A/n not much to say, sooo… Here is what keeps my evil mastermind at bay.

33. I must not knee slide down the entire length of the head table to see the look on Snape's face. - George Weasley.
34. I must not conjure joker hats and pink tails onto the professors whilst my brother is distracting them. - Fred Weasley
35. I must not assist my brothers by making it impossible for the professors to take of the hats and tails for a week. - Ron Weasley

"Brother dear, it's time we complete another of those wonderful dares, don't you?" asked George, reaching out for a bit of toast on Ginny's plate, she slapped away his hand and gave him a glare that could let anyone know she was related to Molly Weasley.
"Why yes brother, you remember the one Hermione gave us, honestly, that girl is much better company when she's drunk" that earned him a punch in the shoulder.
George, Fred and Ron waited until a particularly large group of fifth years stood up to leave the hall, so they would have a bit of cover to get to the head table. However the fact that all three Weasley's were at least a head taller than the fifth years they got quite a few unusual stares, particularly from the slytherin table, but as Draco Malfoy was sporting bright purple and red polka dots on his newly coloured blue skin, no-one dared speak up.

The trio made it to the head table, and George went straight to where Professor Sprout was sitting, at the left end of the table, Fred and Ron waited to the side of him. Bracing himself on Professor Sprout George climbed the table, smeared so much butter on his knees they were greasier than Snape's hair and propelled himself down the table. This caused many teachers to spill or drop whatever was in their hands, as no-one had ever had the nerve to do such a thing. It was as though the whole hall was holding its breath, not daring t move as the redheaded boy slid down the table. When he was very close to Professor Black he noticed that he was coming to a halt, so with all the dignity he could muster he began to scoot along the table. In the midst of such chaos no-one noticed when the two boys to the side started whispering spells.

Within seconds the teachers had sprouted hats, and not that they had noticed yet, tails. The hats ranged from a joker hat on Professor Lupin, to a fez on Professor Snape, with Dumbledore's fedora in the middle somewhere. That was when the laughter started. It began as a quiet rumble, but descended into a ferocious roar, even the slytherins joining in.

"What have you imbeciles done to me?" growled Professor Snape.
It was George that spoke up from his place on the wrecked table in front of Snape. "You all looked like you needed a laugh, so we thought it would be for the best", a triumphant smile across his face.

"You thought wrong, DETENTION, all month, my office, seven o'clock sharp and that means al three of you, don't think I didn't hear you two over there." said Snape, his acidic tone threatening everyone within reach. Fred and Ron gulped.
"Ah, yes, well about that you see, we're already booked, so can we reschedule, maybe later on in the month say….." he looked to his brother, "the 28th?"
Snape was visibly fuming. "And why, prey tell, are you 'already booked' Mr Weasley ?"

"Well we've got the love potion incident," said Fred.
"And the thing with Ginny" grimaced Ron.
"And the other Ginny incident, you remember that one sir, with the letter saying -" George was cut off.
"Yes, carry on." glared Snape, clearly not wanting to be reminded.
"The balloon incidents" some of the first years winced in remembrance.
"Then the prophecy" laughed Fred, some others snickered. "And the striptease" he winked.
"Then there was you two on the stairs." he glanced at Remus and Sirius, Remus blushed.
"Don't forget the dog collar", more blushing on Remus' part.
"And the shampoo incident" came from Ron.
"ENOUGH!" throughout the entire explanation Snape had been getting redder and redder, until he exploded.

"You will attend my detentions during lunchtime, two weeks." said Snape, clearly not amused. "One more word and it will be three. Now off to lessons."
The three walked off in silence, until Fred said "I wonder what's going to happen when they realise that they can't take the hats and tails off?"

And then they heard Snape's shriek.

A/n: so how was it? It took a while but I've just had the funniest image in my head, a boy two years above broke the history teacher's light, so he was some how left wearing short shorts ( he was teaching P.E) and we just couldn't stop laughing because he is pretty chubby.