A/n yeah, I know its tiny, but there was only one major event, but now there's two out in one night I expect lots of lovely reviews, hell, since I'm in a good mood why don't you all tell me your favourite character in the whole of Harry Potter, if I have lots of plot bunnies there might be a good story up in a week or less!

IMPORTANT: I lost the edited copy I had up here last time when I was sorting out the chapters, so the dialogue at the end has been remade.

20. I must not try to sell the dead pieces of Voldemort's soul on eBay, even if I have over 300 bids. Ginny Weasley

"Gin, what are you doing?" asked Ron Weasley, from the corner of the Gryffindor common room, near the fire.
"Selling things on this really cool muggle website, eBay, Hermione hooked up a laptop for me so it doesn't break." replied Ginny distractedly; she was focusing really hard on the website - as was the huge sniggering crowd behind her.

Ron got up and wandered over, some of the younger students moved, as he was a prefect and a saviour of the wizard world. He stared intensely at the screen for a moment and then turned to his sister and yelled in shock, "Ginny, you can't sell Voldemort's soul on eBay, it could have unthinkable consequences, not to mention that he's long dead."
"Calm it Ron, it's just a dare remember." she replied still more focused on a number that was rapidly rising on the screen.
"What's that? Asked Ron, indicating to the number.
"Oh, that's how many bids I've got, at the moment I have… three hundred and seventy two, nicely done." said Ginny, smirking.
"You know if I had known that was what you were going to do I wouldn't have helped" huffed Hermione, but a hug from Ron lightened her up.

Just at that moment, 11:03pm, Professor Sirius Black decided to make an appearance. Strolling through the portrait hole into what he would have assumed was an empty common room, he got a large shock, "what are you all doing up?" he asked, slowly moving to a spot behind Ginny.
"Ah, selling Voldemort's soul, wouldn't have thought he had one, we did something like that to James, quite funny, but the owl wouldn't deliver him" he shot a smile towards Harry. "However I have to stop the party, it's my job now, but I would say carry on in the morning, but miss Weasley has a detention scheduled." and he wandered off, a few lustrous glances following him.

"He's so cute" sighed Romilda.
"Yeah, and gay as a maypole" stated Harry.
"Your Lying." said Romilda, in an offencive tone.
"Trust me on this one, I walked in on him and Proffesor Lupin in bed, that was awkward..." grimaced harry, not wanting to relive the moment.
A voice came from the otherside of the door, "You two do realise that Mr. 'gay as a maypole' is listening, and Harry, I prefer my private life private."

A/n Yay! My favourite character is in! And how fit he seems, now I'm sort of disappointed I made him gay, I mean think of all the possibilities! But then it goes with one of the lines and I am not a Remus/Dora fan, no offence intended. Xx