A/n sorry I took ages, but now I have no more school so I can post more, but I really want some more reviews! So could you give me that for Christmas? (Or I'll send you a hobo with a spoon to poke the shit out of you).
Rihanna - S&M
Feels so good being bad (Oh oh oh oh oh)
There's no way I'm turning back (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Now the pain is my pleasure 'cause nothing could measure (Oh oh oh oh oh)
21. I must not start doing a strip tease for Katie Bell in DADA because it is off-putting for the other students. - Fred weasley
22. I must not make catcalls when I see some one doing something inappropriate in class. - Blaise Zanabi
"This is only your second defence against the dark art's lesson this year, can we please have some more enthusiasm?" groaned a tired Professor Lupin. He hadn't got any sleep the previous night due to his colleague, and lover, Sirius black, trying to mark homework in the same room as him was near impossible, as he managed to always be bouncing about the place.
Remus made a mental note to never let Sirius in the kitchens by himself again, you only make that mistake once, or in James' case twice.
"C'mon Forge, I believe you still have a few dares left to complete, I mean, you don't want the forfeit do you?" said George to his twin brother, since the start of the dares that threat had worked wonders on anyone with cold feet.
Fred paled, "and off to livening up the class I go!" he said rising from his seat, "hum something good then"
Fred sauntered his way to the front row, where Katie bell was sat, and slowly started to gyrate his hips in front of her. At the back of the room George and lee Jordan could be heard singing 'da-da-da-daa-da-daa-daaa' much to the rest of the class's bewilderment.
Fred had now whipped his tie off and was currently slapping it against his thigh, in a manner. He then chucked the red and gold tie in the direction of Blaise Zanabi, who caught it and swung it above his head and made inappropriate wolf whistles. This started off the rest of the class with whistles and cat calls. Fred had managed to undo five of the buttons on his shirt before Professor Lupin intervened.
"Some people in this room may want to see more of you Mr Weasley, however I certainly don't, sorry but detention." said the Professor, who had been watching the act from his desk. "And you too Mr Zanabi, you started the wolf whistles that seemed to last a decade.
Remus paced back to his desk, "just like Sirius…" he muttered under his breath.
A/n It's tiny, I know, but they are short oneshots.. thanks for the reviews, all 11... but could I have some more for christmas? just telling me that you're still there? :P remember, I have a hobo, and I'm not afraid to use it...
