A/N : Yay new chapter! Time for some Sanji badass fighting time. Review if you are enjoying :)

I was up as soon as the sun had risen.

"Sanji, you're up early," Robin commented as I walked into the kitchen. She was leaning on the counter, sipping a glass of water while holding a book in her left hand. I pulled out a cigarette from my coat pocket and lit it.

"Yeah," I replied. "I guess I'm a little worried about what that shitty Marimo has gotten himself into." I walked closer to her, trying to get a view on what she had been reading. Noticing my intentions, Robin flipped the book over and handed me it - the top of the page read 'Song Song Fruit - Abilities and Lore'

"This book has all of the discovered devil fruits and their abilities in it," Robin explained as I began to read down the page.

Song-Song Fruit

Abilities - Can control the opposite sex's mind and actions based on the type of song one is playing. However, after controlling somebody you cannot use your abilities for a short period of five minutes. It will only affect the opposite sex because it is a form of attraction and will only work on someone who has the potential to be attracted to the user.

User : UNKNOWN.

I looked up at Robin, very impressed with the amount of information in the book. It was very thick and had to have over 500 pages to it. "Where did you get this?" I asked, flipping to the front.

"At the last town. The updated version comes out once every three months, and I like to keep updated with the devil fruits in existence right now - as well as their owners," Robin responded in a calm tone. "Usually they will only mention the owner if they are a known pirate."

"Is Luffy's devil fruit in there?" I asked curiously.

Robin nodded, "yes I've seen him in there."

My fascination with the book faded quickly, "so if I were to fight her, her devil fruit would not affect me, is that right?" I asked, repeating the information.

"Correct," our archaeologist replied. "However, she is also a Siren, and they have their own form of unique powers." Robin continued, and she pulled out another book from behind her on the counter. She flipped to the bookmarked page quickly. "Sirens are naturally very attractive and they are able to lure men to their deaths. Because their abilities do not work on the opposite sex, Sirens are generally very good at a form of combat. Most known is hand-to-hand, however, some Sirens prefer to use weapons such as knives or swords." Robin read out the paragraph about the paranormal race. "Since they see themselves as the top of the female race, they are programmed to automatically despise other women, and will not hesitate to kill them."

I gulped, this chick was sounding scary. "I obviously have the advantage if she cannot use her devil fruit on me," I spoke. "I think you, Robin and I should take care of this fight and let the boys handle her minions."

Robin seemed like she was about to agree when the door to the kitchen opened and Nami walked in, brushing through her orange locks. "That girl sounds evil," she commented. "But I guess we will have to take care of her since the boys will be useless in this situation."

I was about to reply when my haki kicked in and I sensed a strong presence.

"Someone's here," I whispered, making my way out the kitchen door and onto the deck. Robin followed me quietly and I was about to hop off the ship and attack whoever dared sneak up on us, when a voice called out.

"It's me, Sanji-ya."

My mind relaxed at the familiar voice and I eased up my stance. "Law," I said and watched as he hopped onto deck. "Welcome back, did you meet up with your crew okay?"

He smiled, "yes we are docked about a mile West, I just came by to see if we are ready to set sail yet."

Robin shook her head and moved forward, "actually something has happened. Turns out there is a Siren on this island, and she has taken Luffy and Zoro under her control. We are going to be rescuing them today, you're welcome to join us."

Law looked a bit taken aback, but he recovered quickly. "Sure, can I borrow your den-den-Mushi to contact my crew first."


After breakfast, Nami wasted no time in getting everyone to listen to what the plan was. "Listen up!" she called loudly. "We will head out immediately - when we reach the fountain, I'll create a heavy fog. It will cover the cave as well, so we will be able to enter unnoticed. Once we are in there, the guys will take care of the pirates who are under her control, but leave Venus to Robin, Sanji and I for obvious reasons."

"How many followers does she have?" Usopp asked, holding Chopper close as the reindeer shivered in fear.

"Considering her powers of attraction, it could be entire pirate crews - so prepare for the worst," Nami said with a serious frown. "Bring all the weapons and guns we have, but remember don't touch the siren or she will control you," Nami looked sternly at the boys, making sure they understood the gravity of the situation.

We made our way to a giant lake and followed Franky as he led us to where he had run into Luffy the previous night.

As we approached the waterfall he specified, Nami stopped us as pulled out her Clima Tact. We all stood still, trying to be as silent as possible as she mumbled a few words under her breath, pointing her weapon to the sky. After a moment, the sky got reasonably darker and a large fog raised from over the water. She signaled for us to move over to the edge and creep closer to the waterfall. I guessed we were relying on the fact that Venus doesn't have haki, otherwise she would already know we were here. Nami signaled once more, and we tip-toed our way through the waterfall, staying hidden under the fog.

"Go - now," Nami whispered, and we all followed her cue, popping out of the fog one by one and attacking some of the many pirates who were loitering in the cave. There was a lot of them, but I couldn't see Luffy, Zoro or Venus anywhere. She must have known we were coming and moved them further into the cave. I ran over to a group of pirates who were holding guns and kicked their weapons away before doing a rotating kick in order to hit all of them at once. I left one conscious and grabbed hold of his collar before running him against the wall of the cave.

"Where is Venus?" I yelled at him, pushing him even harder against the wall to prove I wasn't messing around.

The man struggled for a minute before giving up, "she's about a mile into the cave," he stated in a hoarse voice. I released him, and he fell to the ground gasping for air.

I ran over to Nami who had stationed herself behind Usopp and Franky. "Nami, let's go," I said. "I found out where Venus is."

"Robin will take care of things here," Nami said and we began to run deeper into the hollow cave. I was beginning to sense Venus's presence, so we had to be getting closer. But there was also a large volume of other men there, probably more pirates protecting her. We turned a sharp corner and the cave got much larger and brighter. It was filled with armed pirates and in the back of the cave, Zoro and Luffy were chained and cuffed to the rocky wall. They were both awake and didn't seem to be injured.

"I should have known you'd come for them," a sickly sweet voice alerted my attention to our right. Venus was leaning against the wall, her arms crossed gently across her chest. She moved towards the hostages and trailed her fingertips along Zoro's chest. "Especially for this one."

I growled involuntarily at the contact she had with him, but I didn't move.

"He is something special to you, isn't he?" she continued in a teasing voice, just wanting me to admit it so she could torture me further. I didn't respond, and so she tilted her head up and planted a soft kiss on Zoro's lips. I saw red, and before she could attempt anything else I had launched a kick her way, making her quit touching my Marimo to dodge it. She flipped mid-air and landed perfectly on her feet, reaching behind her to pull out a long sword.

"Swords huh," I commented, unfazed. "I'm used to fighting against those." I tore a sideways glance at Zoro, who managed a smirk at this. I tore my gaze from him and checked on Nami, she was being backed up by Franky - who must have caught up with us. After knowing she was okay, I ran towards Venus - coating my right leg in Haki before throwing it against her sword. She was strong, I could tell by the way her grip didn't budge. I let my leg fall to the ground and ducked quickly to avoid having my head chopped off. She may be strong, but her movements are much slower than the Shitty Swordsman's. As she began thrusting her sword against me, I focused on using Observation Haki to dodge them all, before jumping above her and slamming my leg against her right arm. If I could injure it, she would be hindered from using her sword skills. Venus flinched, but she didn't seem too affected by it, since she swung her sword up in a sideways motion and it nicked my side.

"Baka cook!" Zoro's gruff voice yelled. "You can't dodge in mid-air, don't be stupid." I shot him an annoyed glare, and he shut up. I focused my attention on Venus once more, who had taken a new stance. I shot towards her, not wanting to waste any more time here. She dodged my first kick, but my second came too quickly for her to block and I hit her directly in the ribs, probably cracking them. She reacted well and moved quickly until she was behind me, and I only managed to move enough to avoid a fatal blow, but she still cut right across my back.

"I noticed this before when I was observing all of you at the bar," she commented as I flinched and fell to my knees. She took her sword and hooked it underneath my shirt, before pulling it up - effectively ripping my shirt off from the back leaving me in only my bra. "You recently acquired this, did you not?" Venus asked, running the tip of her blade across my wound that had only just begun to heal properly. The pain from it being re-opened was almost too much to handle, and I felt blood coil in my mouth. As she went over it again, I flinched and ignored the pain before sharply kicking my leg upright, hitting her in the jaw as she stumbled backward. I managed to stand up and glared her down, beyond annoyed that she would fight so dirty. I focused on my speed, and in a moment I was beside her - kicking her again in the face. Venus was having trouble standing up now, she was strong but didn't have much endurance. I didn't want to show her any mercy, so I coated my left leg in haki and allowed it to accumulate strength as I prepared for my finishing blow. I shot over to her, my speed proving to be too much for her to match. I ducked down, dodging her sword before stick my leg up,

"Parage Shot!" I yelled, using my leg to kick her multiple times in different sections of her face. I purposely went for the bones so I could disfigure her entire face. After around ten kicks, I stopped and watched the once beautiful woman fall to the ground in a crumpled heap. Noticing she was barely awake, I knelt down beside her. "This way, you'll never be beautiful enough to lure a man in again."

"Sanji!" I heard Franky's voice as Nami and he walked towards me. Franky took one look at the girl and flinched, "man what did you do to her face?"

"Hey guys! Can you get these chains off?" I heard our captain's whiny voice as he struggled against what I'm assuming were sea-stone.

"Sure, Sanji would you like to do the honors?" Nami asked as we made our way to the boys, beating any pirates that were getting in our way. But with Venus unconscious, I think the effect she had on these men was reversed because most of them were looking around, confused. I walked over to Luffy first, letting Haki take control of my leg as I shot it up to break the chains that held him. Nami had gone off to look for the handcuff keys, and so I moved on to Zoro. I used my left leg this time, but instead of going for the chains, I kicked Zoro's annoying face.

"What was that for you stupid cook?" he half-yelled, wiping the blood off his nose.

"Being an asshole," I snarled before kicking his chains, still annoyed that he let Venus kiss him. They fell to the ground and Franky appeared with the key, so I made to walk away. Strong arms forced me around and encircled around my waist, and as soon as I had turned around, Zoro's lips were on mine.

I pulled away instantly, "yuck she kissed you and then you kissed me - does that mean I indirectly kissed her?"

Zoro rolled his eyes and pulled my head back, locking lips with me once more - this time it was a rougher kiss, as if he was telling me to shut up and stop complaining. He wasn't getting off that easy, though.

"You can't just kiss and make up with me," I stated after we broke for air. "You're going to be in the dog house for a few days."

As I turned around, I noticed the entire crew plus Law had witnessed our little show of affection.