Here we go, chapter two. Tell me what you think so far!
I've got really bad writers block so that's why this chapter is shorter than usual. But no-one cares about that so here!
4. I must not try to feel Harry potter up in the great hall as the pure shock can send him to jump into the nearest persons arms. - Romilda Vane
5. I must not jump into Malfoy's arms and scream "save me you great prat" no matter how frightened I am of any other students. - Harry Potter
6. I must not use interhouse unity as my excuse for jumping into Malfoy's arms - Harry Potter
7. I must not threaten to kill Vane and Potter if they anger me, ever in desperate circumstances - Draco Malfoy
Romilda Vane sauntered into the great hall for breakfast. She was dressed in what she called her usually Hogwarts uniform. This meant a tight grey tube skirt exactly seven inches above the knee, the standard school shirt with the top three buttons undone, her tie as short as possible and her robes casually thrown on top. Her friends had tried to tell her that this was a bad idea, but since when did she listen?
There was friendly chatter coming from all directions, even the slytherins. This was exactly what happened every morning in the great hall since her third year when Harry defeated he who must not be named. Looking for a place to sit at the Gryffindor table she noticed Ginny Weasley get up from her place next to Harry. Perfect. She slid down next to Harry.
Flipping her long, black curly hair over her shoulder she said "Hi Harry!" with lots of enthusiasm.
At this moment Harry was deep in conversation with Ron and didn't notice Romilda until she tapped him on the shoulder.
"Oh, hey Romilda, didn't see you there, so is there anything you want?" said Harry, a slight blush reaching up his cheeks when he noticed her uniform.
"No, no I was just saying hi." she said, playing it cool.
"Right, so hi then", and he turned back to Ron who was staring at Harry with a look that said 'what the hell man?'
Romilda was shocked, she had put all that effort into making a complete sentence in front of him - a thing she hadn't been able to do since the love potion incident. So she decided to up the stakes. Casually reaching under the table she gently, but with a deliberate motion stroked Harry's crotch. His response was instant; he leapt from the table and landed into the passing Draco Malfoy's arms.
"Save me you great prat, she's gone bloody barmy!" said Harry, only half aware of exactly who's arms he had jumped into.
The scene had attracted some of the great halls attention and those who had been watching were now laughing their heads off, but Draco's scream put an end to that.
"WHAT THE FUCK POTTER!" this got the attention of the teachers table.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR VANE?" yelled Harry his face red with anger and other things.
"I SWEAR TO FUCK I'M GONNA KILL YOU VANE!" Romilda, having never saw Draco angry before, fled.
"You too Potter, three seconds until you're going to be fucking dead." Draco's voice had taken on a calming tone, which frightened Harry a lot. So he ran. Straight into Professor McGonagall.
She was In the middle of questioning Romilda vane.
"Miss Vane why were you running from the hall?"
"Because Draco started threatening Me." she replied, still slightly shaken.
"Yeah, because you stared to feel me up in the middle of breakfast!" clearly, Harry was still a bit flushed.
"Aah, Mr. Potter why did you decide to jump into Mr Malfoy's arms, I was under the impression you two weren't the best of friends. So would you care to explain?" Her curt Scottish accent made this even more embarrassing for both Harry and Draco.
"Interhouse unity?" Harry mumbled.
"What was that Mr. Potter? "Her voice had now taken a tone of disbelief.
"I said Interhouse unity Professor." Harry cringed away from Professor McGonagall.
"Miss Vane, Mr. Potter and Mr. Malfoy, detention."
So there it is! Not my favourite one yet but was it yours? I am sorry that it's late! Xx
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