A/n short one here, but it's kinda funny! also, on a few chapters there have been a couple of minor mistakes with the way the font has been, but bare with me and excuse the irony of the lyrics. Anyway, not much to say so here goes! Thank you for all you favourites, alerts and reviews!

Girlfriend - Avril Lavinge

Hey, hey, you, you,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way,
I think you need a new one

32. I must not tell the first years to practice their spells on Draco Malfoy 'for the greater good'. - Ron Weasley

"Mr Weasley, Mr Weasley!" called Professor McGonagall from one of Hogwarts' many staircases.
"What did you do now Ronald?" asked Hermione in her criticizing tone, the one that she saved especially for Ron.
"Nothing, I did nothing… I think…" said Ron already making his way down the stairs. "Yes Professor?" he asked, once he was on the same staircase as McGonagall.
"Since you are a prefect I need you to look after some of the first year students as their duelling club is cancelled." she said in her crisp, no-nonsense tone.
"But… But… yes professor." slumped Ron as he trudged back to Hermione on the stairs.
"What was that about?" said Hermione as soon as Ron was back to walking to the Gryffindor common room.
"She wants me to baby-sit the first years because duelling club is off." responded Ron, in the same dejected tone he used with Professor McGonagall.
"Well you've got twenty minutes and your on the fifth floor, may I suggest you get moving!" said Hermione, in the voice she used when there was a possibility she could be late for class.
"Oh shit!" yelled Ron, earning some curious glances before bolting down the stairs.

Twenty-five minutes later saw Ron running through the doors of the great hall, but this could barely be heard over the loud chatter of the first years. Ron, who had been known for making rush decisions that usually didn't end well, and this was one of them. "OI YOU LOT, SHUSH FOR A MOMENT!" yelled Ron. "Now, I can't be arsed with this, so you can all practice those simple spells, like disarming and the jelly-legs jinx, if anyone asks, I was here for the whole time." A sudden thought came to his mind, Malfoy would be the ideal person to get hit by such spells, serves him right for snogging Ginny. "Also, if any of you see Draco Malfoy, free to test those spells out on him, for the greater good y'know."
Ron glanced round and checked that the first years had been listening, which they had, and proceeded to walk out the great hall.

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A few hours later at dinner Ronald weasley was called to the head table. Professor Snape looked him straight in the eye and said "thankfully the duelling club has not only Gryffindor members, but slytherin also, and they have told me about your little plan, detention Weasley, immediately after dinner.

A/n Told you it was short, also Larry and his spork, Julius have company, in the form of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. So another one bites the dust… reviews welcome, I have twenty! * squeals in over-excitement*