping the blond man from attacking Ino.

" SSSORRY AGAIN INO!" Naruto shyly laughed while leaving with a quiet and oddly confused Sasuke and sulking Sakura.

On the walk back Naruto knew it was best to stay in the middle of his teammates. He looked back and forth at their face and inwardly sighed. These two just couldn't admit anything in any way. The bubble of confusion was now gone from his stomach now that he knew that Hinata was only helping and he know felt guilty for letting his own emotianl way get the best of him.

He had to do something!

Hey! Sorry for the long wait:# life is as crazy as ever!

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