A/n here we go another one out anyone found a favourite yet? Did I put them as you thought them? Tell me in reviews! And sorry If's been a while but I have had really bad writers block so you can thank my chemical romance for this chapter, because I've been listening to their music non-stop. So if it sucks…
Dirty picture - Kesha.
So take a dirty picture for me
Take a dirty picture
Just take a dirty picture for me
Take a dirty picture
Just send the dirty picture to me
Send the dirty picture
Just send the dirty picture to me
Send the dirty picture
14. I must not send a picture of my lips to professor Snape with a note asking if he want's a blowjob. - Ginny Weasley
15. I must not start yelling at Ginny in the great hall. - Hermione Granger
16. We must not start yelling at our sister in the great hall. Ron, Fred and George Weasley.
Ginny Weasley had held the same devious smirk for the entire walk from her dorm to the middle of the Gryffindor table in the great hall. Her classmates knew this meant trouble as Ginny had become more rebellious every year by playing more pranks, but still holding her prefect status. She still got either E's or O's as her grades, but that didn't mean she had to be a killjoy.
"You've been smirking for ages Gin, what did you do?" asked Ron.
"You'll see, oh look there's the mail!" she replied, not totally paying attention.
A large, sleek black owl with a thin cream envelope landed on the head table, right in front of Professor Snape. He opened it and shooed the bird away, whilst absentmindedly taking a big sip out of his goblet. His eye's scanned the paper, before managing to cover most of the table in front of him with pumpkin juice.
"What is the meaning of this!" he raged as he made his way over to the Gryffindor table, or more specifically toward Ginny Weasley.
"Would you care to explain this?" his voice seething with venom.
"Well, it has details, an address so all you need to do is reply, usually people use the words 'yes' or 'no'. Said Ginny, in her well practiced oblivious tone.
"How dare you assume I would accept such advances from a student!" yelled professor Snape, his face beet red, it nearly matched Ginny's hair, but for stating so, Fred Weasley got an acidic glare from said Professor.
"What are you arguing about?" asked Harry, mildly amused.
The paper slipped from Snape's hand so Ron took this opportunity to read it.
"What the hell Ginny, how could you say that you… You ..!" Ron had lapsed into silent cursing; only those near him could decipher the wide vocabulary he was using.
By this point Fred, George, Harry and Hermione had read the paper and three out of four were yelling loudly at Ginny, whilst Harry was in fits of laughter, with tears rolling down his face. The other houses just looked on at the madness unfolding.
"ENOUGH!" the angry shout came from an irate Professor Snape. "Weasleys, Granger, Potter, DETENTION"
This was met with a cry of outrage as Hermione couldn't believe she had got a detention, and the rest were arguing for Harry's sake.
"You can't do that!" yelled Ron.
"Sir, you can't give him detention for laughing, it's not fair!" said George.
"That is true Mr. Weasley. Severus let the boy off, he did no wrong" came the wise voice of Albus Dumbledore.
"Fine, the rest of you detention. My office. Seven o'clock sharp." said a disgruntled Professor Snape.
This was met with nods and murmurs of being able to get a detention before first lesson.
A/n: almost forgot my manners! Thanks to: Linnup, who hasn't given up on my horrible updating, MarauderDraconis, you say nice things, TheShadowGates and awprincess98. Thanks! x
